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I wish I knew how to masturbate.

gsdx said:
Now, tell us: Have you ever had a wet dream? (That's an orgasm you have when you're asleep.)
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gsdx said:
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(The middle picture: Michael Shanks and Ben Browder. I allow my imagination to run wild.)

I know I'm going to have one now! ;) !oops! *|*
 
Toy-Boy said:
Why is that so hard to believe? I think it's strange too but I'm not lying. I do get sexually aroused. However, I have never gotten the urge to masturbate, and when I try it never works. I could be anything from a mental block to something I can't diagnose
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I'm going to be very blunt here. Even a mute kindergarten retarded kid can make a better lie than you. You don't know how but you attempted on it? That's even more ridiculous than watching elephants fart bricks. Now if you write, "I want to try it but every time I'm naked on the bed a centipede came out of the sheet and bit my penis until it bled, bled, and bled," or "I have never gotten the urge to masturbate because my penis looks like a rotten eel and eventually I get sick of it.", that's easier to trust...I think.

Stop making unnecessary lies to be an attention whore. You're like a boy crying wolves and dragons (and other voracious beasts). Now if you know what's best for you, go to the corner and cry while you force a rocket out of the socket.
 
^^ Did anyone see "Big Bang Theory" where Howard got his robot to jack him off and got stuck! That was a hoot!
 
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