Scally/Chav Lads

[Sniffademskidz]

"Cut the crap mate and show us yer shitter!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

All we need now is for Adrian and Dave from "Breeder Fuckers" to pitch up in their white van and the rest, as they say, is history!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You haven't had your rocks off for days and your pendulous bollocks are almost dragglng on the ground they're so full of cum!

This cheeky little gobshite is giving you grief!

Write an incident report and take him in!? No fucking way!

Just turn the little bitch round, push him up against the wall, rip the seat out of his blue trackie bottoms and send so much of your hot jizz up his shitter that what doesn't shoot out of his mouth will be running down the back of his legs!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Not sure whether I prefer this bastard with or without the beard but i expect his arse tastes just the same!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Rob was an idle waste of space but the neighbours couldn't work out why he was always up at the crack.of dawn to meet the milkman.......until they realized that the new milkman Rajiv was delivering some of his special Indian cream!

Rajiv was certainly up at the crack of Rob!

 

[jcpp7622]

Rob was an idle waste of space but the neighbours couldn't work out why he was always up at the crack.of dawn to meet the milkman.......until they realized that the new milkman Rajiv was delivering some of his special Indian cream!

Rajiv was certainly up at the crack of Rob!

Rob's little show was cut a bit short!

 

[unloadonme]

"Cut the crap mate and show us yer shitter!"

Ah, the lovely Joe Russell!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Stroke of luck mate!

Nice warm summer's evening! Nobody around!

I'll save the price of a room and do you here!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"So your pockets are empty but your bollocks are full!

So if you let me empty your bollocks I can fill your pockets!

It's hardly rocket science mate!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Hey baby boy you've got "Est 2000" tattooed on your chest!

Is that the year you THINK you were born or the number of cocks you THINK you've taken up that pretty little shitter of yours!?"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"When you want to wine and dine your new boyfriend but you've spent your Universal Credit so it's going to have to be another shag on the car bonnet!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Let's see who cums first- me or the bus!!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-What do you mean by bringing this man into my court in a state of undress!?

-Sorry my Lord but we had to conduct a cavity search on the defendant for suspicious substances!

-And did you find any!?

-Just a large quantity of semen!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Would love to rip the seat out of those trackie bottoms and then 69 him up against the wall!"

 

[unloadonme]

A few more Joe Russell photos:

 

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[Sniffademskidz]

"You've waited so long for a filthy dirty little chav like this to treat you like a sub and wave his smelly feet in your face!

Now all you need is for him to grind his smellly shitter in your face!

All good things cum to he who waits!"