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if you could have one thing for Xmas (literally anything)

We are open to all.
 
Geesh, you guys are hard to please.

I'd settle for a tin of butter cookies. The good kind, not made in China.
 
rareboy said:
We'll expect you at 3pm on the 24th. And then go from there.

In any event, we'll have a plate ready for Christmas dinner...or if you can't make that because of (snore) your job saving your fellow man...we'll see you on the 28th when we have our high Holy Holiday with our dearest friends.

Deal?
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Who's bringing the strippers?
 
The utter and total destruction of the rrrZZian federation.
 
cabinfever said:
LOL - that is fun to think about but crawling into the gutter with her is not my style - and she would like it if I did something like that so she could be the "victim" BARF.

She does this with pretty much everyone -causes a bunch of crap 24/7 and when you call her on it - she is all of a sudden the victim - which is almost worse than dealing with the toxic narcissist bullshit.

Thanks for the idea though :)
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He did another one when it snowed: there was a neighbor who always backed up before pulling away from the curb when leaving the house, and frequently he bumped into another neighbor's car but just drove away. So one night when the temperature was about ten degrees below freezing and the snow was coming down like ash from Mt. St. Helens, my brother and a housemate took buckets of water out and kept splashing it onto the snow behind the guy's rear tires until they had a mass of ice halfway up the tires. The next morning the guy got in his car and tried to back up but it didn't move. So the idiot pulled forward and threw it into reverse again! The totally unexpected "punchline" was that the car hit those masses of ice and actually went up and over them from the momentum -- but they didn't hit the pavement again because the car got caught by the ice mounds and the tires couldn't reach the street.
My brother being a nice guy went out to help (once he managed to stop laughing), and while they were using some lumber to lever the car free he said, "You know, if you didn't back up all the time this wouldn't have happened." Turned out it wasn't because he was a jerk; the guy actually thought that he had to back up before pulling away from the curb -- he'd grown up in a neighborhood where everyone parked close together and the only way to get out was to back up as far as possible and then swing out; he'd never made the connection with the crowding and just thought it was some rule about cars getting away from curbs.
When he left they built a big snowman on top of the ice lumps and put several pages from a driver's manual in its hand -- pages showing when to back up and when not to. I guess he eventually learned.
 
TUgrad12 said:
To finally feel loved and accepted (that's it).
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You are on JUB, there is plenty of love and acceptance over here... or so they say.

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I mean besides all the bickering and sizzly purse-exchanging.

And irrespective of being a sexy redhead or just a plain non-redhead.
 
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