I wish I knew how to masturbate.

[Toy-Boy]

I'm sure I made this thread before, but I don't care! I'm super sexually frustrated and I need to release some tension. However, the only time I can ejaculate it when I'm having sex, and since I'm currently single at the moment...Well, you get it. The thing is, I've never masturbated in my whole and I really don't know how. I mean, I've tried but nothing happens. Is there something wrong with me?

 

[Puzuzzu]

in your "whole"? hole? lol

 

[DJ1990]

If only I had a coin everytime I heard that.

I would have one coin.

 

[SilverWolf]

^

 

[LilBit]

Of course you don't know how to masturbate. How is a gay man supposed to turn himself on when he hates gay men?

 

[BINOWGAYLATER]

I've never masturbated in my whole
in your whole what? banana?







liar, liar pants on fire !!

 

[hotatlboi]

wow, I've seen some absurd threads from you Toy-Boy, but this one takes the cake!

You're so full of shit it's up to your ears on this one. lol

Actually, I think it's because your penis hates you. You see, most gay penises hate you.

 

[medic1]

Wow after reading your thread and then reading the replies you goy i just had to look at some of the other topics you have written about. Firstly i would like to thank you for having the power to make a young intern halfway through a lousy night actually laugh so much i almost pissed myself(that would have been embarrising), i hope you get better soon

 

[CenaOrtonlover]

 

[racer2438]

^^^^^

what everyone said, I could have not said better.


just to be clear, you are kidding right??

cus you would be the old male in the world that did not know how to jack off.

Monkeys do it ---for crying out loud.....

 

[Toy-Boy]

The responses in this thread are living proof that gay men can be the biggest bullies

 

[Toy-Boy]

*Sighs*

Everyone needs someone to bully, right? Even those who are socially oppressed look for someone else to oppress. Hurt people hurt people.

Sad...But true

Insecure pieces of shit

 

[Toy-Boy]

Awwww..

Go and jerk off about it then.

Not the least bit. I just thought I would tell you all about yourselves. I feel sorry for you, because you have to tear me down in order to build yourself up. Typical behavior that's found primarily in gay circles. The cattiness, nastiness, and smug snarky attitude

POOR YOU

 

[pasacon]

The robot will teach you

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIso07jnMQQ[/ame]

 

[MoltenRock III]

I'm sure I made this thread before, but I don't care! I'm super sexually frustrated and I need to release some tension. However, the only time I can ejaculate it when I'm having sex, and since I'm currently single at the moment...Well, you get it. The thing is, I've never masturbated in my whole and I really don't know how. I mean, I've tried but nothing happens. Is there something wrong with me?

 

[freefall]

@OP: You really make me sick, you know?

Have a fucking day on fire.

Not to worry.

Have some tea, and things will be fine in the morning.

Can I be the one serving it? Because I want to put curare in it so badly

 

[ozguy]

Is there something wrong with me?

Is the Pope a Catholic?































I suppose calling you a wanker isn't really appropriate, either.

 

[medic1]

Good christ man i was going to say pull yourself together but then had a change of heart as i dont want to be accussed of being a homophobic homosexual.
Dude as a young doctor i can seriously say GET SOME FUCKING HELP. Just by reading your responses and ok some of them were quite cruel but at the same time very funny. Methinks the sooner you get into therapy the better you will feel(so to speak)

 

[rareboy]

I'm sure I made this thread before, but I don't care! I'm super sexually frustrated and I need to release some tension. However, the only time I can ejaculate it when I'm having sex, and since I'm currently single at the moment...Well, you get it. The thing is, I've never masturbated in my whole and I really don't know how. I mean, I've tried but nothing happens. Is there something wrong with me?

Yes. There are a lot of things going on.

There is something wrong.

Seek help.

 

[hylas]

between this and your dislike for all gay men, youre only a child abuse scandal away from being the perfect catholic!

(oh, and if you were even remotely serious about your problem - which i dont buy for a split second - then you would have posted this in a no-flame zone. but you only want attention anyway. well, im happy to serve.)