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[RonR18]

"Um, excuse me dude, you've got your face in my ass...do I know you?"

"Mmmmm, mmmmmmm mmmmm mmmm mm mmmm mmmmmmm mm mmmm."

"I didn't understand a word you said...you need to take your lips off my asshole when you're talking."

"Mmmmmmm, mmmmm mmmm."

"Never mind, carry on...just keep doing that thing with your tongue. Oh yeahhhhhhh, that's it -- don't stop!"

 

[RonR18]

I'm not very imaginative Ron, will you caption it?

Sure...

"Um, sir, I have to say...this seems to be a strange interview process for a lifeguard position."

"Well, I can assure you that being skilled at mouth to mouth resuscitation is a vital part of the job, and you have to be thoroughly tested before I can hire you. So just keep showing me what you can do until I say to stop."

"Um, another thing...could you tell me again why I'm having to rub your chest and stomach?"

"Because it's dangerous to do chest compressions on someone when their heart is still beating, so feeling me up is simply a simulation of that procedure. Basically, it's just to see how well you can do with your mouth and hands at the same time."

"Um, one last question...could you please tell me why you keep feeling of my genitals?"

"Oh, that's simply to see how well you handle distractions on the job. Because as good looking as you are, some perverted homosexual is likely to cum up and start groping you while you're reviving someone. And since saving a life takes precedence over everything else, you have to be able to ignore him and continue doing your job...even if he pulls your swimsuit down and starts sucking your dick or rimming your butt."

 

[RonR18]

Hahaha, nice.

Thanks...

 

[RonR18]

Here's Taz about to cum to the rescue a cute guy who lost something in the sand...

 

[RonR18]

The above caption should read:

"Here's Taz about to cum to the rescue of a cute guy who lost something in the sand..."

(I didn't think I could screw up a single sentence, so I didn't proof it.)

 

[alphaxxx]

These are great Ron

 

[RonR18]

"Dr. Quack, what are you doing to my butt? I thought you were just here to do some spinal manipulation for my back pain. And why did you take your clothes off??"

 

[RonR18]

These are great Ron

Thanks alpha...


After sensing that a space satellite was spying on him though his open bathroom window, JUB's famous JP decided to use his butt cheeks to send a Morse code message to the guys monitoring the cameras back on earth. After a careful analysis, the message appears to be, "For some sizzling hot butt action, cum to my apartment any time on the weekends."

 

[RonR18]

"Sir, I'm the police chief, and I'm telling you we don't have any drug sniffing dogs in our village. And when our police elephant alerts on your butt, then you have to let him search in your crack, as you have no choice in the matter. He does what he was trained to do."

"Butt he pulled my underwear down right out here in the center of your village, and now there's dozens of villagers standing around staring at my butt! And he keeps tickling my anus with that damn trunk!"

"Sir, we've all seen the butts of western tourists before, so it's really no big deal. And the elephant will be done with his search shortly, so just relax and don't resist in any way. If you don't have any drugs concealed in your rectum, then you have nothing to worry about."

"He's not going to try to stick that damn trunk up my ass, is he?"

"It depends on how big your anus is, sir. Are you a homosexual?"

"No I'm not a homosexual!"

"Butt since you expressed concern that he would try to insert his trunk up your butt, it sounds as though you have a large anus. And men who have a large anus usually can't resist experimenting with gay sex. And after their prostate gland is stimulated by an erect penis, they usually get hooked and become a homosexual. So are you sure you aren't a homosexual?"

"Yes, I'm quite sure I'm not a homosexual! And what you just said is the silliest thing I've ever heard about gay sex."

"Butt why is it so silly? You didn't deny having a large anus, which obviously means your anus is in fact large enough to accommodate a large penis. So how do you know you wouldn't enjoy having a man penetrate your anus with his erect penis if you've never tried it before?"

"Because I just know! And from the way you're talking, it sounds like you're a homosexual!"

"Well sir, that's very perceptive of you, because I am in fact a homosexual. As well, your hot American buttocks are a huge turn on for me, and I've got a rather large hard-on from watching the elephant searching in your crack. If you're really not a homosexual, I'll be more than happy to introduce you to gay sex."

"Yeah, I bet you would! Thanks, butt no thanks."

"Okay sir, butt you don't know what you're missing, and just remember...there's no substitute for experience."

 

[Taz]

^^ What is this I don't even O_O

 

[RonR18]

"Hi, I'm Boner, your new neighbor...sorry I haven't introduced myself until now."

"Hello there, I'm Mike, nice to meet you."

"Say, I see you cumming and going a lot with a suitcase, and I was just wondering what line of work you're in."

"I'm a regional manager for a fast food chain, and I fly to different cities every Monday and Thursday to train new restaurant managers and troubleshoot various problems. Excuse me, Boner, are you naked?!"

"Oh, yeah...I forgot I wasn't wearing any clothes, silly me. Butt don't worry, I don't have a boner, hehe. That was a joke."

'Um, yeah, I suspected it was. Well, see ya, I have to go back inside now."

"Before you go, could I ask what size condom you use?"

"Um, why do you want to know that?"

"Well, I was just looking at your crotch and thought I saw a pretty good size bulge, so I was wondering if your penis is as big as mine."

"Um, why were you wondering that??"

"My boyfriend will be here any minute and I'm out of condoms. So I was wondering if you had an extra large one you could loan me."

"No, sorry, I don't."

"What about just a large one? As I can usually squeeze my dick into one of those."

"No, sorry, I'm all out of condoms."

"Well tell me what size you use and I'll go get us some when my boyfriend gets here."

"That's alright, I'm going to pick some up tomorrow when I go shopping. Got to go now, see ya."

