EasyRory
JUB Addict
Part Twenty-three
Andrew, of course, wrecked our plans. “Ok,” he said, “No sex of any kind til the shoot is over. Tonight nothing; tomorrow nothing. Is that clear? I need you guys at full penis power tomorrow.”
“Andrew, you're making this sound like porn again.” Z sounded disgusted and gave the finger to the phone speaker.
It's not porn. It's just suggestive and maybe a little brutal.”
“Brutal? What the fuck?”
“Not brutal, exactly,” Andrew backpedaled. “Raw, that's what they're going for – and I need two bulging jocks. Clear? I'll see you at the plane.”
“You're coming? I'll need a fluffer, if you're watching.” Z clicked off the phone and looked at me.
“You might actually piss him off one of these days, Z.”
“The last shoot, for Fog? He said to me, 'Sorry I don't have any pills for your problem. I'll give you a blow job instead.' Pissed me off when he actually groped me.”
Z wasn't working that day, but left early for school. After he left I felt like a thief taking out the box of cash. C G A G F E D C, and it opened again. The money looked the same and it sure looked real. I counted it. One hundred hundred's to the stack and twenty-five stacks. A quarter of a million. There was a note at the bottom, that read 'Maintenance Fund' with a happy face hand drawn underneath. Again, I closed the box and put it away. It was unnerving having that much cash around.
I called Luke and then went to his apartment. With no preamble, I asked Mark what somebody does with a large amount of cash.
“Well, any cash transaction greater than ten thousand has to be reported to the government; any 'suspicious' transaction over five thousand has to be reported; and any transaction that appears to be part of a larger structure may be reported, depending on how scrupulous the receiver is.”
“Wow!”
“Come on, Eric. I took commercial law. I may look stupid; ok, let's say sometimes I act stupid; but I know this stuff.”
“The best thing to do would be to set up a front business that deals with a lot of cash, they're exempt from the rules; that's why a lot of the gangs operate real businesses – to launder their money. You'd be surprised how incredibly profitable some of these laundries can be. Are we talking a lot of money?”
“I think so.”
“For example ...” Mark probed.
“Two hundred and fifty thousand.”
“Is that all? Not as hard as I made it sound. It could be arranged. It would take a couple of months to do a good job. I might be able to handle it myself.” He eyed me, all but begging me to ask questions.
“Things are looking up?”
“You're probably looking at the next manager of the Oakland Cooperative Bank, Dingbat being the nominal CEO; can't have an Anglo in that job. The Mexicans are onboard with the deal. The blacks are chewing on the details.”
“Does he mind being called Dingbat?”
“Thinks it's funny.” Mark was not to be diverted. “What I could probably do is arrange for you to own some of the bank, with a reverse repo agreement.”
I shrugged. “Ok, I'll let you know.”
“Meanwhile, I did the Girls Night Out thing. And they offered to let me do some more. I need some cash to invest and the Chinese don't give a shit about the pictures. They don't believe anybody will pay for them.” Mark laughed at what he was sure was Chinese foolishness.
“What's the other stuff?”
“Gay porn. It's not such a big deal after all.”
“How do you know?”
Luke got up and walked to his bedroom at this point and Mark pointed at him. “He's a great guy and I owe it all to you,” he said. “I would have done it with you, but you kept putting me off. Besides you would only agree to a blow job.”
“Mark! I never agreed ...”
“Gotcha! Anyway, I now know I can handle the gay stuff. And Luke, he's so cool about it. He really helped me get over that initial hump, so to speak. It turns out all sex is good sex. The world didn't end because Luke and I have been messing around.”
“Messing around a lot?”
“I am living here, Eric. What do you think? Yes, a lot. Every way we can think up. We're both ok with things.”
Going back to my house I thought if gay Spike can be happy with Julie, maybe straight Mark could be happy with Luke? Love overcomes labels? Now and then, maybe, but probably not in any reliable way.
At the house Laurie, Cal, and Z were having pizza. More accurately Laurie and Z were watching Cal have a couple pizzas to celebrate being asked to more try-outs.
Z winked and said “I'm gonna be so lean and hard tomorrow, Andrew will want to grope me again.” Cal choked on his pizza when he heard that and tried to blame the pepperoni. “Quit looking so cute or I'll kiss you goodnight,” Z said to Cal. Instead he kissed me.
“You guys are …?” Cal let the rest trail off.
“Fucking? As soon as our agent lets us.” That was Z's parting shot and he went up to his room.
