Paris Hilton Headlines You'd Like To See

[MadeUpName27]

You guys are AWFUL and should be ashamed of yourselves.

Before wishing so much pain on Paris Hilton please remember that ANY AND ALL of her fans need to also die a slow and painful death.

I'm so ashamed...


Please forgive me...



Paris Hilton Causes Cancer!
Film at 11.

 

[Soilwork]

I seem to be the only one here who feels sorry for her and wishes her well.

No, there's a bunch of her "fans" in the entertainment forum. I make fun of them often.

I heard that during the premiere of House of Wax in New York, the audience erupted in a standing ovation when Paris's character was killed. That's just mean, that is.

Well, I too would have clapped.

Her "career" is pretty much proof that modern Culture is dead.

 

[D-Base]

Hilton Hotel in Paris opens doors after a big renovation

Why would I wanna hear any headlines about the other one...

 

[dcmorgan]

"Paris Hilton pays $20 million for space journey - shuttle lost."

 

[sparky95]

"Paris Hilton Eats Square Meal, Doubles Bodyweight."

 

[douseiai]

"Paris Hiltin Autopsy Reports IN!!! at least 6 new STD's discovered with 42 still unknown microorganisms tbd!"

 

[CaptainJohn]

Paris Hilton Falls in Active Volcano
Last Words - 'That's Hot'

 

[evilest]

Paris Hilton Falls in Active Volcano
Last Words - 'That's Hot'

So awful. I love it.

 

[herenthere]

paris Hilton Marries Michael Jackson....

 

[MCsNo1Fn]

"Paris Hilton bombs all the haters. Death Toll: 80,360"

 

[evilest]

"Paris Hilton bombs all the haters. Death Toll: 80,360"

'Hater count' found to be much higher than expected. Millions arm themselves against the peroxide menace.

 

[pjlikesporn]

Paris Hilton Weds
Kim Jong Il:
North Korean Dictator Dismantles
Nuclear Arms Program and Steps Down
in Favor of Free Elections and the Simple Life​

 

[yvrpalms]

Paris Hilton Disappears Without a Trace. No seach parties planned.

 

[BudinShorts]

Paris Hilton Beats Condalisa Rice in US Presidential Elections


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YES I'm a very sick minded guy........for having either of them in the running!


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[MCsNo1Fn]

PARIS for President. Oh dear Jesus. I love the girl but HELL THE FUCK NAW lol Bush is bad enough

 

[CaptainJohn]

Paris Hilton Undergoes Exploratory Brain Surgery
Surgeons Still Exploring, Nothing Found Yet




Paris Hilton Dies From Allergic Reaction To Tobasco Sauce
Last Words - "That's Hot"

 

[Dobson73]

Paris Hilton Disappears Without a Trace. No seach parties planned.

Brilliant!

 

[Green_Man_007]

"President Hilton Changes National Motto to 'That's Hot'"

 

[innocentbychoice]

A gigantic ape takes Paris Hilton as hostage and flies her to the Trump Tower. Police squads were worried of the menace that eating her would represent to the animal but were more worried of her presence in the world, so they let it do it.
In other news, a starving ape ate Donal Trump after vomiting some sort of yellow broomstick.

 

[-live-]

'Paris Hilton Appreciated'

Simple Life is good!

House Of Wax is good!

Her album is quite good!

Should be ashamed of yourselves wishing her harm tut tut