A mayor who knocks over a city councillor, causing a swollen lip.
A mayor who makes mocking guzzling-and-driving gestures, aimed at a colleague who had his licence suspended for three days — but was never charged.
A mayor who wades into the public gallery at city council, allegedly in support of his foe-swamped brother, triggering a near-melee.
A mayor who apparently directs someone from his staff, wearing a security lanyard around his neck, to record the extraordinary events, turning his cellphone video on citizens. Big Brothers are watching you.
A mayor who grins maniacally and chortles and guffaws and blows sarcastic kisses and does stretching exercises on the sidelines while council tries to debate a motion of unprecedented seriousness.
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A mayor who has lost all moral — if not legal — authority to lead: Unwanted at the Santa Claus parade, unwanted at the Toronto Argonauts playoff game, unwanted in the vicinity of schoolchildren visiting city hall (a program now suspended) and unwanted by a majority of council at the helm of the city in anything other than statutory name.
A mayor who, his appallingly belligerent brother suggested by way of a defeated motion, should stand for an exceptional interim chief-magistrate election.
A day in the life of Mayor Rob Ford, oh my.