EasyRory
JUB Addict
Part Six
The Boxster was amazing, but taking it for one trip on the 880 was enough to satisfy my need for speed. Shoe was even more amazing. Except for that first declaration, he didn't say “I love you” much; but he showed me he did every day. Little things, like being happy to see me, listening, sharing, a silly little present, little things that showed he was thinking of me as much as I was of him. And the sex was fantastic. My life was going so well, I couldn't believe my luck.
Luke never became a problem. He was as much my friend and work partner as ever. If my falling for Shoe hurt him, he never let it show. For his birthday I gave him a t-shirt with a vivid tropical design that said “Tiki Apartments Part of Paradise.” He was surprised because he said he hated birthdays and never told anybody when his was; but I could tell he liked the gift. He laughed and said, Yeah, the ass end of Paradise.”
Even the orderly who pissed me off turned out to be not so bad. Walking down the hall one day he gave me a “hi Eric” and I replied “hi Mary” with my best smile. “Just so you know, I don't actually like that name,” he said. I apologized and told him I thought that was what his friends called him. “That's what a few bitches call me. My friends call me Spike.” He was what my mother would call 'a little swishy' and didn't fit the 'Spike' image, but what the hell? He must have read my thoughts and laughed. “I know, I know. Some day I'll tell you why they call me Spike. Changing the subject, you and Boxster-guy look like you're hitting it off, huh?” I asked him how he could tell and he said, “Dude, I have seen him dropping you off. The two of you light up the sky when you're together.”
So I was walking home in a great mood, thinking warm thoughts and minding my own business. On the whole Alameda is a pretty safe place, and the cops work hard, some people say too hard, to keep it that way; but it has some rough edges especially in the part of town where I lived. I had just left the hospital when I realized another pair of feet were echoing mine. A limping guy in a hoody was overtaking me. I felt in my pocket for $20 to give him, if I had to.
“Eric?” the hoody whispered.
“Dan! That you? Why are you limping?” He slumped against me and I had to help him stay on his feet.
“I got a slug in my leg. Think you can get it out?”
“No, but I know somebody who can. How far can you walk?” Luke's place was close by.
We made it to Luke's but Dan was ashen from the pain. Luke went to work with morphine and a probe. He answered my questioning eyes with “You never know when you'll need this stuff.” The slug was small and not deep. Luke cleaned the wound and sewed it up with a couple of stitches. I tried to take Dan home, but he said he didn't want to advertise his presence. “You can stay here.” Luke said. “I live alone and nobody needs to know anything.”
Luke kept me posted on Dan's progress, which was swift. Several days later he said, “Dan wants to see you tonight after work, if you can stop by.”
Of course I could. “How you doing Dan?” I asked. He looked fine, sitting in a chair with his leg propped up.
“Saint Luke here has got me feeling great.” He exchanged grins with Luke and I got the certain sense he meant Luke had worked on more than just his leg. “Do you still have that stuff I gave you? Good, add this to it, ok?” He gave me another smaller envelope. “If you don't hear from me in six months, take everything to the address on this envelope. Come here.” I walked up to him. “Closer, bend down.” He pulled my face to his and kissed me. “I always wanted to do that. Luke says you have somebody special now. Good for you.”
“Laurie would love to see you, Dan.” My charming roommate Laurie had shared those charms with many including Dan, I assumed, from the way she spoke about him.
Dan looked apprehensive, “Did you tell her I was here?”
“No, I haven't told anybody anything. I just know she would like to know you're ok.”
Seeing Laurie wasn't a possibility. So I left and a couple of days later Luke told me Dan was gone. “Eric, you have this way of making people like you. Dan, for instance. Did you guys ever hook up?” I told him no and he shook his head, “He thinks the world of you.”
A couple of days later we got a call. “Tiki. Apt 110N. Complications from an animal bite.”
Looking in the door of 110N, it didn't appear to be that bad. Just a barefooted guy with what looked like a bushy tail coming out of his foot. “My pet bit me and he won't let go. It hurts.”
