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HELP! I got drunk and had sex with a potato.....

Willie Boy said:
You must be Canadian, because that is just a flask here in the US.
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You can pour booze into a flask, but you can also buy a mickey. Is this what you call a 'flask'?

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But I never wanted the potato (except maybe as part of dinner). I want my partner, how do I fix this?
 
Was the sex consensual? I'd hate to be branded a tater raper.

I had sex with a snowman once. It wasn't hard once I broke the ice...
 
7Anthony5 said:
Was the sex consensual? I'd hate to be branded a tater raper.

I had sex with a snowman once. It wasn't hard once I broke the ice...
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I never planned to have sex with a potato. I was in the greenhouse, it was hot. And somebody was a bit gassy, but it coulda just been the beans. The next thing I know the potato is offering me a glass of root beer (but I don't think there were any roots in it! ). The next thing I know, the deed is done and the potato is pregnant. I was totally take advantage of, but my partner wants to leave me because of it!
 
It proves that the potato is a manipulative tramp, taking cream from any server that will handle the hot little number. Your partner will have to see how you were seduced.
 
7Anthony5 said:
It proves that the potato is a manipulative tramp, taking cream from any server that will handle the hot little number. Your partner will have to see how you were seduced.
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But what if he wont listen?
 
OMG! Why am I even reading this? :rotflmao:

Willie ... You need to sit your man down, make him listen to your side of the story, and let the CHIPS fall where they may! :goodevil:

And, yeah! ... no matter what ...

Keep smilin'!! :kiss:(*8*)
Chaz :slap:
 
Willie Boy said:
What if the dip wont listen?
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You need to find ways to CURRY his favor! I mean, there must be some way to get him to realize that all the time you've been together, all the things you've been through, can not simply be forGRAUTEN! Granted, you've gotten yourself into quite a mish-MASH, but I'm sure, as clever as you are, that you'll be able to get him to see EYE-to-EYE that it's not enough reason to completely FRY you relationship, and go off half BAKED! [-X

Or, maybe, just showing him some SKIN might bring him around! (!)

In any case, I do hope you guys manage to work through this rough PATCH! (group)

Of course ... no matter what ...

Keep smilin'!! :kiss:(*8*)
Chaz ;)
 
Willie Boy said:
But what if he just decides to flake on the whole situation?
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O.K. I can understand how he might be thinking that his feelings have been completely GRATED. Perhaps you can disarm some of that with a simple confession like, "All right, I admit I-DA-HO!" #-o

At least that might get him to come to the table, without being so WHIPPED up, and being a bit more willing to HASH it all out. ..|

Wishing y'all the Best! (group)

Keep smilin'!! :kiss:(*8*)
Chaz ;)
 
Salad a things going through my mind. So many they make my scalop hurt. I just don't know.

He just doesn't seem interested in hearing my apPEAL!
 
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