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[Elwood]

Not in any particular order.

"not trying to offend but you've had ark spelled wrong forever buddy"
Concerning my signature

"i keep forgetting to mention it but thanks for fixing the ark...hope you didn't think i was being petty."
After I fixed it lol and it did take you a while to mention it but I forgive you.

"Ha ha! that was mean! I love it!"
I am usually not mean...

"Wow !! I've never been slapped with a large trout. Lucky you"
Now that's funny!

"*degrades you long and hard and feverishly*"
Promises promises

"OMFG you're a fucking genius. *hands you a cookie*"
Took this one the wrong way but eventually worked it out with the poster.

" Hon, I think I have a jaded view of EVERYTHING..."
He does sometimes lol

"agree! Man pussy would have killed me also."
Liked the fact he also found man pussy to be amusing

"Great avatar of you ! Almost "Elvin-esque""
Really???

" Maybe he shouts, *fore !* right before he cums..."
This one made me laugh out loud!!

That's it for now I love getting comments!!

 

[BeMused]

omg! You've been hiding this from me!

WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?!?!

Fuck me.

His head will surely roll for that. You don't compare riding me to a junky shitkicker Honda. I have a reputation to uphold here.

Ignore the dumbass, you dumbass.

I often picture my dick being that T-Rex.

No fucking nudes!

Kerfuffles? I had to look that up

Yaaay! Margaritas for breakfast!

Hahaha you said "unweildly."

Fuck you too.

PWNED PWNED PWNED

BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NITE!

You said peen,

Really ???? Smurfs are hot LMAO

You're gay.

OK. You are THE cutest Jubber. Period.

Damn ! Insightful, intelligent AND cute... WHY is it you're single again ?

I like watching you work your magic in these threads. Go fuck em up!

Heh. Secretly, you enjoy making all these menfolks bang their heads on their keyboards out of sheer lust, dont'cha? lol

 

[fetaby]

screw you in yr empty braincavity you meanie

Promises, promises.

 

[BeMused]

That's why I graduated. So I can have more drunken nites. Like tonite.

Whore!! *likes it*

The crush points I have for you just shot through the roof as a result of you referencing that movie.

Tongue?

I love being a lesbian!

You caan top my avatar and bottom my siggie. lol

Work it Zoolander.

faaaaaaabulous!

bird bird bird the bird is the word!

You mean you "look pretty gay" right?

That is such a faggy advice. lol

Thanks to you we'll all have nightmares now. lol

Oh, how quaintly GAY. lol

come here - i need to check you pants to see if you exist !!

pics or it didn't happen

Trust me...I know him...He ain't normal

 

[texpatriot]

^ Thanks for reminding me. This is an actual comment that I received:

suck my dick you texas prick - bemused is MINE !! he CAN'T talk cuz his mouth is FULL ! get it?? ***HEHEHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHA***

 

[Kester]

Lking the new avay sexy boy!

Nice Kest,so you stomp on her heart w/your little devil hooves..Real nice

Oh well I'm likin it on ya.

holy shit ! Your hair !!

Helloooooo hot tummy!

*smooch*

They're gonna laugh at you!

..........

 

[BeMused]

you're cute.

You know? I'd make you feel that way and about half a dozen others...

OMFG! You're such a catty faggot!

It's because you're not naked. We're all just depressed over that.

NO FUCKING NUDES!

Let's fuck

no nudies

No don't post nudes... I don't wanna have to share with the rest of these bastards!! jk

I love crock pots! I make such good meals with them. And mine is the best EVERRRRR!

YOU'RE KINDA SAD! lol

Frisbee isn't a sport.

*comments you while you're drunk instead of while I'M drunk for once*

*wants to do you*

my spelng is specshul

Dork. lol

Oh it doesn't matter b/c I'm making your brilliant ass run for president in 16 years. Whether it's by gunpoint or not is totally up to you babe.

 

[BeMused]

and another batch:

*comments you*

Bend over, we'll see how well I fit in...

Musey that couldn't have been a gayer evening then if you spent it tied to an A-Frame being tickled by Lady Gaga's Disco Stick. Sounds great. Oh and I FREAKIN LOVE AVATAR.

And here I thought you were saving your lipginity until your wedding night.

Willy nilly...

Stop whoring yourself out to him!!!!!! ...whore yourself out to me.

heh... Yer an evil som bitch, ain't cha ?

Really? I thought you were much taller. Too bad your gravitation leaves me out of the pool

Well I wouldn't wear so much if you were in bed with me.

Don't think that I didn't just stalk your gallery.

 

[Joshua_me]

Well if you see a skittle colored chicken tonight, say hello to me.

^ BY FAR my favorite comment in a long, long time...

 

[BeMused]

Love ya all

You are evil and you must be destroyed.