“Your pet looks like a 'coon skin cap.” Luke observed.
“He's a baby badger; I call him Badboy.”
We donned padded gloves. Usually they were for hot or sharp objects but Luke figured the badger qualified on both counts. Luke tried to grab the badger by its neck. It growled fairly alarmingly but wouldn't let go. “Why did he bite you?” I asked.
“Do I have to tell you?” the guy asked. Luke just glared at him while he tried grabbing the badger again. More growls. “Ok, he's very affectionate after he's eaten and I got to wondering ...”
“Keep talking,” Luke said preparing a syringe.
“I wondered if I could get him to suck my dick if I smeared hamburger on it.”
“You're an idiot,” Luke said chuckling.
“Well, it turned out he would and he did and after all the messing around getting him to do it I was pretty turned on and came in his mouth. He coughed and coughed and then bit me on the heel and won't let go. So I pulled my pants up and called you.”
Luke shot the badger up with enough morphine to put a horse out. “Sorry, Badboy; at least you'll go happy. And you - it's too bad he didn't bite you on the throat.”
“That's not very compassionate,” the guy whined, prodding a dopey Badboy with his fingers.
“Neither is tricking a badger into a blow job.” The badger released his bite and lay still, panting. “Ok, let's see your penis.”
“Is that necessary?” the guy asked, instinctively squeezing his legs together.
“If he bit you and it's infected, you could lose it.” Luke switched to rubber gloves.
The guy lowered his pants and Luke poked around a bit. “Ok, looks like you're safe.” and then he flicked the guy hard on the balls. Once, twice. Ignoring the guy's howls, Luke told me, “I had to test for sensation.”
We loaded the guy, who claimed he couldn't walk, and deeply sleeping Badboy onto the gurney and returned to the hospital. In the ER, Luke said, “Ok, not up to the usual Tiki standards, but not bad for this early in the evening.”
“Did you really have to pop him on the balls?” I asked.
“Hell, no. I was just getting even for Badboy.”
The next day at school Shoe was excited. “Eric, you want to live at my house? My parents are going to China tomorrow for almost three weeks. The servants will be gone, too. Finally we can let loose. What do you think?” I thought yes and looked forward to Shoe's parents' departure.
I went to work walking on clouds but soon came down to earth. For some reason emergencies had dropped off on the island, so the hospital was using the EMT's for various kinds of mostly manual labor to keep us busy. It was not always easy work, but tonight wasn't too bad. Spike congratulated me on finding what he called a real job while I helped him clean and sterilize a bunch of OR instruments. “You know they call us Patient Care Assistants but an orderly is still an orderly. The doctors shit on the nurses and the nurses shit on us, when they're not trying to fuck us. Of course it's only a couple old male nurses who hit on me, but you'll probably get both. Can you get it up for a girl?”
“It's been known to happen.”
“I can't do it with girls. I've tried, but it just doesn't work for me.”
“Maybe you just haven't found the right girl. There are girls I couldn't do it with either.”
“You think? I don't know.”
The hospital PA blared “Code Eleven. Code Eleven.” That was for Luke and me. “I'll be back to help you as soon as we're done,” I told Spike.
The emergency was real; a heart attack close by on San Antonio. Another old lady in trouble. We got her to the ER in good time. She was awake and talking to us, lots of little old lady stuff; and it looked as if she'd be living on San Antonio a while longer. I went back to find Spike but he had finished his job and was on a break. As he predicted, the nurse in charge eyed me up and down. “EMT, huh?” she said.
“Yes, ma'am.”
“You don't have to call me ma'am.” She took a deep breath and pushed her breasts out. “I'm Julie.”
“Yes, ma'am, Julie. I'm Eric.”
“Yes, you are, aren't you?” It verged on sexual harrassment, the way she looked at me; but that is such a limp-dick excuse for a guy to use. So I just smiled and let her stare at my crotch. She wet her lips and was about to say something when the PA blared “Code Eleven. Code Eleven.”
