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Gaydar point system

^Totally. I'm a flamer! :)
 
G-Lexington said:
Nope, that means he's trying to hard to project the image that he's straight. No straight guy works that hard. + 1000.
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But that would mean all those hot straight guys I knew in my 20's were gay!

That sucks.
 
Great thread.

"I'm posting this so closeted guys can realize that we're never as good at hiding it as we think: we give off clues all the time." :=D: Couldn't have said it better myself. There's some truth to the humor also.

-You get gay vibes from their "roomate" +20
-You get some lesbian vibes from their "girlfriend" +50
-They dress well, have a nicely decorated apartment and are neat and clean +100
-They only eat organic food +10
-When you see someone on the street and say "Wow what a hottie!" He responds with "Isn't he?" +1,000
-They use a lot of smiles in forum messages :D;) +20
-They majored in English, Spanish, Psychology, marketing or communications in college +30
-Two of his male friends give off the feeling of being a couple +50
-They wear a rubber wrist bracelet(s) on both wrists +20
-Their boyfriend is gay +10,000

Look at a guys eyes and watch he he looks at. Seriously, this is a big one. The eyes don't lie, that's my gaydar. Look at their eyes. Multiple quick glances in your direction are an indication they're into you.
 
>>>But that would mean all those hot straight guys I knew in my 20's were gay!

Sorry, but apparently they were. Shame you didn't make a move on them.

Lex
 
goes to a gay bar and gets asked if he's straight. -100

i want +10,000!! how do i get +10,000?
 
>>>goes to a gay bar and gets asked if he's straight. -100

Oh, come on. That's just gay guys hoping this other gay guy will go along with the fantasy. "Please tell me you're straight...but I can suck your dick anyway?"

Lex
 
Got 815. Thankfully, I'm out, so it's no big deal.

It's funny how true a majority of these things are. Stereotypes do come with some truth behind them.
 
has a good looking "girlfriend" but does not seem intimate with her +200
lives with a male "flatmate" who gives off gay vibes +100
never says the word gay and never gets involved in conversations where the gay topic arises +200
has virtually no sexual history or stories about chicks he bedded and seems to have no inclination to change that +250
always has excuses why he has no GF or interest in girls (too busy with work, happy being single, etc) +60
wears Joop aftershave (imo) +30
is a "nice" guy who appears to be asexual on account of having no interest in girls and repressing his interest in guys +50
looks guys directly in the eyes when in conversation about anything +250
Looks generally in the direction of a guys face when talking -150
is a big soccer fan and supports a team -250
Has lots of soccer buddies who also support his team -250
socially awkward around straight guys +100
is more comfortable around older (20yrs +) straight guys than guys his own age +100
is sensitive and in touch with his own and other's feelings +100
hums to Lady Gaga's Bad Romance when it plays +50
knows all the words to Bad Romance
+150
sings, dances and knows and does all the moves when it plays +10000000000000000000000000000
Laughs knowlingly at the last comment +10000000000000000000000
 
This thread is kind of fail, most straight people would rank higher than me #-o

Crap, no wonder I'm single :lol:
 
>>>This thread is kind of fail, most straight people would rank higher than me.

That just means you're BETTER than the rest of us. :)

Lex
 
I hope you don't think that's what I think. Lol, I don't even think of myself as super manly or anything. I just think the "gaydar points system" is flawed.
 
^Oh, c'mon. Even the macho-est, bear-iest gay guy has a number of gay attributes.

Set your inner gay free! (*8*)

P.S.--Trikky's post really cracked me up!
 
^ Uh, that's exactly my point. I'm not a macho/bear, and I don't want to be one, but I don't buy porcelain or pluck my eyebrows :lol: I think there are different ways of being gay, beyond any kind of point system that would mark lots of straight guys as gay and viceversa.
 
Yes, there are a million ways to be gay.

But to deny that there is any pattern (or point system) is to stick your head in the sand. It's a form of denial.
 
Hangs out with a single girlfriend. -250
Goes shopping with her: 0
Hangs out with multiple female friends: +250
Goes shopping with all of them: +1000
Picks out their clothes:+5000
 
Then I don't fit your pattern at all, and I'm pretty un-straight. This particular thread has failed to get my gay-ness. Unless of course, you think (and you probably do) I secretly love Lady Gaga, buy porcelain, have female friends and drive a convertible. How about this? This is my new ringtone:



How many points do I get? :lol:
 
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