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I Got Lung Cancer

unloadonme said:
That's really good news. Presumably the "new" Alan is allowed down the pub to celebrate. ;)
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Oh, I'm sure the "new" Alan can still raise a glass as well as the "old" Alan!
:D (UU)
 
Are there enough seats (and ale) for the

fan club in that pub?..|
 
Thanks for the update. So good to hear you're OK. Another reason for me to happy-dance!

They say adversity builds character. Maybe. But Alan, you already had great character and a good heart!
 
Okay,

Whose the clot that spilled drinks on Alan?

'Fess up, it's good for the soul.

Or so I've heard of course
 
I don't know you, but I'm so glad that things are improving! Keep up the good work! Your story is very inspiring.
(*8*)
 
Excellent news !!

You've been so incredibly brave and upbeat through all of this...

Not to sound cheesy, but it's a really inspiring thing.

(*8*)
 
That's fabulous! Thanks for the update. It's wonderful what modern medicine and a great outlook can do. I'm truly happy for you! (*8*)
 
big hug :).....

i just want to put a smile on your face today (*8*)

This guy goes to a bar that's on the tenth floor of a hotel. He sits down and has a couple of drinks, then stands up, announces loudly that he has had enough, and goes over and jumps out the window. Now, there are two men who are sitting at a window table, and having that natural human curiosity about the grotesque, watch as this man plummets to certain death.

However, just as he is about to hit the ground, he rights himself, pulls his feet underneath himself,and lands gracefully. He then turns and comes back into the building. Naturally, the two men are amazed. The guy comes back into the bar, orders a few drinks, then repeats the process. The two men at the window seat are astounded! When the guy returns and repeats the procedure AGAIN, the two men stop him before he jumps and ask him how on earth he does that. He replies "It's simple, really. There's an air vent down by the ground, and if you catch the updraft, you can right yourself and land on the ground with no problems." Then he proceeded to jump out the window again. Well, these two men decided that they just HAD to try this, so they jumped out the window, and SPLAT! -- made a mess hitting all over the ground.

Meanwhile, the first guy has made it back up to the bar. When he sits down to order his drinks, the bartender says "Superman, you can be a real ------- when you're drunk!"
 

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Hug you right back! (*8*):kiss:

And I had a good giggle at the joke. I wish I could tell them so well. :D

Alan
 
i really needed some good news today - and this was it !!

I'm soooo happy you've got some decent news -- okay - it's not the greatest -- but it's not a termination notice, rite? so I'm really happy for you !!
Sometimes - not often --- GOOD things happen to GOOD people..............
 
Alan, good to hear about the good news! Stay strong!
 
My mom's aunt had lung cancer when she was 86. Or as she put it with her typical gift for understatement "a touch of the lung cancer." 5 years on, she's still going.

Congratulations, I think is the right word, on the effort so far. :)
 
my hopes and prayers are with you and im glad you have such a wonderful positive outlook on the situation
 
bankside said:
"a touch of the lung cancer."
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What a fabulous statement from a wise old lady.
I like it. :D


Now I'm on the mend there are a few things I need to get on with now.

I have gained so much weight it is unbelievable. The Doc loves it. It makes him so happy. And it has been good, because when I was very ill last year I lost about three stones (42 lbs) in about 2 months!

And the Doc did say that when you have cancer your body needs extra food, so they kept telling me to eat as much as I could. And I did! :D
So I've eventually put the original weight back plus an extra stone (14lbs)! :mad:

But now it's time to cut back a bit and eat more sensibly.
I'm a bit limited by the exercise I can do. I'm going to build up slowly and get my good lung a bit stronger so I don't get quite out of breath.
I used to swim 3 miles a week but haven't been to the baths in over 18 months. I think I'll aim to go there in the next 2 weeks and see how far I can swim now.

Another thing that has been happening as a side effect of my illness is my teeth have been falling out! :eek: I've lost four in the last 12 months. Two of them at the front so I'm getting that problem sorted. I've got an appointment with the dentist on Monday.

So I've got a few things to aim for.

And thanks everyone for your good wishes.
Really do appreciate every one of you! (*8*):kiss:

Alan
 
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