Cal wasn't disturbed, just surprised. “Nooooo shit. You look so normal.”
“Cal!” Laurie cautioned, “they are normal and I couldn't want better roommates. Plus they both know better than you how to please a woman.”
“Sis, stop. I don't want to know.” Cal looked at my crotch and then at the ceiling and then at the pizza. “How would you know how good I am anyway?”
Laurie looked at him and drummed her fingers on the table. “Remember Cheryl? The Mouth of Modesto? She even told people your sperm count. She said your dick ...”
“Jeez!” Cal was beet red. “How did this get to be about me?”
I said goodnight and went to my room. The box was still there in my drawer; so were its contents.
We met Andrew at the Oakland airport, flew to Burbank, and took a cab to a studio annex that had once been part of Disney. The sets were ready, the clothes were clean, and everybody was on time.
It was fun seeing Maddie and Tanyeli again. Although Z and I weren't anywhere near as important, we had got almost to the point of being able to discuss or should I say gossip about the industry. According to the girls, Andrew was a very benign version of the barracudas in the business. “All he did was grope you?” Tanyeli asked. “Once I had to go through with fucking a guy.”
“What did you do?” Z asked.
“I did it, but I did it badly. I squeezed him out just as he was coming. Now I have a rep as a lousy lay, but it keeps the creeps away.”
I laughed but confided to Maddie that I didn't know how much of that to believe and felt better when she said, “Not much.”
Z and I were fairly well dressed in this shoot. The set was a dark club scene; we were supposed to stand around looking sexy and sipping tequila from tall shot glasses. For the second half of the shoot we were in an expensive looking version of 'the shorts' and made up to look rougher, with beard stubble and smudgy makeup. The idea was that we would first look like normal girls' dates at a club and then our images would morph in the girls' view into the hotter version.
The only difficult part was the debate over how big our bulges should look. Lots of poking and prodding of the goods went on. One thought was that we should look pretty explicit, semi-erect, and barely obscured by transparent gauze; the other idea was our bulges should be apparent but suggestive rather than detailed. So naturally, both versions were shot.
It took all day and we were going to be lucky to catch a late flight back north. With less than two hours to plane time, the director said we were done and thanked me for my work. “Z could you stay another day? There are some other things we'd like to try.”
He looked at me plaintively but agreed to stay.
Oh well, I thought, I'll see him tomorrow. I had a miserable flight back to Oakland with a fat lady on the aisle and Andrew in the middle seat using her as an excuse to lean all over me. I tried to keep my generous pay in mind, but hissed at Andrew, “If you touch my cock, I'll break your hand.”
“Eric, you're so dramatic,” he said and squeezed my thigh. “Listen, you want to go out for a drink after we land?”
“I want to stay in and sleep; I have school and work tomorrow.”
“You are doing well with us. Why don't you quit that stuff? If you promoted yourself more, you could do really well.”
“Promoted myself. Like how?”
“Let me get you on some local talk shows; we'll see how the public responds.”
“Ok, but you have to work around my class schedule.”
I slept badly and the next day dragged. Work was dull for change, another quiet night. We did lots of work on the ambulances and finally a practice drive to pick up some pizza for the rest of the crew. Finally I got home to an empty house. Laurie and Cal had planned to go to Stockton when his second try-out was over.
I was nervously about to see if the box was still where I had left it when the phone rang. It was Z. “Where are you?”
“I'm on a plane about to land in New York. The job has kind of ballooned.” He explained that the director had sold another client on making Z the signature model for a line of casual clothes. “I'm just going for an interview. I'll probably be on my way home tomorrow.”
I adjusted to another night's delay, but the following night, he told me it would be a week or ten days. I asked him what he would do about school and he said he sent them a withdrawal notice earlier in the day. That was a drastic step, it seemed to me. I wondered what kind of advice Z was getting.
The maintenance estimate on Mrs. Peralta's house came. There were some major expenses, like a new roof and rewiring, but they were a few years away. It looked as if I could have a good deal for at least a year or two. I asked Laurie if she was interested in moving and she was noncommittal; it seemed introducing Cal to her friend and been a successful move.
The next day at work I talked to Luke about it and he couldn't think of a downside. “If everything turns to shit, what did it cost you? Mostly the aggravation of moving and finding another place. There are always vacancies at the Tiki.”
We were sent to the Tiki later that night. The dispatcher called it 'The Night of the Endless Fuck.'
