Royal Heart
JUB Addict
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Yeah, I know, wow, big deal, RH. Fascinating, even, dripping with sarcasm. I felt the need to post about it, though, for your congratulations, indifference or condemnation.
Back when kids were starting to smoke, I was 11 I think, I was asthmatic so I wisely chose to stay as far away from cigarettes as I could lest I drop dead. I grew out of my asthma by the time I reached adulthood (thank goodness, someone up there likes me). I'm 28 years old and I decided to buy a pack of clove cigarettes (because I always thought they smelled nice) and give it a try because, you know what, despite the enormous health risks and how gross it smells, I wanted to know what it's like to smoke.
It's so cute, I'm all buzzed from my first dose of nicotine. I would honestly be surprised if I bought a second pack. Wow do I ever look cool smoking, though. Never coughed once, I'm happy to say. Must be from all the mandatory pot smoking I did in B.C. (out there if you want healthcare then you have to smoke pot, it's the law*).
Cheers, thanks a lot.
* How's that for hyperbole?
Back when kids were starting to smoke, I was 11 I think, I was asthmatic so I wisely chose to stay as far away from cigarettes as I could lest I drop dead. I grew out of my asthma by the time I reached adulthood (thank goodness, someone up there likes me). I'm 28 years old and I decided to buy a pack of clove cigarettes (because I always thought they smelled nice) and give it a try because, you know what, despite the enormous health risks and how gross it smells, I wanted to know what it's like to smoke.
It's so cute, I'm all buzzed from my first dose of nicotine. I would honestly be surprised if I bought a second pack. Wow do I ever look cool smoking, though. Never coughed once, I'm happy to say. Must be from all the mandatory pot smoking I did in B.C. (out there if you want healthcare then you have to smoke pot, it's the law*).
Cheers, thanks a lot.
* How's that for hyperbole?


But I don't.....I chew a toothpick and drink tea all day instead....
.......but I was looking at $12 a DAY when I quit.
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