Oooooooooooooh sexy. *cough* I mean, er... okay, that is what I mean.

Mental Note: Sleep with BeMused in the summer.

You're such a brain. It's an attractive quality.

OMG! *lick* or *suck?*

Well said. For a snarkster, you're cool

Funnee faces and haircuts ftw!

Can we get 'em dirty again?

lmao I'll frame your butt...

you could be at the bottom of my barrel

YESS Political Science IS useful lol....

And why is your status single again?

"I know that I've got isues, but you're pretty messed up, too..." Story of my life...

Ack! When you read that too quickly it reads like "I usually take Elvin's root." I need more sleep or glasses.

My goodness you are a post whore tonite in HT.

Tooting your own horn eh? Well haul it on over here and let me toot it for ya.

smart, cute, funny, sexy body--my god, man, please tell me there's at least one thing wrong with you!

I'm sure you spelt root wrong in that response

Then everyone could call you 'Zack the Whack.''..

That better be for me too, ho. lol

You're extremely weird.

Now that you've shown me your teeth, take a bite of my bad girl meat. Show me whatcha got boy, show me your te-te-te-teeth.

bite me ... hard

Wait! No! Bite me!!!

Wear you down? Is that like wearing you as if you were a coat? *wraps you around my shoulders*

*humps your leg*

 

[martin6]

Congrats. Now come work for me. I need a landscaper and gardener. Oh, and a bitch.

You . . . you just rule so heavily I'm not even sure what to do about it.

Heh... I used to think that song was SO profound...lol... Now, not so much. God, you weren't even born yet, were you ? Oy !

lol keep being so damn cute and you might wear me down

I came into your life, killed your sex drive.

uhhh, my #1 song by them. It makes me want to touch myself I love it so much!

Comments are preferable to posts in my world.

 

[supergurl]

Well, My Fav's are...... I have a few others but I kinda have to be in the moment to bring'em out!

Bitch!

Now What Now?

Oh Dat Bitch Gat to Die!

Ohhh Evil!!

Who am I to Say?

(From the Tv Show The Game)

I Got your Bitch in My Trunk! -----Safety OFF!

 

[theworldwithout]

Here's a few of my favs:

now you got ME blushing! thank you!

You spent 2 nights in WALL -- and then ANOTHER in MITCHELL -- YIGHTZ!!! I try and blow through SD as QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE!!!

Well that was fun.

Promises, promises, all I get is promises!

i've been saying this since 6+ years

toasted with motzerellelala(sp?) loaded with black olives and pickles, some parmeseaon, salt and pepper... OMFG

That's a GREAT pic/post!

You're so naughty! I love it!

between the avatar and this post, I may have just found the new object of my cyberstalking... wow. hot.

are you sure mariah carey didnt touch your body

 

[texpatriot]

dude! I'd fuck him and you both! and twist your nipples into oblivion!

It this was from a post that I made in Hot Topics!

 

[crowboy]

It's been a while

hey studmuffin - watchya doin?

I wouldn't know! lol Just being gross...it worked!

don't you dare change it - i wanna see your smiling face !!

That's awesome! I wish you guys well...

I had no idea you were a gamer until I saw who had started this thread!!

I'll roast your nuts... just put 'um in.

OH MY GOD I LOVE THAT SHIRT

OMG THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN MISSING OUT?

A stalker I am......

 

[Reality101]

thanks so much..Great question..i so agree with you..My english is not good enough to debate this here..but let me tell you that i do work in high school and talk about homophobia and i try to explain what you wrote here to others ..take care!

Loved it

 

[G-Lexington]

I haven't been posting much recently, so my comments have gone way down. Mainly nods of agreements and lols and the like, which are nice but not exactly interesting in a thread such as this. I did get "i need to find who made those windows", which is random enough to include.

This was a PM, not a comment, but I still enjoyed it.

"you are such a hateful cutny faggot . Probably don't even have a man ... BECAUSE YOUR UGLY!!!"

Lex

 

[martin6]

I know, right? This guy is insanity! Don'tcha just want to take ahold of his ass like a big, greasy cheeseburger and just nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom...

OMG I heart you so much for this comment.

 

[crowboy]

Gee, you post some info about having sex then a few days later post a new current pic and suddenly everyone wants to comment.

lookin' loverlie!

HUG YOU -STUD MUFFIN !

Me first

Too bad you live on the other side of the Universe, the more I get to know you the more I like. And it wasn't just the photo either.

Oh my! I'm getting a stiffy!

Sounds like you're on cloud 9. Congratulations and enjoy it

Oh my! You jump from dinner and drinks to the intimate.

I must have sex and post pics more often.

 

[crowboy]

Just save time Crow and take pics of you having sex

Oh you naughty boy. You deserve a spanking.