Im close to finally fisting myself...Need advice

[JayHawk]

Spray some DW40 on a champagne bottle and try to sit on it slowly. If you're ass won't open up after 3 months of trying, forget about it. Majority of guys don't have flexible assholes that can stretch beyond several fingers no matter how hard they "train."

Actually WD40 is made for TWATS.....(that is what WD stands for Womens Department) you are gonna wanna use Liguid Wrench to break that ass free...

 

[VirginBubba]

1 If your are tryin then do you mean the warm feeling on your fingers?

2 An ass doesn't snap back like fruit of the loom... and after stretched it does lose some of its natural tightness... please take this advice from a guy who has been in literally hundreds of asses both virginal and experienced. You can tell. Secondly you will find someone. You really will if you look in the right places. Tell me where you are at in PM and I will tell you how to get laid there.

3 What I mean is you can tell. The velvety grip of the sphincter is not the same from a well used ass... just not. That does not mean it cant be fun. Just it is different.

1: the warmness on my finger
2a: i know it doesnt snap back but it can be tight again
2b: ok
3: ok

 

[MoufOfKhaos]

So the virgin is fisting himself because he can't find someone else to use and abuse him, as was the point of his previous thread?

Okay, you asked for advice. Gun Oil. Soak fist in it. Have a go.

You'll de-virginate yourself, and the rectal flower that results from the havoc will probably ensure that no dick will fit and no one will attempt to be your "anal" first.

Enjoy.

Just say thank you and move along, I don't want to have to laugh at this even more.

(why isn't this being moved the fetish section again? It's really a fetish thread - I mean, he's offering pictures and only guys into fisting are going to request them)

 

[VirginBubba]

1: Dont give me that bull your just trying to cause harm to me so dont bother

2: You know jack shit about fisting so dont comment

3: Its a topic of question and awnsers its not a fetish question.

 

[geloge]

Dont give me that bull your just trying to cause harm to me so dont bother

You are a virgin, you don't have experience but are trying to fist yourself and are you telling that we want to harm you

 

[VirginBubba]

He wants me to use a oil that will tear my anal walls so dont start

 

[geloge]

^ A fist in an unexperienced ass will tear the anal walls.

Ok serious advice, try first with smaller objects and after some days or months if you are still willing to get your fist in your ass try again. By the way, Crisco is a lube, you'll need a lot of it.

 

[VirginBubba]

i use vaseline for lube
second off im close 2 fisting now so no use in going backwards i just need to get the last 1/4 of my fingers n thumb inside

 

[MMMonsterBoy]

But it's gonna hurt so much

Edit: Oh my ga..The Link was not intentional :rip:

 

[VirginBubba]

that link is bullshit i dont see how those dicks hurt some of them are small

 

[tdavecu]

This thread is all kinds of disastrous! I suspect we might be dealing with a poster with some kind of mental disability.

 

[Telstra]

My advice is don't fist.

I'll hit you in the head if you do !!!

 

[VirginBubba]

This thread is all kinds of disastrous! I suspect we might be dealing with a poster with some kind of mental disability.

im autstic but thats not a reason why i want to fist or anything

My advice is don't fist.

I'll hit you in the head if you do !!!

why does everyone hate the idea of fisting lol

 

[Telstra]

your hole is too small to put a fist in. Simple as that.

 

[VirginBubba]

same with dicks but we still manage 2 open up

 

[palbert]

What happened to the pig that orgasms for 30 minutes? I would stretch by having sex with a horse - google Catherine the Great of Russia; my Appaloosas have huge dicks. But I don't rent them out.

Try going to Texas. They may have vocational schools down there for this sort of thing.

(If you were in Maine or Australia you could use a moose.)

 

[HunterM]

same with dicks but we still manage 2 open up

Let me know when you're able to fit a toaster up there

 

[palbert]

Let me know when you're able to fit a toaster up there

Toasters are designed to be used up the penis, not the ass. There are some rules after all.

 

[RaKroma]

Can someone give him Richard Gere's phone number for this type of advice?

 

[MoufOfKhaos]

He wants me to use a oil that will tear my anal walls so dont start

Look up Gun Oil.

I warned you to just say thank you. Now you've made a motard of yourself - or, at least, more of one.