“Sorry, that's me,” I told her and hustled back to the ER. “What's up?” I asked Luke, who just smiled.
The hospital administrator was there and he personally complimented Luke and me on our care for Mrs. Peralta. I gave Luke a what's-this-about look. “Mrs. Peralta said you were the two most competent, polite, and caring medical people she had ever met. I'd like to add my thanks. It makes everybody proud when we can give people extraordinarily good treatment.” Ah, the lady on San Antonio.
He shook our hands and left. Luke said, “He didn't mention that the Peraltas provided the founding grants to establish this place. They owned most of the county once.” I had heard the Peralta name; it's all over Eastbay. The College of Alameda was part of the Peralta System.
What a shift. I was glad when it was over and I could go home for a night's sleep. I was walking up to Central when I heard the footsteps.
“Eric,” whispered the hoody.
“Dan! You ok this time?”
“Yeah, I just wanted to see you. This is for you.” He paused in a deep shadow and handed me a box. “Can I kiss you again?”
He didn't wait for an answer and kissed me with some feeling. “If I had met you a few years ago, you would have changed my life and I hope I could have changed yours.” He let his hands drift down to cup my ass and pulled me hard against him. “Twinkle, twinkle little star.” He kissed me again and walked rapidly away.
I didn't get his last comment and walked the rest of the way home wondering about the box. It felt smooth on all sides. In the light I could see it was metal with some kind of a cypher lock. Sliding bands revealed letters when I moved them; but the box wouldn't open. I gave up and went to bed. My dick was hard from the memory of Dan's hands on me. I didn't know about changing lives, but he sure could have fucked me. I felt like I was betraying Shoe thinking these thoughts, so I imagined Shoe's dick when I kissed his nipples. Fuck! That wasn't curing my hardon; but I liked thinking about Shoe. Finally, I rolled onto my side and sleep came.
The Boxster was amazing, but taking it for one trip on the 880 was enough to satisfy my need for speed. Shoe was even more amazing. Except for that first declaration, he didn't say “I love you” much; but he showed me he did every day. Little things, like being happy to see me, listening, sharing, a silly little present, little things that showed he was thinking of me as much as I was of him. And the sex was fantastic. My life was going so well, I couldn't believe my luck.
Luke never became a problem. He was as much my friend and work partner as ever. If my falling for Shoe hurt him, he never let it show. For his birthday I gave him a t-shirt with a vivid tropical design that said “Tiki Apartments Part of Paradise.” He was surprised because he said he hated birthdays and never told anybody when his was; but I could tell he liked the gift. He laughed and said, Yeah, the ass end of Paradise.”
Even the orderly who pissed me off turned out to be not so bad. Walking down the hall one day he gave me a “hi Eric” and I replied “hi Mary” with my best smile. “Just so you know, I don't actually like that name,” he said. I apologized and told him I thought that was what his friends called him. “That's what a few bitches call me. My friends call me Spike.” He was what my mother would call 'a little swishy' and didn't fit the 'Spike' image, but what the hell? He must have read my thoughts and laughed. “I know, I know. Some day I'll tell you why they call me Spike. Changing the subject, you and Boxster-guy look like you're hitting it off, huh?” I asked him how he could tell and he said, “Dude, I have seen him dropping you off. The two of you light up the sky when you're together.”
So I was walking home in a great mood, thinking warm thoughts and minding my own business. On the whole Alameda is a pretty safe place, and the cops work hard, some people say too hard, to keep it that way; but it has some rough edges especially in the part of town where I lived. I had just left the hospital when I realized another pair of feet were echoing mine. A limping guy in a hoody was overtaking me. I felt in my pocket for $20 to give him, if I had to.
“Eric?” the hoody whispered.
“Dan! That you? Why are you limping?” He slumped against me and I had to help him stay on his feet.
