Re: Not for the faint of heart or easily offended.
An Aussie was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe, when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him, snapped his gum and said, "Do you Australian folk eat the whole bread?"
The Aussie frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast, and replied, "Of course."
The American blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In the States we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them, transform them into croissants, and sell them to Australia."
The American had a smirk on his face. The Aussie listened in silence.
The American persisted. "D'ya eat jam with the bread?"
Sighing, the Aussie replied, "Of course."
Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, "We don't. In the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and left-overs in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell it to Australia."
The Aussie then asked, "Do you have sex in the States?"
The American smiled and said, "Why, of course we do."
The Aussie leaned closer to him and asked, "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
"We throw them away, of course." replied the American.
Now it was the Aussie's turn to smile. "We don't. In Australia, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to the United States. That's why it's called Wrigley's."
