Finish this saying: I'm happier than a....

[NineOfClubs]

I'm happier than a dentist during hockey season.

 

[Ram]

I'm happier than an Australian in an English pub.

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

happier thens happy ans neva run out a time

ha

 

[Willie Boy]

I'm happier than a mother fucker!

It seems logical when you don't think about it literally. Lol

So one should think about it illiterally?

But anywho..... Happier than Sloppy Seconds at a word jumble factory.

 

[NineOfClubs]

I'm happier than Tina without Ike.

 

[Willie Boy]

Happier than an abdomen after a fart.

 

[NineOfClubs]

I'm happier than a rice queen in Bangkok.

 

[Willie Boy]

Happier than a space alien with a machete on a dairy farm.

 

[NineOfClubs]

I'm happier than a pedeophile in a day care facility.

 

[NineOfClubs]

I'm happier than a necrophile at the morgue.

 

[Willie Boy]

Happier than a vampire at the Blood Bank.

 

[NineOfClubs]

I'm happier than a hypochondriac in the ER.

 

[Willie Boy]

Happier than a shit in the porcelain jacuzzi!

 

[freefall]

Get a room, you two
At least I'm happier than two lovebirds who have never met each other

 

[Willie Boy]

Ah your just jealous and lonely.

Happier than a choked chicken.

Happier than a spanked monkey.

 

[NineOfClubs]

Happier than a banged Bishop.

 

[Willie Boy]

Happier than a hillbilly at a family reunion. (He's getting a group date with all his girlfriends, and they don't mind!)

 

[freefall]

This is so going to the F&Gs
Then it'll get happier than drag queens on straight bars.

 

[NineOfClubs]

I'm happier than a Hatfield at a McCoy funeral.

 

[Willie Boy]

Happier than a twin who was just told by his brother to fuck himself.