“I got a slug in my leg. Think you can get it out?”
“No, but I know somebody who can. How far can you walk?” Luke's place was close by.
We made it to Luke's but Dan was ashen from the pain. Luke went to work with morphine and a probe. He answered my questioning eyes with “You never know when you'll need this stuff.” The slug was small and not deep. Luke cleaned the wound and sewed it up with a couple of stitches. I tried to take Dan home, but he said he didn't want to advertise his presence. “You can stay here.” Luke said. “I live alone and nobody needs to know anything.”
Luke kept me posted on Dan's progress, which was swift. Several days later he said, “Dan wants to see you tonight after work, if you can stop by.”
Of course I could. “How you doing Dan?” I asked. He looked fine, sitting in a chair with his leg propped up.
“Saint Luke here has got me feeling great.” He exchanged grins with Luke and I got the certain sense he meant Luke had worked on more than just his leg. “Do you still have that stuff I gave you? Good, add this to it, ok?” He gave me another smaller envelope. “If you don't hear from me in six months, take everything to the address on this envelope. Come here.” I walked up to him. “Closer, bend down.” He pulled my face to his and kissed me. “I always wanted to do that. Luke says you have somebody special now. Good for you.”
“Laurie would love to see you, Dan.” My charming roommate Laurie had shared those charms with many including Dan, I assumed, from the way she spoke about him.
Dan looked apprehensive, “Did you tell her I was here?”
“No, I haven't told anybody anything. I just know she would like to know you're ok.”
Seeing Laurie wasn't a possibility. So I left and a couple of days later Luke told me Dan was gone. “Eric, you have this way of making people like you. Dan, for instance. Did you guys ever hook up?” I told him no and he shook his head, “He thinks the world of you.”
A couple of days later we got a call. “Tiki. Apt 110N. Complications from an animal bite.”
Looking in the door of 110N, it didn't appear to be that bad. Just a barefooted guy with what looked like a bushy tail coming out of his foot. “My pet bit me and he won't let go. It hurts.”
“Your pet looks like a 'coon skin cap.” Luke observed.
“He's a baby badger; I call him Badboy.”
We donned padded gloves. Usually they were for hot or sharp objects but Luke figured the badger qualified on both counts. Luke tried to grab the badger by its neck. It growled fairly alarmingly but wouldn't let go. “Why did he bite you?” I asked.
“Do I have to tell you?” the guy asked. Luke just glared at him while he tried grabbing the badger again. More growls. “Ok, he's very affectionate after he's eaten and I got to wondering ...”
“Keep talking,” Luke said preparing a syringe.
“I wondered if I could get him to suck my dick if I smeared hamburger on it.”
“You're an idiot,” Luke said chuckling.
“Well, it turned out he would and he did and after all the messing around getting him to do it I was pretty turned on and came in his mouth. He coughed and coughed and then bit me on the heel and won't let go. So I pulled my pants up and called you.”
Luke shot the badger up with enough morphine to put a horse out. “Sorry, Badboy; at least you'll go happy. And you - it's too bad he didn't bite you on the throat.”
“That's not very compassionate,” the guy whined, prodding a dopey Badboy with his fingers.
“Neither is tricking a badger into a blow job.” The badger released his bite and lay still, panting. “Ok, let's see your penis.”
“Is that necessary?” the guy asked, instinctively squeezing his legs together.
“If he bit you and it's infected, you could lose it.” Luke switched to rubber gloves.
The guy lowered his pants and Luke poked around a bit. “Ok, looks like you're safe.” and then he flicked the guy hard on the balls. Once, twice. Ignoring the guy's howls, Luke told me, “I had to test for sensation.”
We loaded the guy, who claimed he couldn't walk, and deeply sleeping Badboy onto the gurney and returned to the hospital. In the ER, Luke said, “Ok, not up to the usual Tiki standards, but not bad for this early in the evening.”
“Did you really have to pop him on the balls?” I asked.