"Before you go, could I ask how big your penis is when it's fully erect?"

"What possible reason could you have for wanting to know that?"

"I'm just curious."

"Wow, unbelievable...do you ask all your neighbors how big their dick is?"

"Oh yes, absolutely. Aren't you curious how big my dick gets when it's fully erect?"

"No!"

"Are you sure? Because I can get it hard for you right now if you want me to."

"Look, I don't know where you got the idea that I'm gay, butt I can assure you that I'm 100% heterosexual!"

"Oh, I am as well. I just like to experiment and try different things to see how I like them, since there's no substitute for experience. And you're a really hot looking guy, about the same age as me, so I'd love to experiment with you. Could you at least pull your dick out before you go and let me see how big it is when it's flaccid?"

"Um, no, I don't think so."

"Well, what if I climb over the fence and pull all those weeds for you right now, would you let me feel of your dick through your shorts?"

"No Boner, now goodbye!"

"Okay, see you at the airport tomorrow."

"Huh...what's that supposed to mean??"

"When I asked you about your occupation, you forgot to ask what I do for a living."

"Well...what do you do??"

"I'm a TSA agent, and today is the last day of my vacation."

 

[ZeFrenchy]

For Game of Thrones fans:



Stannis Baratheon: the bad motherf***ingass

 

[Kyanimal]

"I'm a TSA agent, and today is the last day of my vacation."

HA! "Sweet" one, Ron!!

You should Definitely get back to writing more stories!

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

 

[Swellegant]

Outta the way, bitch!​

It would have been even better if she'd been wearing fur.

 

[RonR18]

HA! "Sweet" one, Ron!!

You should Definitely get back to writing more stories!

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

Thanks Chaz, I figured that one would get a rise out of you. Please accept this slice of delicious peach pie as a token of my appreciation for your kind words...

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"Wow, I can't believe my luck. It's so hard to find a full-service station these days, and I hate having to pump water in my own butt. Go ahead and fill it up, because I've got a long way to go. My sperm is okay, butt please check my balls, the tread on my shoes, and also clean my glasses."

 

[RonR18]

"WTF did you stick up your ass, Peter?"

"I didn't do it Mom, I woke up and found it like this. My boyfriend must have slipped a chain rape drug in my drink and slowly inserted the chain into my anus after I passed out."

"Why the fuck would that peckerwood do something so dastardly, doesn't he know I'll tackle him and rub my pussy in his face?"

"I suppose not, Mom, I guess he'll just have to learn the hard way. He thinks I'm cheating on him with the mailman, just because I accidentally grabbed his crotch and didn't get punched out."

"Huh, when did that happen?"

"It was when I was signing for that certified letter a few days ago from the clown school about my enrollment. The pen jumped out of my hand when he was handing it to me, and when I tried to grab it, I fumbled and wound up grabbing his crotch, getting a good feel of his junk in the process."

"Well what's so wrong about that...it could happen to anyone!"

"Right, I know. I'm just as perplexed as you are. He's just a jealous male bitch, I guess."

"Well, lets work on getting this damn thing out of your ass. Bend over and spread your cheeks apart, and I'll start pulling on it."

"Ouch ouch."

"Butt I haven't even started, Peter. Just try to relax and push out, like you're trying to expel a butt baby."

"Okay, butt be gentle Mom. Because I've still got a tight anus, despite having been butt fucked every day for the past year."

"You need to start using my big dildo son. Okay, it's starting to cum out fast now...keep pushing."

"Ouch ouch."

"Damn, how freaking long is this damn chain! You tell that Ron peckerwood I'm going to wait until my next period before I tackle his dumb ass!"

"Okay, Mom, butt he can run really fast. Ouch ouch."

"Hmm, it looks like I've reached the end of it, butt there seems to be something on the end of the chain, because I'm having trouble pulling it out."

"Just give it a hard yank, Mom. It couldn't be too big since he was able to get it in without tearing my hole."

"Okay, butt let go of your cheeks, because I'm going to put my foot on your ass to brace myself."

"Okay Mom, I'm ready...go for it."

"Goddammit, it's an animal! That kinky bastard had the nerve to stick a dead fucking rat up your ass!"

"OMG, what a relief! For a minute I was beginning to think my shit stinks...thank goodness it turned out to be just a dead rat!"

"Huh? Peter, I hate to break it to you, butt your shit DOES stink!"

 

[Kyanimal]

YOU are so Wonderfully WARPED!!

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

 

[sidekick1914]

Hey Ron! I TOTALLY agree! You must start writing again. Between reading your literary genius and looking at the pic of your cock, I enjoy almost a constant hardon. Thanks. Scott

 

[mrbeebs]

 

[RonR18]

YOU are so Wonderfully WARPED!!

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

Hey Ron! I TOTALLY agree! You must start writing again. Between reading your literary genius and looking at the pic of your cock, I enjoy almost a constant hardon. Thanks. Scott

Thanks for the kind words you guys, please accept what remains of this delicious cherry cheesecake as a token of my appreciation...

You probably missed another short story I wrote, which was moved to the fetish forum...

http://www.justusboys.com/forum/threads/394110-Rate-my-short-story

Chaz...you can partially thank my tours in the JUB trenches for my warped imagination. I don't know if I can cum up with another story warped enough to merit 5 rotflmao's emoticons, butt knowing me, I'll probably try.

And Sidekick, all I need is a lot of time to write a long story that requires multiple 10+ hour marathon workouts of my imagination, which I always seem to be in short supply of.

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"Hey look at me...am I smarter than the average dog, or what? Just look at all the energy I'm saving!"

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Turkeys on Thanksgiving Eve...

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