Scally/Chav Lads

[Sniffademskidz]

"Are you sure your mum's out Robbie!?"

"Sure Mr.Jones but I'm 18 now so don't need an adult presence for safeguarding!

Why did we need to come to my bedroom to do an English lesson!?"

"Well Robbie I'm going to tell you how some English words and expressions have different meanings!

Have you heard of the word "Tongue Twister?"

"No Sir!"

"Well a tongue Twister is an expression of words all starting with the same letter which is very difficult to say !

For example:

"Peter Piper picked a peck.of pickled pepper!

Now I want you to try and say that but I'm going to make it more difficult by sticking my cock in.your mouth!

The second meaning of tongue twister is when a man.pulls down a boy's pants and rams his tongue up the boy's shitter just like a corkscrew, getting into every crevice and giving that boy the best and deepest clean it's ever had!?

Are you ready to try it out!?"

"Sure Mr.Jones, whatever it takes to get me an A in English!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Excuse me mate but have you recently lost a shoe!?"

"Strange question but yeah in fact I lost one last night! I was dancing with this geezer, I looked at me watch and it was midnight!

The taxi driver told me that I would have to be outside by midnight or the taxi would turn into a pumpkin!"

"Sounds like a fairy story!"

"Yeah! So I legged it out and lost a shoe on the way!"

"Is this the shoe!?"

"That's the one mate! You're the geezer intchya!?

"Will you marry me!?"

"Cos I will mate!"

"Sounds like a fairy story dunnit?"

"Yeah but after all we are a couple of fucking fairies or at least we will be once we get under the covers!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Room for one inside!"

".....and the rest!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"I do feel a bit guilty for making him look for something that I chucked away two weeks ago but the last time I saw anything as beautiful as this was when the sun rose over the Pyramids in Egypt!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"You're a bit late tonight sweetheart!"

"I know! There was a diversion and the satnav was playing up but at least I won't need a satnav to sniff my way up your fucking arse!

If they put you in a line-up and blindfolded me I'd still be able to pick you out just from the smell of your shitter!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Well normally they smell of mild cheddar but tonight it's more like fucking gorgonzola!

When was the last time you changed these socks you dirty cunt!?"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Black men are famous for their massive great todgers but it's all about arse for me!

I'm gonna board you at Cape Town and I ain't gonna withdraw till I reach fucking Morocco!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"For God's sake cheer up!

This geezer's really important! Government minister in a top notch Arab country who.has a liking for pale young men!

Remember the old Islamic proverb:

"A woman for duty, a boy for pleasure but a melon for ecstasy!"

You look as if you've just eaten a bag full of lemons!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"OK lads just to let you know the drill!

All match-worn socks and underpants on match days and after training need to go in this polythene bag! Please have name tags sewn into your underwear!

As you are all new to the academy team we just need to analyse your stains to make sure that nothing untoward is going on and that you are perfectly healthy specimens of manhood!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

:Not quite sure whether you need a white stick or a straitjacket!

You've just passed up the chance to finger, sniff ,rim and fuck a lycra legend!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"I've been looking for you all over the place! Where the fuck have you been!?"

"Keep yer hair on! I've just been for a spin!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Dear Mr.Booty

Thank you for your application for the position of Maintenance Man with our company together with the video we asked you to provide!

You may have thought it a strange request to have a video of you face down on the bed in your undwear but the remit of this position is so much wider than the job title suggests!

You will be required to service not only the machinery but also the cocks of the ground staff and admin staff!

We like what we have seen so we would like to invite you in for an interview next week.

You might care to bring a spare pair of underpants with you as the interview will be very hands on and could get rather messy!

We look forward to shagging you.....I mean meeting you next Tbursday at 9am if you can make it.

Yours sincerely

Luke Lickhimtoorgasm ( Senior Manager)

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"I always like to gauge the atmosphere in a house before I take on a decorating job and that's why I asked to cum round and see you!

You see my little mancunt is very sensitive to bad atmospheres and we work as a team!

While I'm splashing away with me brushes I need to know that my arse is gonna get plenty of TLC!

He likes to be patted several times a day and I even find that a finger or a nose wedged up my crack spurs me on in my work!

If you can screw me at the end of each day I'll give you a 10% discount!

How does that sound mate!?"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

18 year old WILYU FUCKMAPUSI just arrived in a lorry from Romania!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Can't believe the dentist asked me to leave!"

"Well Sir when he asked you to.open wide you pulled down your shorts and pants and opened your legs!"

"Well I'm a rentboy in I!? Force of habit innit!?"

"I don't think it helped when he said to you:

"You have a big hole that needs filling!" and you said:

".....and I bet you're up for that you dirty cunt!"

"He did however ask me to give you his private phone number so that you can cum to some sort of arrangement later today!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you are unfamiliar with "HUNG YOUNG BRIT" then it is well worth a visit!

You will be privileged to meet George, Joshy Boy, Mikey Boi and sweet little Joey who is having his arse ploughed up against the kitchen door!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This beautiful boy so deserved to have his virginity taken by a loving spouse on.his wedding night but instead it was taken by a border guard as the price for allowing the lorry driver to cross the Romanian border illegally!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Don't delay! Sponsor a College boy today!"

-If you sign up by tomorrow you will get a 10% discount on the first year's subscription !

- Enjoy the satisfaction of knowing that your money has helped to send these boys from deprived backgrounds through College.

- you will get regulat reports of their academic progress plus a free delivery of their dirty socks and underpants once a week!

- if you would like the "meet greet and fuck" option please press the red button now!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"I've been cumming to this gym for the past year abd that fucker's been flashing his sweaty arse at me every Friday night!

Can't stand any more and I don't care who's watching! Gonna stick my nose in that sweaty, funky crack then I'm.gonna rip his sweatpants apart at the seams and shag the bastard on the treadmill!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Competition is so STIFF in the used car trade that I am prepared to go to any ENDS to boost sales!