1.
Maltodextrin is a polysaccharide that is used as a food additive. It is produced from starch by partial hydrolysis and is usually found as a creamy-white hygroscopic spraydried powder.
It isn't promising when this is the main ingredient.
2.
thickener (1422) from maize, is corn starch
3,
beverage whitener is just non-dairy powdered paint.
Experiments have been conducted to see if powdered coffee creamer would ignite in midair, and people have found that large quantities make beautiful, and pleasant-smelling, fireballs. The amateur film scene has jumped on this opportunity to create Hollywood-style explosions on a low budget. All one needs is non-dairy creamer, an ignition source such as a burning coal or a road flare, and such a way to propel the creamer as compressed air or a bicycle pump. One of the key advantages in using coffee creamer is that it only burns in midair; as soon as the creamer touches the ground, it goes out, making energy derived from coffee creamer a much safer alternative to using gasoline.[3]
Coffee creamer has also been used to whiten clothes (after mixing it with water to form a soaking solution), defoam fish tanks, clean dry erase boards as well as fake snow in television and movies.[1]
4.
Vegetable fat is the lard extracted from vegetables through liposuction.
5.
glucose syrup solids(from tapioca More sugar
6,
milk protein is a dehydrated dairy derivative ie fake milk.
7.
emulsifiers (471, 472c) from soy is another emulsifier and thickener
8
mineral salts (330, 450) mmmmmmmmmmmm. more salt.
OK kids we're about midway through and have yet to find out what flavour this is.
9
anticaking agent is used to keep the product from forming lumps
10.
antioxidant (306) is Tocopherol concentrate, which is found in many vegetable oils, including soy, wheat germ, rice germ, cottonseed, maize. Works as an antioxidant for fatty acids and tissue fats, preventing vitamin A from oxidation.
11.
potato starch mmmmmmmmm more thickeners
12.
Dextrose from Maize more maltodextrin
13.
yeast extracts is a natural-
sounding additive that food companies use as a flavor enhancer replacement for MSG. It contains free glutamate, and for many people, it has the same effect as MSG -- migraine headaches, chemical taste enhancement and possible harm to the nervous system.
In short msg by another name.
14.
natural flavours is: “the essential oil, oleoresin, essence or extractive, protein hydrolysate, distillate, or any product of roasting, heating or enzymolysis, which contains the flavoring constituents derived from a spice, fruit or fruit juice, vegetable or vegetable juice, edible yeast, herb, bark, bud, root, leaf or similar plant material, meat, seafood, poultry, eggs, dairy products, or fermentation products thereof, whose significant function in food is flavoring rather than nutritional”
http://www.supermarketguru.com/index.cfm/go/sg.viewArticle/articleId/1208
15.
dehydrated chicken meat (2%) Finally... we know what flavour this thickener, salt and sugar mix is supposed to be. Wow, 2%. How generous.
Cardboard can also be substituted for the dehydrated flavourless chicken bits with no appreciable difference in taste.
16.
Onion powder (2%) is made from finely ground, dehydrated onions, mainly the pungent varieties of bulb onions.
So kind of an oniony, chickeny flavour we're going for here?
17.
vegetable gum (412) is a polysaccharides of natural origin, capable of causing a large viscosity increase in solution, even at small concentrations.
mmmm mmmm more thickeners please.
Now for actual ingredients.
18.
chicken fat (0.3%) Really people? I mean....really?
19.
Turmeric is a deep orange-yellow powder commonly used as a spice in curries and other South Asian and Middle Eastern cuisine, for dyeing, and to impart color to mustard condiments. Its active ingredient is curcumin and it has a distinctly earthy, slightly bitter, slightly hot peppery flavor and a mustardy smell.
20.
parsley along with sage, rosemary and thyme is an essential ingredient in Simon and Garfunkel music
21.
Chives are the smallest species of the edible onions.
So there you have it. Because of ingredient 13.....this dehydrated paint product must be declared unsafe for people with mood disorders, pregnant women, pets, children and all other bi-peds.
Unless noted, thanks to wikipedia for all the info above.
Enjoy your beverage.
Thanks rareboy. 
