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Some people are capable of ruining ANYTHING.
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WRITERPAUL
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081581 said:
No Soilwork, don't lighten up at all. These are jokes on this thread guys....and if 081581 doesn't like it, he needs to go elsewhere. My god, you really can ruin a funny post...lighten up with your comments or just don't say anything at all....and get a grip...they're JOKES
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And P.S....you trying to reference the Webster's Dictionary makes you neither interesting, humorous, nor intelligent, so try again...
justsimon
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Phoenix, eew....
A boy in the sixth grade comes home after school one day. His mother notices that he's got a big smile on his face. She asks, "Did anything special happen at school today?"
"Yes, Mom. I had sex with my English teacher!"
The mother is stunned. "You're going to talk about this with your father when he gets home."
When dad comes home and hears the news he is pleased as punch. Beaming with pride, he walks over to his son and says, "Son, I hear you had sex with your English teacher."
"That's right, Dad."
"Well, you became a man today - this is cause for celebration. Let's head out for some ice cream, and then I'll buy that new bike you've been asking for."
"That sounds great, Dad, but I can I have a football instead? My ass is killing me."
A boy in the sixth grade comes home after school one day. His mother notices that he's got a big smile on his face. She asks, "Did anything special happen at school today?"
"Yes, Mom. I had sex with my English teacher!"
The mother is stunned. "You're going to talk about this with your father when he gets home."
When dad comes home and hears the news he is pleased as punch. Beaming with pride, he walks over to his son and says, "Son, I hear you had sex with your English teacher."
"That's right, Dad."
"Well, you became a man today - this is cause for celebration. Let's head out for some ice cream, and then I'll buy that new bike you've been asking for."
"That sounds great, Dad, but I can I have a football instead? My ass is killing me."
How does Helen Keller masturbate?
She stimulates with one hand and moans with the other.
Two muffins are baking in the oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Is it just me, or is it hot in here?" Then the other muffin says, "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"
What's sadder than four black men in a car going off a cliff?
They were my friends.
She stimulates with one hand and moans with the other.
Two muffins are baking in the oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Is it just me, or is it hot in here?" Then the other muffin says, "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"
What's sadder than four black men in a car going off a cliff?
They were my friends.
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Soilwork
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What's black and crispy and knocks on a window?
a baby in a microwave.
a baby in a microwave.
douseiai
hangin around
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.
Mace will do that to you.
luminum said:
The muffin joke.....to me....was hysterically funny!!!
I have a VERY offbeat sense of humor and I find myself picturing this muffin with a shocked look on his face saying that!!!!
"Holy shit! A talking muffin!" TOO FUNNY!
blankslate
Sex God
I also really enjoyed the muffin joke.
Soilwork, if you like that joke, I'm sure you've checked out www.deadbabyjoke.com? It's as horrible as it sounds, for example:
What's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 200 km/h?
Stopping it with a shovel!
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat!
(I'm going to Hell, I know)
Soilwork, if you like that joke, I'm sure you've checked out www.deadbabyjoke.com? It's as horrible as it sounds, for example:
What's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 200 km/h?
Stopping it with a shovel!
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat!
(I'm going to Hell, I know)
I'm glad you enjoyed the muffin joke.
There's another along the same line...
Awoman tells her son to go out back and slaughter a chicken for dinner. As the kid is heading out a chicken runs in and says "Please don't eat me." to which the kid responds, "Holy shit! A talking chicken!"
There's another along the same line...
Awoman tells her son to go out back and slaughter a chicken for dinner. As the kid is heading out a chicken runs in and says "Please don't eat me." to which the kid responds, "Holy shit! A talking chicken!"
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Soilwork
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Doesn't change the fact that some people are capable of ruining anything.
douseiai
hangin around
4 children in california were suspended this week for pointing their fingers like guns while playing "cops and robbers".... the 2 playing cops however were suspended with pay
CaptainJohn
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Are you saying that because you are muslem?081581 said:
douseiai
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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring,
and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.