Not for the faint of heart or easily offended...

[kallipolis]

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Welsh Lamb?

A customer who had ordered some Welsh lamb from her butcher, suspected that the meat she had been given was not the genuine article.

"Are you sure this is real Welsh lamb?" she demanded, angrily.

"Well, Mrs. Jenkins," confessed the butcher,

"That lamb was really born in New Zealand, but I can assure you it had Welsh parents."

 

[HOT4MEN]

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I am going to text some of these to some ppl.

 

[frankfrank]

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^, ^^, ^^^, ^^^^, et. al.:

ALL of you are so going to hell.

Can I join you?

 

[blackbeltninja]

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A new conspiracy theory on what REALLY happened:

 

[HOT4MEN]

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Q: What do you call a fat Chinaman?
A: a Chunk


Q: How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Seven. One to change the bulb, and six to to shriek, "Faaaaabulous!"


Q: How did Helen Keller meet her husband?
A: It was a blind date.


Q: How did the Nazis round of the Jews?
A: They rolled a Quarter down the street.


Q: What do you call a Black man in a three piece suit?
A: Will the Defendant please rise.

 

[broadwayboi]

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A friend told me these 2 jokes last night:

2 gay guys walk into a hotel to check in, and one of them has a midget underneath his arm. One gay guy says to the other "Want another hit off this butt before I throw it out?"




Barack Obama dies and goes to heaven. He's greeted by St. Peter who asks his name and why he should enter heaven. "Well, I'm Barack Obama, and I'm the first black president of the United States." St. Peter looks up "Really? When did that happen?" Obama replies "17 seconds ago."




(I swear, even though I'm not voting for him, I would never want Obama dead...just thought it was too funny to pass up.)

 

[ozguy]

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Q Why did Helen Keller only ever masturbate using one hand?

Ans So she could moan with the other.

 

[floorrunner]

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?
Her dog is blind too.

 

[HOT4MEN]

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Q: How do you tell a Welsh stag party?
A: A sheep jumps out of the cake.


Q: How do crabs leave the hospital?
A: On crotches.


Q: What is yellow and sleeps alone?
A: Yoko Ono.l

 

[Willie Boy]

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cot death -->
sudden infant death syndrome
<syndrome> May affect infants of any age, but some risk factors have been identified: term infants who have had a life-threatening period of apnoea (not breathing), premature infants of low birth weight, siblings of infants who have succumbed to sudden infant death syndrome and infants of substance abusing mothers.

Peak age is at 2.5 months and 4 months, but can range from 1 month to 1 year. High risk infants should have home monitoring done. It is recommended that the less than 4 month old infant should sleep on their back.

Synonym: cot death syndrome.

Incidence: 2 per 1,000 live births.

Acronym: SIDS

(27 Sep 1997)

Just incase anyone was wondering.

SIDS
AIDS
Only one letter difference and they are side by side. Imagine typing a letter to a relative about your child dying and having that kinda typo.

 

[nsguy2]

How do you catch a unique rabbit?



Unique up on it.

 

[blackbeltninja]

^That is a terrible joke. I've killed men for less. Just saying

-d-

 

[nsguy2]

^That is a terrible joke. I've killed men for less. Just saying

-d-

Yeah, it's a groaner alright