Scally/Chav Lads

[Sniffademskidz]

"Cut the crap mate and show us yer shitter!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

All we need now is for Adrian and Dave from "Breeder Fuckers" to pitch up in their white van and the rest, as they say, is history!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You haven't had your rocks off for days and your pendulous bollocks are almost dragglng on the ground they're so full of cum!

This cheeky little gobshite is giving you grief!

Write an incident report and take him in!? No fucking way!

Just turn the little bitch round, push him up against the wall, rip the seat out of his blue trackie bottoms and send so much of your hot jizz up his shitter that what doesn't shoot out of his mouth will be running down the back of his legs!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Not sure whether I prefer this bastard with or without the beard but i expect his arse tastes just the same!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Rob was an idle waste of space but the neighbours couldn't work out why he was always up at the crack.of dawn to meet the milkman.......until they realized that the new milkman Rajiv was delivering some of his special Indian cream!

Rajiv was certainly up at the crack of Rob!

 

[jcpp7622]

Rob was an idle waste of space but the neighbours couldn't work out why he was always up at the crack.of dawn to meet the milkman.......until they realized that the new milkman Rajiv was delivering some of his special Indian cream!

Rajiv was certainly up at the crack of Rob!

Rob's little show was cut a bit short!

 

[unloadonme]

"Cut the crap mate and show us yer shitter!"

Ah, the lovely Joe Russell!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Stroke of luck mate!

Nice warm summer's evening! Nobody around!

I'll save the price of a room and do you here!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"So your pockets are empty but your bollocks are full!

So if you let me empty your bollocks I can fill your pockets!

It's hardly rocket science mate!"