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Soilwork
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How do lesbians lose weight?
They don't.
your turn.
They don't.
your turn.
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Soilwork
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What does a gay guy order at a Chinese Restaurant?
Cream of Sum Yung Gui.
Cream of Sum Yung Gui.
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Soilwork
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What do Gerbils say when a gay guy walks into the Pet Store?
"WOOF"
"WOOF"
The_Reaper
Minister of Silly Walks
From a friend of mine, who has been cracking very tasteless jokes as late:
What's the hardest part of eating a vegitible?
The chair.
What do you say to the family of a gay guy who's been crippled?
Look on the bright side..He started life as a fruit, he's going out as a vegitible!
What's the hardest part of eating a vegitible?
The chair.
What do you say to the family of a gay guy who's been crippled?
Look on the bright side..He started life as a fruit, he's going out as a vegitible!
BenF
Vodka and mouthwash
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blackbeltninja
Guest
What do you do if an epileptic has a fit in your bath-tub?
Throw in your dirty clothes and let him do the washing.
Throw in your dirty clothes and let him do the washing.
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BenF46 said:
haha
i forgot about that one ben...
i was particularly proud of this one
http://justusboys.com/forum/showpost.php?p=746641&postcount=91
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Styrker
Guest
How many Fags can you seat on a bar stool??
Turn it upside down and it seats four!!!
Turn it upside down and it seats four!!!
stromberg
Slut
Why do women wear make-up and perfume?
Because they're fucking ugly and they smell.
Because they're fucking ugly and they smell.
RationalLunacy
Meeeoooowwww!! Pffffft!!!
A horse trots into a gay bar and the bartender asks him "Why the long face?"
windgates
Porn Star
Tasteless.
A gay couple was walking along a beach when they found a magic lamp. The two of them rubbed it and a genie came out, but he was homophobic and would only grant them one wish. The couple decided to save their wish and go home.
The couple went to bed and all of the sudden the KKK burst into the bedroom, grabbed the two gay guys, put nooses around their necks and were about to hang them.
The one gay guy said to the other "We should use our wish now!" To which the other one replied "Well.. I kind of already did, I wished we were hung like black men!"
A gay couple was walking along a beach when they found a magic lamp. The two of them rubbed it and a genie came out, but he was homophobic and would only grant them one wish. The couple decided to save their wish and go home.
The couple went to bed and all of the sudden the KKK burst into the bedroom, grabbed the two gay guys, put nooses around their necks and were about to hang them.
The one gay guy said to the other "We should use our wish now!" To which the other one replied "Well.. I kind of already did, I wished we were hung like black men!"
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her when she was little?
They rearranged the furniture!
How did Helen Keller burn her fingers?
She was trying to read the waffle iron!
They rearranged the furniture!
How did Helen Keller burn her fingers?
She was trying to read the waffle iron!
BenF
Vodka and mouthwash
A forty year old woman goes to see her doctor because she has been feeling tired and run down.
The doctor examines her and explains to her that he would like to run a few tests and that she should come back next week.
A week later, she returns to the clinic.
"Well," she asks "did you get the results?"
"I did indeed" says the Doctor "It looks like someone will be changing nappies in a few weeks"
"Oh my!" she shrieks "Am I pregnant??"
"No, you have bowel cancer"
My coat? It's the hilarious Jester's outfit with the frilly sleeves
The doctor examines her and explains to her that he would like to run a few tests and that she should come back next week.
A week later, she returns to the clinic.
"Well," she asks "did you get the results?"
"I did indeed" says the Doctor "It looks like someone will be changing nappies in a few weeks"
"Oh my!" she shrieks "Am I pregnant??"
"No, you have bowel cancer"
My coat? It's the hilarious Jester's outfit with the frilly sleeves
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Soilwork
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Guy goes into the Dr and says, "you know.. I don't get it, I look great, I feel great.. but I stink".
The doctor scratches his head and looks into his journals. After an hour or tense waiting, he calls the nervous patient into his office and says, "No need to worry, sir... I found the answer. You look great, you feel great, but you stink. Just means you're an asshole."
The doctor scratches his head and looks into his journals. After an hour or tense waiting, he calls the nervous patient into his office and says, "No need to worry, sir... I found the answer. You look great, you feel great, but you stink. Just means you're an asshole."
Austin40acres
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By definition, a joke "in poor taste" needs no explanation or qualification.
If you don't get it, or are offended by it, it's your problem.
What did Michael Jackson say to the guy standing on the beach?
Get out of my son.
A4A
If you don't get it, or are offended by it, it's your problem.
What did Michael Jackson say to the guy standing on the beach?
Get out of my son.
A4A