The ingenious couple in 103S had attempted to combine the best features of a penis and a dildo According to the participants, who were locked together like dogs fucking, the penis in active use had an inflatable bulb attached by duct tape that was hooked to a manual air compressor by a very small hose. The idea was that the fucker would enjoy the sex more or less in the usual way while the fuckee would enjoy, those were the couple's words, would enjoy a much larger event going on near his prostate. So far the fuckee had come twice, but the fucker was in pain from the duct tape, some chemical reaction maybe or just loss of blood supply, and in his attempts to escape had pulled the hose out of the bulb, making it impossible to deflate.
I still think we could have just pulled them apart without too much pain; but Luke had lessons in mind. We loaded them both on the gurney, glad it was a ground floor apartment and rolled them to the ambulance. Luke kept up a stream of chatter. “I wonder how they'll do this. Maybe go in through the mouth. Or they could just cut his rectum open, but that's often so damaging. It would never close right again. Risks damage to the penis also; but that is almost always repairable if size isn't real important. It might be possible to inject solvents to dissolve the adhesive, but that would probably dissolve everything else, too. Well, many choices; up you go,” Luke said cheerily as we loaded the gurney.
I had to ride in the back with the couple and listen to the regrets and the bickering. Finally I kicked the frame of the gurney and told them to shut up. It wasn't my best day. I was horny and unfairly blaming Z for his absence.
Spike showed up at break time and said, “Tomorrow's the big day. Man, I hope I'm doing the right thing.”
“Straight guys worry about that, too. Don't put any special burdens on yourself.”
Spike felt a bit of reassurance. “Thanks, Eric. You know I still think of what we did, the three of us. If my memory of that night runs low, you think you could charge it up now and then?”
“Sure, Spike. Think of me as a gas station.”
He couldn't tell if I was joking and decided I wasn't. “Sorry.” I patted his shoulder, congratulated him on his wedding, and left.
At the end of my shift, I started home and walked past Mrs. Peralta's house. It was a nice old Victorian, not one of the big ones, but two full stories with a big-windowed basement that was only half in the ground. The front porch swing made me want to stop and sit. It had been vacant and looked a little neglected, but it sure was close to work, although a little farther from school. I decided to take it.
Andrew, of course, wrecked our plans. “Ok,” he said, “No sex of any kind til the shoot is over. Tonight nothing; tomorrow nothing. Is that clear? I need you guys at full penis power tomorrow.”
“Andrew, you're making this sound like porn again.” Z sounded disgusted and gave the finger to the phone speaker.
It's not porn. It's just suggestive and maybe a little brutal.”
“Brutal? What the fuck?”
“Not brutal, exactly,” Andrew backpedaled. “Raw, that's what they're going for – and I need two bulging jocks. Clear? I'll see you at the plane.”
“You're coming? I'll need a fluffer, if you're watching.” Z clicked off the phone and looked at me.
“You might actually piss him off one of these days, Z.”
“The last shoot, for Fog? He said to me, 'Sorry I don't have any pills for your problem. I'll give you a blow job instead.' Pissed me off when he actually groped me.”
Z wasn't working that day, but left early for school. After he left I felt like a thief taking out the box of cash. C G A G F E D C, and it opened again. The money looked the same and it sure looked real. I counted it. One hundred hundred's to the stack and twenty-five stacks. A quarter of a million. There was a note at the bottom, that read 'Maintenance Fund' with a happy face hand drawn underneath. Again, I closed the box and put it away. It was unnerving having that much cash around.
I called Luke and then went to his apartment. With no preamble, I asked Mark what somebody does with a large amount of cash.
“Well, any cash transaction greater than ten thousand has to be reported to the government; any 'suspicious' transaction over five thousand has to be reported; and any transaction that appears to be part of a larger structure may be reported, depending on how scrupulous the receiver is.”
“Wow!”
“Come on, Eric. I took commercial law. I may look stupid; ok, let's say sometimes I act stupid; but I know this stuff.”
“The best thing to do would be to set up a front business that deals with a lot of cash, they're exempt from the rules; that's why a lot of the gangs operate real businesses – to launder their money. You'd be surprised how incredibly profitable some of these laundries can be. Are we talking a lot of money?”
“I think so.”
“For example ...” Mark probed.
“Two hundred and fifty thousand.”
“Is that all? Not as hard as I made it sound. It could be arranged. It would take a couple of months to do a good job. I might be able to handle it myself.” He eyed me, all but begging me to ask questions.
