Scally/Chav Lads

[Sniffademskidz]

"What's the name of that little black disc they are sending round the ice!?"

"It's called a puck which rhymes with fuck and suck which is my Christmas present to you Buck so drop your jeans and Calvins cos you're in luck!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The chap running this Nightshelter thought all his Christmases had cum at once when this little baby booked in for the festive season!

He's volunteered to do laundry duty over the next week!

Twunks with smelly feet and arseholes cumming to a Nightshelter near you!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

It's very topical to talk about the Holy Trinity during this blessed season.....slightly less topical to talk about the SMELLY Trinity exemplified by these three dirty little chavs!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

It is gratifying to see that manners are not dead among the younger generation as this young man opens the door wide for his friend!

One is given to wondering what else he might be prepared to open wide to embody a spirit of altruism this Yuletide!

 

[QuantumBoy]

If I were working at the Job Centre I'd certainly enrol this little baby on the course entitled

How to tickle the ears of yiur employer with yiur feet while he's 69ing you!"

Smelly feet, smelly arse....this boy is literally smoking!!!!!!

This guy is fucking perfect, I can almost smell the stink of his socks.

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This young Italian stud was working at the cafe in the college bar when he heard that the Art teacher had forgotten ti bring the still life fruit bowl for the Art class!

Being ambitious and keen to be recognised he shoots up to the Art department and offers himself in place of the fruit bowl!

Somewhat taken aback by this offer the Art teacher is persuaded by Giacomo's plea in broken English

"I have big banana, two ripe plums and a pair of juicy melons!"

The teacher's cock began to twitch in his pants at the thought of this gorgeous Italian stud in all his naked Latin glory before his Art class!

Regrettably the whole thing was a fiasco!

It was a still life Art class but the model simply couldn't keep still and it was none of his fault!

The problem you see was that he was so totally irresistible up on that dais that a couple of the male students decided that this was likely to be their only chance of a good screw this Christmas so they jumped up onto the dais and shagged the little bugger senseless!

Impossible for him to keep still in such circumstances so it was back to the cafe to put his own brand of froth on the cappuccinos!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I used to hate Biology at school till we got this hunky new stud of a teacher who subscribed to the practical mode of teaching!

Not for him the dusty textbook!

This week we studied the composition of the human foot and had to revise the bones for a test after Christmas!

He whipped off his trainers and allowed us to examine his socked feet!

He'd just been teaching a PE lesson so boy dud those babies stink!

He then invited horny little twink Carl to show us his feet by way of a comparison between a boy and a man!

After Christmas we will be looking at gluteals....quite literally!

I might pop round to the teacher's house over the Christmas holidays so that I can get a head start and plenty of head too!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Most people who do speed dating are really up for a quick fuck without having to pay for a rent boy but it is so tedious having to convince somebody of your worth in five minutes flat!

This young black guy clearly had the right idea!

He just got up in the middle of one of those tedious sessions, pulled down his trackie bottoms and exposed his beautiful black arse encased in his tighty whities !

He then whipped off his undies and invited everyone to jot down their phone numbers on his smelly Calvins!

The moral of the story is that life today is too full of extraneous crap!

You see a lovely guy and you want to shag him.......who cares whether you can deliver a literary appreciation of the works of Lord Byrin!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Is that the new guy!?"

"Yep it's his first day! Arrived last week in a lorry from Romania! Very little English!

He's got to cement those dodgy tiles back into place!"

"Can't wait till breaktime!

I'll give him some quick setting cement he wasn't expecting......guaranteed to glue those Romanian buns together!!!!!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

It may be the shortest day of the year in the northern hemisphere today but we're all thinking about the guys with the longest cocks! Lol!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I came out of the bank yesterday and this little baby was walking down the street in front of me!

I had several things to do but decided that it would be more fun just to follow him and see where the journey led!

He had a lovely tight arse and he could feel my eyes burning into it as every so often he would turn round and look me in the eye!

At the end of a long street he turned into a quiet alley and I followed him down it!

He stopped and turned:

"Are you following me mate!?" He asked!

"Just following the smell of your arse!" I replied!

A playful smile formed about his lips which was my cue to slip my hands round his waist and yank down his grey trackie bottoms!

I whipped off his Calvins which didn't disappoint! Three fucking great brown stripes on the seat of those babies!

I pushed him down onto a pile of empty cardboard boxes and wore his tighty whities like a balaclava helmet inhaling the smell of his arse while I 69d him with his ankles resting on my shoulders!

I emptied the contents of my bollocks up his shitter, stuffed his smelly undies in one pocket , whipped off his socks and stuffed them into the other pocket!

I looked down, gave him a wink and said:

T"ill the next time then!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I"'m not taken in by all this bollocks!

As my counsellor you are trying to persuade me that it is therapeutic for me to sit cross-legged on a table while you're sniffing my socks!

You'll be asking to ssniff my underpants next as part of the treatment!"

"How did you guess!? You are obviously a very perceptive young man!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"It was really kind of you to offer our class extra lessons at your house before the exam Sir!

Am I the first one here!?"

"You are the only one tonight Jaden as the others texted me to say that the drama teacher had called an emergency extra rehearsal for the school play!"

"Oh well! It means that I get a 1 to 1 crammimg session with you and the subject of this lesson is:

"How to cram a large object into a space that is too small for it!

Didn't realise this was part of the Maths syllabus!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you have ever had the experience of being
a guest at an important dinner you will know what it is like suddenly to find yourself flanked on either side by two of the hunkiest wine waiters imaginable mouthing the words "red or white Sir!?" with a broad grin! on their faces!

Now by way of variation on a theme why can't they whip off their shoes exposing their socked feet and utter the magic words "black or white" thereby inviting you to a ritual sniffing of their malodorous ( hopefully!) little tootsies!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Just back from a rehearsal of the Nurcracker suite at the Royal Ballet Jake had been complimented on his ample buns which could be guaranteed to crack walnuts!

The other members of the cast bent him over at the end of rehearsal and used his arse to open bottles when somebody mislaid the bottle opener!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When I was at school my stepdad used to let me lick the bowl when he made a cake but in return he expected to lick my hole!

Now that I have a boyfriend who's a chef he still let's me lick the bowl but in return he expects to lick my hole!

Same shit, different cook!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"What the f**k are the chances of losing both contact lenses when you're sitting on the bog!?"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Rudolph the red-nosed rimmer had a very shitty nose.......!"

 

[QuantumBoy]

"Rudolph the red-nosed rimmer had a very shitty nose.......!"

I need this like right this fucking now.

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I need this like right this fucking now.

"Ah but the question is:

"Do you wish to be the rimmed or the rimmer!?"