Im close to finally fisting myself...Need advice

[VirginBubba]

First off I wanted to say I am
very close to finally being able to
fist myself. I need advice however because
I never had a toy or dick or anything in my
ass and im struggling trying to get all 4 fingers
+thumb in because it wont push in and i try
harder and harder but its like it wont go
any further in. I use vaseline for lube because
I cant afford real lube and I cant get toys
for obvious reasons (if not just ask)
So does anyone have advice.

P.S. If anyone wants pictures let me no and I MIGHT
post some of my goal.
P.P.S. I have only been trying to fist myself for 3 days
and im so close so fast.​

 

[star-warrior]

My best advice is not to seek it in the Hot Topics forum but rather in the Fetish and Kink forum where there ought to be more connosieurs for this type of thing.

Lube and patience, relax and breathe. I think this will be the jist of the advice others might give. Rome wasn't built in a day.

 

[VirginBubba]

Please for the love of fuck, do NOT!

Stick your fist up your asshole as much as you wish but please, PLEASE spare us the photographic evidence.

*shudders*

Moe you need to calm the hell down everyone has there own things they love so you really dont have much of a right to say dont help and get upset.

My best advice is not to seek it in the Hot Topics forum but rather in the Fetish and Kink forum where there ought to be more connosieurs for this type of thing.

Lube and patience, relax and breathe. I think this will be the jist of the advice others might give. Rome wasn't built in a day.

I ask here cause its a topic of questions and advice its not really a fetish or a kink.

 

[star-warrior]

I'm just saying...

Have a look, you may find the answers already posted perhaps.

 

[VirginBubba]

I know but I prefer to ask here because I can get questions and awnsers here without people going off subject.

 

[skips]

A six-pack of Coors, a tub of Crisco and some Toby Keith oughta get the ball rolling, IMHO.

Best of luck, shug!

 

[asu1117]

Moe you need to calm the hell down everyone has there own things they love so you really dont have much of a right to say dont help and get upset.

You posted this shit in Hot Topics, it's free game. And for the record, a picture of your fist up your own ass is one of the last things I ever want to see in my life. Kthx.

 

[VirginBubba]

A six-pack of Coors, a tub of Crisco and some Toby Keith oughta get the ball rolling, IMHO.

Best of luck, shug!

I dont drink

Crisco i dont see how it works

and a toby keith???????

 

[TickTockMan]

Use a Martinelli’s apple cider bottle with a lot of lube. It will help stretch you.

 

[skips]

I dont drink

Crisco i dont see how it works

and a toby keith???????

^ Would it help you if I drew you a three-dimensional diagram or would written instructions suffice?

 

[VirginBubba]

Use a Martinelli’s apple cider bottle with a lot of lube. It will help stretch you.

I cant find that kind of bottle (its not in my grocery store)
Also how would u no

^ Would it help you if I drew you a three-dimensional diagram or would written instructions suffice?

Draw a diagram for what

I need advice on ways to stretch and stuff

 

[skips]

Draw a diagram for what

I need advice on ways to stretch and stuff

So...

...

...yeah.

Six pack of Coors, tub of Crisco, some Toby Keith. Use your imagination.

Since this thread is in Hot Topics, I can't show you any pictures of how exactly to go about the procedure. I'd either have to draw you a diagram or provide you written instructions.

Oh yeah, and some people on here are kinda odd and think that shoving your fist up your ass is a fetish. Those people might post things about fisting in the Fetish section of JUB. The kind of things that you might find helpful when trying to put your fist up your own ass.

 

[TickTockMan]

I cant find that kind of bottle (its not in my grocery store)

Any bottle in this basic shape would work. Just make sure it is thick and won't break easy.

Also how would u no

I taught sexual stuff for years. Also I like fisting.

 

[VirginBubba]

So...

...

...yeah.

Six pack of Coors, tub of Crisco, some Toby Keith. Use your imagination.

Since this thread is in Hot Topics, I can't show you any pictures of how exactly to go about the procedure. I'd either have to draw you a diagram or provide you written instructions.

Oh yeah, and some people on here are kinda odd and think that shoving your fist up your ass is a fetish. Those people might post things about fisting in the Fetish section of JUB. The kind of things that you might find helpful when trying to put your fist up your own ass.

I need to no why the crisco (cause i dont see how it works)
Idk whats with Toby Keith
You can draw i want to see how u draw this

Any bottle in this basic shape would work. Just make sure it is thick and won't break easy.

I taught sexual stuff for years. Also I like fisting.

Glass is something im 2 concered to use

So we share something in common

 

[TickTockMan]

Glass is something im 2 concered to use

Glass is non-porous. It is one of, if not the best, substances you can use as an anal toy. Just make sure it is thick enough not to break and check it before each use for scratches and chips.

 

[VirginBubba]

Id rather use a plastic and just fill it to the top so it doesnt squeeze or anything

 

[Kabluey]

You are effectively your own ventriloquist dummy - no photos thanks.

Advice... Um... remember to take your watch off?

 

[VirginBubba]

.....im not in mood for jokes

 

[geloge]

I thought this thread itself was a joke

 

[ashonfire]

Inserting a glass cider bottle into your arse seems like a dangerous and horrendous idea to me! Have we learnt nothing from "one man, one jar"?!

My advice would be to not insert your fist into your bum.

I quite liked the way you formatted your opening post, it made your fisting advice thread look poetic.