“Things are looking up?”
“You're probably looking at the next manager of the Oakland Cooperative Bank, Dingbat being the nominal CEO; can't have an Anglo in that job. The Mexicans are onboard with the deal. The blacks are chewing on the details.”
“Does he mind being called Dingbat?”
“Thinks it's funny.” Mark was not to be diverted. “What I could probably do is arrange for you to own some of the bank, with a reverse repo agreement.”
I shrugged. “Ok, I'll let you know.”
“Meanwhile, I did the Girls Night Out thing. And they offered to let me do some more. I need some cash to invest and the Chinese don't give a shit about the pictures. They don't believe anybody will pay for them.” Mark laughed at what he was sure was Chinese foolishness.
“What's the other stuff?”
“Gay porn. It's not such a big deal after all.”
“How do you know?”
Luke got up and walked to his bedroom at this point and Mark pointed at him. “He's a great guy and I owe it all to you,” he said. “I would have done it with you, but you kept putting me off. Besides you would only agree to a blow job.”
“Mark! I never agreed ...”
“Gotcha! Anyway, I now know I can handle the gay stuff. And Luke, he's so cool about it. He really helped me get over that initial hump, so to speak. It turns out all sex is good sex. The world didn't end because Luke and I have been messing around.”
“Messing around a lot?”
“I am living here, Eric. What do you think? Yes, a lot. Every way we can think up. We're both ok with things.”
Going back to my house I thought if gay Spike can be happy with Julie, maybe straight Mark could be happy with Luke? Love overcomes labels? Now and then, maybe, but probably not in any reliable way.
At the house Laurie, Cal, and Z were having pizza. More accurately Laurie and Z were watching Cal have a couple pizzas to celebrate being asked to more try-outs.
Z winked and said “I'm gonna be so lean and hard tomorrow, Andrew will want to grope me again.” Cal choked on his pizza when he heard that and tried to blame the pepperoni. “Quit looking so cute or I'll kiss you goodnight,” Z said to Cal. Instead he kissed me.
“You guys are …?” Cal let the rest trail off.
“Fucking? As soon as our agent lets us.” That was Z's parting shot and he went up to his room.
Cal wasn't disturbed, just surprised. “Nooooo shit. You look so normal.”
“Cal!” Laurie cautioned, “they are normal and I couldn't want better roommates. Plus they both know better than you how to please a woman.”
“Sis, stop. I don't want to know.” Cal looked at my crotch and then at the ceiling and then at the pizza. “How would you know how good I am anyway?”
Laurie looked at him and drummed her fingers on the table. “Remember Cheryl? The Mouth of Modesto? She even told people your sperm count. She said your dick ...”
“Jeez!” Cal was beet red. “How did this get to be about me?”
I said goodnight and went to my room. The box was still there in my drawer; so were its contents.
We met Andrew at the Oakland airport, flew to Burbank, and took a cab to a studio annex that had once been part of Disney. The sets were ready, the clothes were clean, and everybody was on time.
It was fun seeing Maddie and Tanyeli again. Although Z and I weren't anywhere near as important, we had got almost to the point of being able to discuss or should I say gossip about the industry. According to the girls, Andrew was a very benign version of the barracudas in the business. “All he did was grope you?” Tanyeli asked. “Once I had to go through with fucking a guy.”
“What did you do?” Z asked.
“I did it, but I did it badly. I squeezed him out just as he was coming. Now I have a rep as a lousy lay, but it keeps the creeps away.”
I laughed but confided to Maddie that I didn't know how much of that to believe and felt better when she said, “Not much.”
Z and I were fairly well dressed in this shoot. The set was a dark club scene; we were supposed to stand around looking sexy and sipping tequila from tall shot glasses. For the second half of the shoot we were in an expensive looking version of 'the shorts' and made up to look rougher, with beard stubble and smudgy makeup. The idea was that we would first look like normal girls' dates at a club and then our images would morph in the girls' view into the hotter version.
The only difficult part was the debate over how big our bulges should look. Lots of poking and prodding of the goods went on. One thought was that we should look pretty explicit, semi-erect, and barely obscured by transparent gauze; the other idea was our bulges should be apparent but suggestive rather than detailed. So naturally, both versions were shot.
It took all day and we were going to be lucky to catch a late flight back north. With less than two hours to plane time, the director said we were done and thanked me for my work. “Z could you stay another day? There are some other things we'd like to try.”
