Finish this saying: I'm happier than a....

[curiousunistudent]

I'm happier than Michael Barrymore at a pool party

I'm happier than Gary Glitter in a playground

 

[jasoncrew03]

I'm happier than a june bug on a corn muffin.

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

happier then cow with vet up it ass
silly cow da vet say open not suck

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

I'm happier than a....Toddler in a Tiara

Weeeeeeeeeee

 

[LittleDove]

...happier than a dingleberry dangling from a hog's hind-end.

 

[quasar]

I am definitely more happier than a JUB moderator chosen to moderate a scat thread with many pictures.

That scarred me for life!

I'm happier than a looter in Argos (topical UK humour)

 

[jaycee style]

Happier than eminem alone in a pharmacy.

 

[Willie Boy]

Happier than an enema among friends.

 

[Willie Boy]

Or another variation: Happier than a friend with an enema.

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

happier then you got mail cause me is male

ha

 

[borg69unimatrix]

I'm happier then a red-neck at a tractor pull.


I'm happier then Paris Hiton in a room full of Mirrors.

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

did anyone say, I'm happier than a fly in a Port-A-Pottie, yet?

k, that's mine then....I'm happier than a fly in a Port-A-Pottie.

 

[Willie Boy]

Happier than an actor with a part.

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

I'm happier than a looter in Argos (topical UK humour)

oooOOOOoo that's still a pretty delicate subject and it might be too soon yet, Quasar, but thanks anyways hon

lol@that scat thingy though

Happier than an actor with a part.

I don't get it is that a Charlie Sheen reference or what?

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

I'm happier than a U.S. President after reading Nobel Prize Winning Economist Joseph Stiglitz's 4-Point plan For fixing the economy.

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

I'm happier than a laugh line on Michele Bachman's temple.

 

[AussieGuy91]

I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park.

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

yeah that Bachman thing sucked... how about...

I'm happier than a tick on Malachi Marx's scrotum?

 

[mikeyjon]

I'am happier than a Republican in a room full of billionaires.

 

[Geoffboyardee]

I'm happier than a mother fucker!

It seems logical when you don't think about it literally. Lol