One random fact about your poo.

[Triple G]

Haven't pooed yet this morning.

 

[Triple G]

Aaaah, just had my first poo for the morning. It felt gooood.

 

[Triple G]

I came, I saw, I pooed.

 

[Willie Boy]

When I pooed earlier my partner wanted to sit in my lap, so I let him. Then when I was done and wiped I tried to flush, but my partner took a dip in the porcelain jacuzzi. Talk about getting shitfaced!

 

[Willie Boy]

Purgatory doesn't exist. You must have been dreaming.

 

[Willie Boy]

You got something to add Charlie Brown?

 

[Triple G]

I have a rare evening poo. And Willie, you are disgusting.

 

[Willie Boy]

 

[Willie Boy]

That ain't poo, its goo.

 

[Triple G]

^ Poo on you. I just had my first poo for today.

 

[Willie Boy]

You blew your poo in the loo? Is your face smeared with goo from your poo?

 

[Triple G]

Blew, poo, goo, loo, who?

 

[Willie Boy]

Your office is ready for you:

 

[mbamike]

My poo has been sent to the lab.

 

[Willie Boy]

Yu Hung Pu

 

[Willie Boy]

Yu Et Pu

 

[dynk]

490 posts in this God forsaken thread and I have yet to see a true definition of:


a Poo-Poo platter.

 

[Triple G]

Only a small poo this morning.

(Note to Willie: I scaned this from a typed sheet and Windows made some errors, so do not get all excited if you thins I made a typo because it wasn't me)

Poopie List
Ghost Poopie; The kind where you feel the poopie come out,
but there is no poopie in the toilet.
Clean Pooplei The hind where you poopie it out, see it in
the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Wet Poopie: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and
it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper
between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them
with a stain.
Second Wave Poopie: This happens when you're done poopie-
ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees and you
realize that you have to poopie some more.
pop-A-Vein-ln-Your-Forehead Poopie: The kind where you
strain so much to get it out, y(?u practically have a stroke.
Lincoln Log Pooplei The kind of poopie that is so huge
you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little
pieces with the toilet brush.
Gassey Poopie: It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is
giggling.
Drinker Poopie: The kind of poopie you have after a long
night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid
marks on the bottom of the toilet.
Corn Poopie: (Self Explanatory)
Gee-l-Wish-l-Could-Poopie Poopie: The kind where you want
to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few
times.
Spinal Tap Poopie: That's where it hurts so badly coming
out you'd swear it was leaving sideways.
Wet Cheeks Poopie: (The Power Dump) The kind that comes out
of your butt so fast your butt cheeks get splashed with
water.
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Liquid Poopie: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots
out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
Mexican Poopie i It smells so bad your nose burns.
Upper Class Poopie'. This kind of poopie doesn't smell.
The Surprise Poopie: You're not even at the toilet because
you are sure you are about to fart, but oops...a poopie.
The Dangling Poopie: This poopie refuses to drop into the
toilet, even tho' you know you are done poopie-ing it. You
just hope a shake or two will cut it loose.

 

[Triple G]

Had my second poo. It was large and smelly.

 

[Willie Boy]

Only a small poo this morning.

(Note to Willie: I scaned this from a typed sheet and Windows made some errors, so do not get all excited if you thins I made a typo because it wasn't me)

Do you really thins you didn't make that typo?



BTW, interesting poost.