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[TX-Beau]

 

[rareboy]

^^No. Why women would rather meet up with a bear in the woods than a man.

 

[gsdx]

What part of his mind thinks that is an attractive colour? He looks diseased.

 

[TX-Beau]

What part of his mind thinks that is an attractive colour? He looks diseased.

Take off the orange, and you are left with a pasty, pale corpse. It's not a better look, though you'd think he could find a bronzer not quite so clownish.

 

[KaraBulut]

Take off the orange, and you are left with a pasty, pale corpse. It's not a better look, though you'd think he could find a bronzer not quite so clownish.

Several people have speculated:

 

[smokeshadow]

^^OH! Don't ruin my memories of actor Al Lewis

 

[Alistair]

 

[Alistair]

 

[Kulindahr]

 

[KaraBulut]

Leviticus 26 (KJV)
7 And ye shall chase your enemies, and they shall fall before you by the sword.
8 And five of you shall chase an hundred, and an hundred of you shall put ten thousand to flight: and your enemies shall fall before you by the sword.

Samuel 15:3 (KJV)
3 Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass.

Deuteronomy 9 (KJV)
3 Understand therefore this day, that the Lord thy God is he which goeth over before thee; as a consuming fire he shall destroy them, and he shall bring them down before thy face: so shalt thou drive them out, and destroy them quickly, as the Lord hath said unto thee.
4 Speak not thou in thine heart, after that the Lord thy God hath cast them out from before thee, saying, For my righteousness the Lord hath brought me in to possess this land: but for the wickedness of these nations the Lord doth drive them out from before thee.

 

[Alistair]

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Who’s saying it to who?

 

[KaraBulut]

Who’s saying it to who?

It's kinda the same book.

 

[Rickrock]

The Christian with the Bible is saying it to the Muslem with the Koran.

KaraBulut, I believe what you quoted is from the Old Testament and not the New Testament. There is a difference in their message.

 

[Kulindahr]

Leviticus 26 (KJV)
7 And ye shall chase your enemies, and they shall fall before you by the sword.
8 And five of you shall chase an hundred, and an hundred of you shall put ten thousand to flight: and your enemies shall fall before you by the sword.

Samuel 15:3 (KJV)
3 Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass.

Deuteronomy 9 (KJV)
3 Understand therefore this day, that the Lord thy God is he which goeth over before thee; as a consuming fire he shall destroy them, and he shall bring them down before thy face: so shalt thou drive them out, and destroy them quickly, as the Lord hath said unto thee.
4 Speak not thou in thine heart, after that the Lord thy God hath cast them out from before thee, saying, For my righteousness the Lord hath brought me in to possess this land: but for the wickedness of these nations the Lord doth drive them out from before thee.

We don't live in an ancient monarchy any longer.

Besides which, every single nation the Israelites were told to destroy had one thing in common: descent from the Nephilim/Anakim, the unnatural offspring between humans and rebellious archangels -- think of them as uber-Nazis of the ancient world. They're not around any longer, either.

And in Acts 15, the entire Old Testament law got reduced to four items.

 

[Kulindahr]

It's kinda the same book.

The third chapter in a mystery novel is in the same book as the last chapter, but that doesn't make the hypotheses of the third chapter equal to the solution in the final.

 

[Kulindahr]

 

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[rareboy]

 

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[rareboy]