I wish I knew how to masturbate.

[Willie Boy]

Not the least bit. I just thought I would tell you all about yourselves. I feel sorry for you, because you have to tear me down in order to build yourself up. Typical behavior that's found primarily in gay circles. The cattiness, nastiness, and smug snarky attitude

POOR YOU

But you have only told us about you. With the threads you start, you should expect the responses you get, from any human being (except maybe shrinks who will insist on "medicating" you so they could fill their pockets with your cash, or that of your health plan).

All this negativity toward gays, many of whom are nothing like you claim..... You must have been dumped by quite a few to grow that attitude. But then again, you must have already had that negativity for them to dump you.

 

[sixthson]

Jeez, it couldn't be more simple. They even wrote a song about it:

You put your peener in your hand,
You put your finger in your butt,
You put some lube on your trout
and you move it all about.
You do the hokey-pokey,
and you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about.

All together now...

 

[rareboy]

Not the least bit. I just thought I would tell you all about yourselves. I feel sorry for you, because you have to tear me down in order to build yourself up. Typical behavior that's found primarily in gay circles. The cattiness, nastiness, and smug snarky attitude

POOR YOU

Poor Us?

We all know how to masturbate.

But seriously. Seek help in order to learn how to orgasm when you have sex with yourself.

 

[mbamike]

You have access to the Internet. Just find some videos of guys jerking off and copy what they are doing. It isn't rocket science.

 

[jdcnow]

Jeez, it couldn't be more simple. They even wrote a song about it:

You put your peener in your hand,
You put your finger in your butt,
You put some lube on your trout
and you move it all about.
You do the hokey-pokey,
and you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about.

All together now...

lmao

I know I'm late in the game, but somebody's gotta say it: who wants some?

...We now join our regularly scheduled thread already in progress...

 

[bike10]

Masturbation is rite of passage that begins at puberty. One only needs to take cock in hand begin to work and in now time you have cum.

 

[freefall]

Now I have a feeling Toy-Boy's an alien who obviously has never masturbated at all---if he had a penis.

 

[BostonPirate]

I'm sure I made this thread before, but I don't care! I'm super sexually frustrated and I need to release some tension. However, the only time I can ejaculate it when I'm having sex, and since I'm currently single at the moment...Well, you get it. The thing is, I've never masturbated in my whole and I really don't know how. I mean, I've tried but nothing happens. Is there something wrong with me?

you have to be a special kind of stupid to not know how to jerk off, and since you can turn on the computer and use a keyboard, I am assuming you aren't one of those related to the Palins.

Hmm....

Perhaps you were just bored and thought a thread about wanking would be fun. OR maybe you are trying to lure Mr Right in with your innocent protestations...

Paging mr Right!!!!!

Ok

stare at this picture till you get wet and rub it until some clam chowder comes out.

 

[jdcnow]

Oooo...my, my, my... Do I want the cute one with the goatee in the center, or the handsome one on the far-right?

 

[BostonPirate]

Oooo...my, my, my... Do I want the cute one with the goatee in the center, or the handsome one on the far-right?

I say go for both!

 

[wooffy]

The responses in this thread are living proof that gay men can be the biggest bullies

Each of us creates the world we live in.

 

[BINOWGAYLATER]

ToyBoy is sounding more and more like LOVEWILL - maybe will a little less "substance" in his system.

either that or after a while, they all sound alike .......


Even my dog gets hard wrestling with his kennel-mate. and he knows enuff to bend over and lick it .

 

[Toy-Boy]

I'm not lying. I really have never done it

 

[MMMonsterBoy]

Mmmhmm.

 

[Toy-Boy]

I want to believe you. I really do. But....




lol

Why is that so hard to believe? I think it's strange too but I'm not lying. I do get sexually aroused. However, I have never gotten the urge to masturbate, and when I try it never works. I could be anything from a mental block to something I can't diagnose

 

[BostonPirate]

Why is that so hard to believe? I think it's strange too but I'm not lying. I do get sexually aroused. However, I have never gotten the urge to masturbate, and when I try it never works. I could be anything from a mental block to something I can't diagnose

well let me put it this way

for me to believe you? one of us HAS to be damaged mentally or lying through his teeth.

But.....

Men touch themselves and when it feels good? they touch themselves some more.

 

[gsdx]

Why is that so hard to believe? I think it's strange too but I'm not lying. I do get sexually aroused. However, I have never gotten the urge to masturbate, and when I try it never works. I could be anything from a mental block to something I can't diagnose

That statement is self-contradictory.

You have masturbated.

Masturbation doesn't necessarily have to result in orgasm.

Now, tell us: Have you ever had a wet dream? (That's an orgasm you have when you're asleep.)

 

[BINOWGAYLATER]

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I'm not lying. I really have never done it + above post.

way too many contradictions here to make any sense at all ..

no urge

but tried stroking

doesn't work

don't know how

enuff already --
like someone above said - a 10 year old pretty much can figure out how to make it work -- especially after the first 'accidental occurrence" >.

even with all kinds of "mental blocks" those are usually confined to "can't cum while FUCKING --- maybe someone with a Degree can tell us about the inability to DO IT YOURSELF -- that's what USUALLY works when nothing else does !! IMHO -

But - you - -you have to get your story STRAIGHT !! first. but don't say you don't know how -- obviously you do !

 

[hylas]

but im not lying! yes you are! no im not! yes you are! no im not! yes you are! no im not! yes you are! no im not! yes you are!

 

[MoltenRock III]

Originally posted by Toy-Boy:

"Well, I've tried! I tried stroking my penis while thinking of a hot scenario involving some guy, but nothing happens."

"I have tried, but it doesn't work. I watch porn, and get an erection, but I never bust. It's weird."

"I feel like everytime I brush up against something or someone, I have a mild orgasm. I can't really explain it, but I'm def not complaining "

It's obvious that the OP doesn't get any attention in real life, and is just seeking it here on JUB.