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if you could have one thing for Xmas (literally anything)

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A half decent guy to spend Christmas/New Years with, would be nice to wake up with a guy in my arms instead of being stuck to the sheets with dry cum after last nights jack session.
 
Kulindahr said:
I don't know where cabinfever lives, but if it's a place with cold winters there's a rather crazy alternative to slashing:
  1. wait until the middle of the night
  2. mix up a quart of gelatin, nice and hot
  3. put gelatin and a tire pump in a bag, with a LONG tube for connecting the pump to the tire
  4. sneak out to the target vehicle
  5. pick a tire
  6. remove the valve stem cap and let out some air
  7. fill the connecting tube with gelatin mix
  8. connect tube to tire and pump
  9. pump gelatin into the tire
  10. repeat 7 - 9 as needed/desired
  11. replace valve stem cap
  12. wait twenty minutes
  13. roll the vehicle forward and repeat 5 - 11 with a different tire
  14. clean up any spilled gelatin mix
Some of my older brother's classmates when he was living in a neighborhood that had a bunch of houses filled with college students while attending university and renting a house got sick and tired of some obnoxious, arrogant female neighbor who was constantly harassing them and treated most of the neighborhood like dirt. They came up with this idea to strike back. The gelatin sets up hard in the cold, making the tire off-balance; rolling the car before doing a second tire makes two tires off-balance and not matching. Driving is made into pure hell -- and the bonus is that the tires themselves aren't ruined.
[They let her suffer for a few days before leaving an anonymous note telling her how to solve the problem.]
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LOL - that is fun to think about but crawling into the gutter with her is not my style - and she would like it if I did something like that so she could be the "victim" BARF.

She does this with pretty much everyone -causes a bunch of crap 24/7 and when you call her on it - she is all of a sudden the victim - which is almost worse than dealing with the toxic narcissist bullshit.

Thanks for the idea though :)
 
ChristianGianni said:
A half decent guy to spend Christmas/New Years with, would be nice to wake up with a guy in my arms instead of being stuck to the sheets with dry cum after last nights jack session.
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I’d invite you to my house but I’m a full decent guy.
 
ChristianGianni said:
A half decent guy to spend Christmas/New Years with, would be nice to wake up with a guy in my arms instead of being stuck to the sheets with dry cum after last nights jack session.
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I will volunteer....if you have a Daddy (grand-Daddy?) thing because I think it is my moral duty to fulfill your wish.
 
Of course, now I am struggling whether peace in Ukraine or spooning with Chris would be the gift I wanted most.
 
I'd volunteer to help Christian out, but then there is that "half decent" qualification. My "decent" side is so small you need an electron microscope to see it. :lol:
 
ChristianGianni said:
I'll accept you all
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We'll expect you at 3pm on the 24th. And then go from there.

In any event, we'll have a plate ready for Christmas dinner...or if you can't make that because of (snore) your job saving your fellow man...we'll see you on the 28th when we have our high Holy Holiday with our dearest friends.

Deal?
 
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