I got a new hip

[JohnnyAnger]

Exactly my point.
The law allows compensation for being an idiot!
If you trip over a paving slab because you are not paying attention to where you walk then you sue the local authority.

Don't forget though, for a lot of people its a way of covering your medical bills. Still when its used in the UK, it's a real joke.

 

[Kulindahr]

Exactly my point.
The law allows compensation for being an idiot!
If you trip over a paving slab because you are not paying attention to where you walk then you sue the local authority.

I think I've related elsewhere on JUB how when a salesman ignored the ICY STEPS / STAY OFF sign my dad had posted and slipped, he sued... so my dad's attorney filed a counter-suit for blood stains on the steps and stress for my dad....

There's a gal who just moved into an apartment down the street who has sued people seven times, all stupid except the first one, which gave her the idea to do it again.

 

[DonQuixote]

Guess you'll need that Posted: No Trespassing sign to ward her off.

 

[Kulindahr]

Eight days to another new hip.

 

[gsdx]

And it begins again, eh?

I'm not looking forward to winter. I hated ice before. I hate it a lot more now.

 

[LeicsDom]

Eight days to another new hip.

The second one is always easier
You know exactly what to expect but, surprise, surprise, it is nowhere near as bad/difficult
You will recover quicker on the second one as well
Also, because you know what to expect there is none of that 'I need to prove to myself that I can still do the things I used to do'
Good luck

 

[DonQuixote]

I'm glad it's sooner rather than later- for your sake.

Both hips will be new, the legs will be the same length.

Just don't go thinking you have to run out to the site a week after your surgery!

 

[Kulindahr]

I'm glad it's sooner rather than later- for your sake.

Both hips will be new, the legs will be the same length.

Just don't go thinking you have to run out to the site a week after your surgery!

What I'm thinking is getting my dentist to change an appointment date, and once the first week of recovery is over go on a road trip to warmer territory where I can drift on a raft and float in the water and soak up sun. Ten days sounds about right.

 

[DonQuixote]

SoCal is warmer, but not wetter except right on the coast.

 

[Keeland]

What I'm thinking is getting my dentist to change an appointment date, and once the first week of recovery is over go on a road trip to warmer territory where I can drift on a raft and float in the water and soak up sun. Ten days sounds about right.

Lordy, watch out for riverboats, 'specially at night when there ain't no moon to give a glimmer of a ripple off'n the logs. Them riverboat men don't give a hang for rafters, would run over you 'cause it's easier than ringin' a bell and puttin' the wheel hard over. Them paddles'll turn the raft into matchwood, sure as a gun and split yur skull into match heads. Friend rafted once an' told me 'bout it, so it can be real peaceful like if ya don't run into no steamers.

It's lovely to live on a raft. We had the sky up there, all speckled with stars, and we used to lay on our backs and look up at them, and discuss about whether they was made or only just happened. Jim he allowed they was made, but I allowed they happened; I judged it would have took too long to make so many. Jim said the moon could a laid them; well, that looked kind of reasonable, so I didn't say nothing against it, because I've seen a frog lay most as many, so of course it could be done. We used to watch the stars that fell, too, and see them streak down. Jim allowed they'd got spoiled and was hove out of the nest. . . .

 

[gsdx]

Lordy, watch out for riverboats, 'specially at night when there ain't no moon to give a glimmer of a ripple off'n the logs. Them riverboat men don't give a hang for rafters, would run over you 'cause it's easier than ringin' a bell and puttin' the wheel hard over. Them paddles'll turn the raft into matchwood, sure as a gun and split yur skull into match heads. Friend rafted once an' told me 'bout it, so it can be real peaceful like if ya don't run into no steamers.

Channelling Mark Twain, are we?

 

[Keeland]

Channelling Mark Twain, are we?

Also Project Gutenberg.

 

[DonQuixote]

And here I thought it was Sam Clemens . . . or was that Hal Holbrook?

 

[Keeland]

Sam wouldn't have missed a comma. Might argue it wasn't missed, just misplaced, but I reckon missed, though to argue it with Sam would be a chucklehead's faux pas.

 

[gsdx]

Might argue it wasn't missed, just misplaced

Oh, look! I found it! It was turned into an apostrophe and stuck in the word "Bo'ys"!

Sneaky bit of thievery, that.

 

[DonQuixote]

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[Kulindahr]

SoCal is warmer, but not wetter except right on the coast.

That would cost more than my share of the surgery bills!

 

[cgymike]

Yeah but with global warming Oregon is what Calif used to be. Still, kinda bad for joints. Why not move to Burns or Bend?

 

[DonQuixote]

I was just mentioning the trip aspect. I figured SoCal was relatively close.

When is your surgery? Coming up right soon, isn't it?

 

[Kulindahr]

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I could never relax on such a craft! Splinters and knots, to say nothing of the hard surface, would ruin it.


No, give me one of these....

or something like this...

or perhaps this sort...

or maybe something along these lines:

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Not that I'd complain about one of these:

or these (sleeps four!):