HELP! I got drunk and had sex with a potato.....

[Kyanimal]

Unfortunately, it's time for me to hit the SACK!

I shall continue to ponder this, though ...

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

 

[Joshua_me]

"All right, I admit I-DA-HO!"

You da ho ?? *I* da ho !!

OY.

All this cheesy, bacony humor on a shoestring budget.

 

[7Anthony5]

Wheres da ho?

 

[Willie Boy]

You da ho.

 

[gsdx]

Tell your boyfriend that he has prettier and sexier eyes, even if he has only 2 of them.

 

[Kyanimal]

Well, Willie ...

I've had some BED time, have let this RUSSET around in my HEAD, hoping something NEW would SPRING up! However, no matter how you DICE it, you've got a long ROW to hoe!

Wish I could be of more help, SPUD!

(I know! That was CHEESY! Now my face is all RED! )

But, yeah! ... no matter what ...

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

 

[Willie Boy]

Do you think if I plow my partner's field and plant some seed, our love could be regrown? As long as I leave potatoes out of it? Or should I plant a potato?

 

[Willie Boy]

Tell your boyfriend that he has prettier and sexier eyes, even if he has only 2 of them.

Thanks, I'll try it. His eyes are a beautiful green, kinda like sickly potato flesh!

 

[LilBit]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PR_rzF8ofw&feature=player_embedded[/ame]

 

[Willie Boy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PR_rzF8ofw&feature=player_embedded

Yes, and I suggest you stop using it.

 

[geloge]

how the potato got pregnant? we know you like to stick them deep in your ass

 

[c750dt]

You should make french fries with pototo.

 

[gsdx]

His eyes are a beautiful green, kinda like sickly potato flesh!

That's potato sunburn.

 

[Willie Boy]

Poisonous potato sunburn? Oops! I baked the potato up in all its sickly greenness and we ate it!

 

[Triple G]

Now, now Willie. Everything will be all right. Why don't you just sit down and be quite. A nice man is on his way and he has a new jacket for you, damn straight. He will take you to a nice "hotel" where you will be comfortable and well cared for.

 

[Willie Boy]

Any more advice on how to fix my relationship after that potato used me?

 

[Willie Boy]

Get him to have babies with the potato too. You three could go morman

His hose don't function.

 

[7Anthony5]

That would explain your need for a sordid spud affair.

 

[Willie Boy]

I didn't need anything. The potato got me mashed on "root beer" and took advantage of me. I'm the victim here, just as much as my partner.

 

[Triple G]

The potato tells me you are a hobosexual - wait for it - a bum lay.