"Do you have a girlfriend?"

[MyReply]

How do you respond to this question, in general?
Take today for instance, I got my haircut. As the barber casually yaked away, he asked if I had a girlfriend who was making me get a haircut. I just said no, that I single. Which is true, I am.

I'm just wondering when people ask you this in general, because it is a very general question, how do you answer it (especially if you're single)? Just just say "NO." "No, I'm single" or do you say "No, I'm gay?"

I just said I was single, and left it at that.

 

[just_mills]

If someone was to ask me that today, I'd say, "No, I have a boyfriend".

If I was single, I'd chuckle, and reply with "No." ..

Whatever happens next, happens..

 

[ashonfire]

Depends on who's asking. Sometimes "no", sometimes "FUCK no!".

I actually can't remember the last time I was asked this. Maybe I'm more gay-acting than I used to be.

 

[G-Lexington]

Now, I'd say "I've got a boyfriend."

When I was single, I'd probably just say "No, I'm single". Sometimes, I get really chatty with somebody cutting my hair, and I might say "I broke up with my boyfriend last month." But if she's sort of droning on in that not-interested fashion, or I don't feel like talking much, I'd just say "I'm single."

Lex

 

[Puzuzzu]

Yes, I do have a girlfriend, and I don't
have a problem with people asking.

For me, it's mostly flirtatious teen girls
who asks those types of questions.

I don't think Bisexuals count lol

 

[desmond]

I always say I don't have a boyfriend.

 

[Swellegant]

I just roll my eyes in disbelief that someone who cuts hair could have such lousy gaydar.

 

[Lukeee]

I don't like talking to people who cut my hair. It is just weird. They normally ask a few stupid questions which I answer but when I close my eyes they leave me alone.

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

How do you respond to this question, in general?
Take today for instance, I got my haircut. As the barber casually yaked away, he asked if I had a girlfriend who was making me get a haircut. I just said no, that I single. Which is true, I am.

I'm just wondering when people ask you this in general, because it is a very general question, how do you answer it (especially if you're single)? Just just say "NO." "No, I'm single" or do you say "No, I'm gay?"

I just said I was single, and left it at that.

( just telll ums got one between ma legs ans spare hole ma face )

for joe public what bump around planet me wait 3 seconds they after ask Question ans see they notice queue guys tryin park

or call their wife your kid lost again ans she take her husband home

or Yeah ans wait what they gonna do next ask me is snow from Iceland

( to OP people all ova world ask stuff just pass day so long ya in no danger or they not loony or looking ta buy girly undys from ya or their noses like deep nosey just work off their balls no worry about it )

but on Internet they can suck their own avatar cause it what many just interest in

( open conversation starters so many but guys sure use same dip specials whens they spin in theirs own imagine etc etc )

but if every hairdude go ask same question me go buy dog collar with
Yes got girlfriend HA

has great times world a spin

 

[looseliam]

"*gigglesnort* No"

 

[rubberGay]

I would say no, I,m gay and proud of it, then ask the barber, are you gay?

 

[desmond]

"*gigglesnort* No"

great response

 

[EqualsThree]

I propose on a monthly basis. Last time you told me I'd get an answer after Roseanne, that was 3.5 weeks ago.

 

[____]

Sometimes just "no," sometimes "no, and that would be 'boyfriend'" if I'm in a talkative mood.

 

[Nomenclature]

I've always just said "No."

When I was 14, this girl I knew told me "You NEED a girlfriend." and actually fixed me up with this nerdy little Asian girl who worked at Subway and made us exchange numbers. My strict ethnic mother was extremely pissed about that. . .but even moreso when she found out I was gay and didn't have to worry about me talking to girls.

 

[CorporalAris]

I always just say no. If they want more detail, they can ask, and I will answer.

 

[BearBoi]

If I were in a relationship, I'd answer that I had a boyfriend.

If I were single, I'd say 'no.'

If it was clear the person wanted to get into a discussion about women, I'd answer', "Girls? Ew. Cooties."

 

[DigitalFudge]

"No, I like cock"


It usually goes well.

 

[Lefty]

I've wanted a rich younger girlfriend for quite some time.

But the damned wife and boy friend both say NO.

Spoil sports

 

[Tadaa]

How do you respond to this question, in general?