TickTockMan
"Repent, Harlequin!"
How do you just come up with something like that on the spot?
Maybe he really does shrink people to a few inches in height and keep them in jars so he could experiment on them.

Or maybe he just has talent.


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How do you just come up with something like that on the spot?



A guy who wanted to wrestle with me naked in a kiddie pool (in his apartment). It was full of some kind of plaster that didn't harden. I went along with it, but didn't really enjoy it. Too cold!


Looking at your picture I think it would be kinda cute to hear you talk about that.
When he called did you like, laugh at him? How do you just come up with something like that on the spot?
Maybe he really does shrink people to a few inches in height and keep them in jars so he could experiment on them.
Or maybe he just has talent.![]()
Don't give away all my secrets.A guy once asked me to shit on a plate so he could then eat it.
With or without ketchup? 
I'm imagining it will be; "So, wanna have sex?"

He actually told me he was gonna mix it in his burrito. No lie.


You're SUCH a dumbass. I told you already, if you'd just come up to Canada then I could help you with that!![]()
I've done just about everything asked for here and a lot more, too.



