Scally/Chav Lads

[Sniffademskidz]

"Hello Mr.Farquarson "

"Hello Noah! Go right on into the lounge! Your study buddy Sam is already here!

Now boys one area of the A level biology syllabus focuses on smells and today we are going to carry out a comparative study of smells from different parts of the body and record our findings!

We will be focusing on the odours produced by the feet, the armpits, the groin, the head of the penis and my own area of specialism the anus!

Now Sam if you'd just like to run your nose up and down Noah's pits I can be analysing the smell of your arsecrack!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Nice tits mate! You could give my bitch a run for her money with those babies!

I need to give them a good sucking! My car's parked just round the corner!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"If you wanna see my cock it'll cost you a fiver to take my hat off!"

"Sorry mate! In the words of that famous film "Nine and half weeks"

"You can leave yer hat on!"

It's yer smelly arsehole I want!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Could never understand why you took up wrestling Hayden!"

Well basically so I could face opponents like this ugly bastard and then facesit them!

It means that I get to slide my nose up and down his smelly shitter in the name of sport with the audience applauding and never suspecting my ulterior motive!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Are you the tutor for this course!?"

"Yes Sir!"

"You're fucking fit intya!?"

"Could I please ask you to refrain from making inappropriate and politically incorrect comments please I would like to maintain a professional tone during this session!"

Now if you could all mount your bicycles please!"

"There's only one problem mate!"

"What's that Sir!?"

"Thirty bikes but thirty one people on the course! Never mind though- you can be my bike! I'll mount YOU and clock up a few miles!
You got a boyfriend!?"

"No Sir!"


"Well you 'ave now!Give us ya phone number!"

"Well I shouldn't really Sir but how can I resist such a filthy fuck!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Can I have my socks back mate!?"

"They smelt really good!

If you can sprint over to that group of trees, pull your trackie bottoms down and prove to me that your pants smell just as good you can have them back!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Hey coach these are my lucky underpants that I wear to every athletics' meet!

( Meet indeed but I'm spelling that word a different way! Phwoar!)

"Well let's hope that you wash them between competitions!"

"Oh my girlfriend sees to all that!"

( Lucky bitch! Mind you I'll be the lucky one later today 'cos when he steps out of those sweat-soaked little babies in the changing room at the end of the meet and heads for the showers I'll be there to pick them up and pray for three nice brown stripes on.the seat so that I can beat my meat while I smell his shit!)

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"You are such a naughty boy! Not content to see my beautiful face you're asking me to drop my shorts and pants and get my pucker to wink at you and we haven't even been on a first date!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"OMG those smelly feet and that smelly arse!

If this is a taste of Heaven on earth I need to get on the fast track route to the Pearly Gates!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Oh my goodness Sir you didn't even tell me whether you wanted chocolate sprinkles on your ice cream!"

"Look sunshine the only chocolate sprinkles that I'm interested in are the ones clinging to your pink pucker!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The caption for this video should be PATIENCE because while the guy in front is trying to play it the guy on the couch is gradually losing it!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Gives new meaning to the expression POLE DANCING!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"No mate I'm not the owner! I'm.just the handyman! I see to everything on the estste and the owner is abroad a lot on business so I service his wife's pussy when he's not here!

The son is at some posh boarding school.He's only just 18 but he's a filthy fucker! When he came back from school for the summer holidays, he got out of the taxi and marched straight up to me! I went to shake his hand but he just turned me round, pushed me up against the wall, yanked my trackie bottoms and pants down and stuck his cock up my shitter!

" A few cobwebs across your arse since I last visited Darren but I can assure you there won't be any for the next six weeks!"

He shot his load into my pucker and the residue dripped out of my hole and down the back of my legs !

"I'd better go in and see the old girl I suppose but you can bring in my bags when you have quite composed yourself!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"I told my bitch to put cheese in.my sarnies and she's given me fucking tuna again!"

"Not to worry mate! If it's cheese yer after I can offer you some mild cheddar, Tyler can offer gorgonzola and Jake can provide that squirty cream cheese wot come out of a tube!......See it.....say it....sorted!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"From a philosophical point of view have you ever considered that cocks are like buses!?

You wait half an hour for one and then three cum all at once!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"What do you think of that 19 year old Yankee lad Noah Allen!?"

"Never seen a fitter pink shitter on a fucking footballer!"

"Now try saying that with his cock in yer mouth!"

"Sod the poetical tongue twisters! Let's just kidnap him and take turns on him in the back of our white van!"

"Not sure about fifty shades of grey but there'll be three shades of British cream!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You've heard of a 21 gun salute !

Well this is a 21 BUN salute! Well almost!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Another very good reason for having CCTV cameras in car parks!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"If you insist on.parking in my entrance I'm afraid I'm going to have to return the favour so I'm.now going to let you have both barrels and I'm.not talking about the .22 rifle currently trained on your arse!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"You've worked so hard ploughing my furrows all day long that it's only right that I should plough yours so follow me into that barn over there and I'll make sure they're filled with the best quality seed!"