He looked at me plaintively but agreed to stay.
Oh well, I thought, I'll see him tomorrow. I had a miserable flight back to Oakland with a fat lady on the aisle and Andrew in the middle seat using her as an excuse to lean all over me. I tried to keep my generous pay in mind, but hissed at Andrew, “If you touch my cock, I'll break your hand.”
“Eric, you're so dramatic,” he said and squeezed my thigh. “Listen, you want to go out for a drink after we land?”
“I want to stay in and sleep; I have school and work tomorrow.”
“You are doing well with us. Why don't you quit that stuff? If you promoted yourself more, you could do really well.”
“Promoted myself. Like how?”
“Let me get you on some local talk shows; we'll see how the public responds.”
“Ok, but you have to work around my class schedule.”
I slept badly and the next day dragged. Work was dull for change, another quiet night. We did lots of work on the ambulances and finally a practice drive to pick up some pizza for the rest of the crew. Finally I got home to an empty house. Laurie and Cal had planned to go to Stockton when his second try-out was over.
I was nervously about to see if the box was still where I had left it when the phone rang. It was Z. “Where are you?”
“I'm on a plane about to land in New York. The job has kind of ballooned.” He explained that the director had sold another client on making Z the signature model for a line of casual clothes. “I'm just going for an interview. I'll probably be on my way home tomorrow.”
I adjusted to another night's delay, but the following night, he told me it would be a week or ten days. I asked him what he would do about school and he said he sent them a withdrawal notice earlier in the day. That was a drastic step, it seemed to me. I wondered what kind of advice Z was getting.
The maintenance estimate on Mrs. Peralta's house came. There were some major expenses, like a new roof and rewiring, but they were a few years away. It looked as if I could have a good deal for at least a year or two. I asked Laurie if she was interested in moving and she was noncommittal; it seemed introducing Cal to her friend and been a successful move.
The next day at work I talked to Luke about it and he couldn't think of a downside. “If everything turns to shit, what did it cost you? Mostly the aggravation of moving and finding another place. There are always vacancies at the Tiki.”
We were sent to the Tiki later that night. The dispatcher called it 'The Night of the Endless Fuck.'
The ingenious couple in 103S had attempted to combine the best features of a penis and a dildo According to the participants, who were locked together like dogs fucking, the penis in active use had an inflatable bulb attached by duct tape that was hooked to a manual air compressor by a very small hose. The idea was that the fucker would enjoy the sex more or less in the usual way while the fuckee would enjoy, those were the couple's words, would enjoy a much larger event going on near his prostate. So far the fuckee had come twice, but the fucker was in pain from the duct tape, some chemical reaction maybe or just loss of blood supply, and in his attempts to escape had pulled the hose out of the bulb, making it impossible to deflate.
I still think we could have just pulled them apart without too much pain; but Luke had lessons in mind. We loaded them both on the gurney, glad it was a ground floor apartment and rolled them to the ambulance. Luke kept up a stream of chatter. “I wonder how they'll do this. Maybe go in through the mouth. Or they could just cut his rectum open, but that's often so damaging. It would never close right again. Risks damage to the penis also; but that is almost always repairable if size isn't real important. It might be possible to inject solvents to dissolve the adhesive, but that would probably dissolve everything else, too. Well, many choices; up you go,” Luke said cheerily as we loaded the gurney.
I had to ride in the back with the couple and listen to the regrets and the bickering. Finally I kicked the frame of the gurney and told them to shut up. It wasn't my best day. I was horny and unfairly blaming Z for his absence.
Spike showed up at break time and said, “Tomorrow's the big day. Man, I hope I'm doing the right thing.”
“Straight guys worry about that, too. Don't put any special burdens on yourself.”
Spike felt a bit of reassurance. “Thanks, Eric. You know I still think of what we did, the three of us. If my memory of that night runs low, you think you could charge it up now and then?”
“Sure, Spike. Think of me as a gas station.”
He couldn't tell if I was joking and decided I wasn't. “Sorry.” I patted his shoulder, congratulated him on his wedding, and left.
At the end of my shift, I started home and walked past Mrs. Peralta's house. It was a nice old Victorian, not one of the big ones, but two full stories with a big-windowed basement that was only half in the ground. The front porch swing made me want to stop and sit. It had been vacant and looked a little neglected, but it sure was close to work, although a little farther from school. I decided to take it.


















