Do people actually still watch this crap?
I rather agree with this analysis (apart from the Cilla Black reference, as I've never seen that show - but given that she was a 60's UK pop icon, I can imagine...)
Mind you - the Eurovision borefest can occasionally surprise - like the time, fairly recently, that some Heavy Metal mob (from Finland?) won. Not that I like Heavy Metal - but at least it was a departure from the awful predictable chintzy 'formula' pop that usually wins.
Mind you - I don't think they'll ever surpass the time they (a few years ago now) voted an Israeli transexual as the winner.