“Hell, no. I was just getting even for Badboy.”
The next day at school Shoe was excited. “Eric, you want to live at my house? My parents are going to China tomorrow for almost three weeks. The servants will be gone, too. Finally we can let loose. What do you think?” I thought yes and looked forward to Shoe's parents' departure.
I went to work walking on clouds but soon came down to earth. For some reason emergencies had dropped off on the island, so the hospital was using the EMT's for various kinds of mostly manual labor to keep us busy. It was not always easy work, but tonight wasn't too bad. Spike congratulated me on finding what he called a real job while I helped him clean and sterilize a bunch of OR instruments. “You know they call us Patient Care Assistants but an orderly is still an orderly. The doctors shit on the nurses and the nurses shit on us, when they're not trying to fuck us. Of course it's only a couple old male nurses who hit on me, but you'll probably get both. Can you get it up for a girl?”
“It's been known to happen.”
“I can't do it with girls. I've tried, but it just doesn't work for me.”
“Maybe you just haven't found the right girl. There are girls I couldn't do it with either.”
“You think? I don't know.”
The hospital PA blared “Code Eleven. Code Eleven.” That was for Luke and me. “I'll be back to help you as soon as we're done,” I told Spike.
The emergency was real; a heart attack close by on San Antonio. Another old lady in trouble. We got her to the ER in good time. She was awake and talking to us, lots of little old lady stuff; and it looked as if she'd be living on San Antonio a while longer. I went back to find Spike but he had finished his job and was on a break. As he predicted, the nurse in charge eyed me up and down. “EMT, huh?” she said.
“Yes, ma'am.”
“You don't have to call me ma'am.” She took a deep breath and pushed her breasts out. “I'm Julie.”
“Yes, ma'am, Julie. I'm Eric.”
“Yes, you are, aren't you?” It verged on sexual harrassment, the way she looked at me; but that is such a limp-dick excuse for a guy to use. So I just smiled and let her stare at my crotch. She wet her lips and was about to say something when the PA blared “Code Eleven. Code Eleven.”
“Sorry, that's me,” I told her and hustled back to the ER. “What's up?” I asked Luke, who just smiled.
The hospital administrator was there and he personally complimented Luke and me on our care for Mrs. Peralta. I gave Luke a what's-this-about look. “Mrs. Peralta said you were the two most competent, polite, and caring medical people she had ever met. I'd like to add my thanks. It makes everybody proud when we can give people extraordinarily good treatment.” Ah, the lady on San Antonio.
He shook our hands and left. Luke said, “He didn't mention that the Peraltas provided the founding grants to establish this place. They owned most of the county once.” I had heard the Peralta name; it's all over Eastbay. The College of Alameda was part of the Peralta System.
What a shift. I was glad when it was over and I could go home for a night's sleep. I was walking up to Central when I heard the footsteps.
“Eric,” whispered the hoody.
“Dan! You ok this time?”
“Yeah, I just wanted to see you. This is for you.” He paused in a deep shadow and handed me a box. “Can I kiss you again?”
He didn't wait for an answer and kissed me with some feeling. “If I had met you a few years ago, you would have changed my life and I hope I could have changed yours.” He let his hands drift down to cup my ass and pulled me hard against him. “Twinkle, twinkle little star.” He kissed me again and walked rapidly away.
I didn't get his last comment and walked the rest of the way home wondering about the box. It felt smooth on all sides. In the light I could see it was metal with some kind of a cypher lock. Sliding bands revealed letters when I moved them; but the box wouldn't open. I gave up and went to bed. My dick was hard from the memory of Dan's hands on me. I didn't know about changing lives, but he sure could have fucked me. I felt like I was betraying Shoe thinking these thoughts, so I imagined Shoe's dick when I kissed his nipples. Fuck! That wasn't curing my hardon; but I liked thinking about Shoe. Finally, I rolled onto my side and sleep came.



























