Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

Zac Fisher of the AFL the original sex on legs!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You got your cum face on already mate!? Blimey yer cock's hardly brushed my crack! Yer not a great stayer are you mate!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Don't worry I'll take care of you and if the condom does split I promise I'll marry you!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I must be mad to be taking part in this PUSSY POKATHON but it's all for charity!

I wonder who's cumming in first! If it's that black number 10 he'll spilt me in two!����

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The big question is

Does Mr.Beckham look more shaggable as the bald headed chav offering us his smelly white socks and pungent EastEnd arsecrack or the young blonde Adonis in red socks waiting for one of his teammates to sniff their way in!!

The jury is still out!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Don't blame you for wearing that mask mate! It's f**king rank down there!

My horny bitch was keen to rim my arse this morning but she won't be quite so quick to get her tongue in there again!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Thought you quite fancied me! Didn't realize I'd have to resort to caveman techniques to service that pucker!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Loving your lockdown hair Todd!

It'll give me something to hold onto after the match when I come to point Percy at the pucker!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

OK chaps I'm happy to give up my place next Saturday so that one of you get a chance to play for the first team although I don't know who they will choose obviously!

Just stick your dirty pants and socks in my rucksack at the end of this training!������

 

[mrsarkast]

You guys missed the best one!

Antoine Griezmann!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Is this a f**king competition or something!?

How many noses can you get in one arsehole at the same time!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

More of the gorgeous Joselu!

When I visited the Spanish Riding School in Jerez he was the only stallion I wanted to ride!

I made sure that I gave him a good rubbing down afterwards but regrettably no sugar lump which is a favourite with our equine friends! He had to make do with some of my home made cream!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

There there baby! Daddy kiss it better!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Tongues and noses only today lads!

No teeth and definitely no ten inch black schlongs! I could hardly walk at the end of the last match!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Look Hector it really isn't rocket science!

Just slip down yer trackie bottoms and pants slide the phone between yer legs press on the camera icon and hey presto! A perfect picture of a perfect arsecrack! A work of art that Picasso would be proud to own up to!

You then attach that to an email to me and it's done!

You can also send it to Picasso if you like but I doubt you will get a response!

I on the other hand will be happy to dignify that photo with a massive load of my hot jizz as if it were sprayed across the real thing!

Love the mask sweetheart! Stay safe,...............except from me!����

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Well boys footy is back on our screens! Personally I hope and pray that scientists soon come up with a device whereby the likes of Theo Walcott Phil Foden Tammy et al bend to take a corner and the smell of unwashed arse can be transmitted directly into our living rooms! SMELLY VISION is what we want!

Also looking forward to getting down to the football ground asap!

Really miss the thirty minutes before kickoff on a Saturday afternoon when players are bending stretching and getting into all sorts of position to show off their arsecracks!

Lots of playful banter and horseplay between players but there is always that point when a player leaves his hand on his best friend's arse cheek just that bit too long after smacking it and in the post goal scoring mayhem when all the players end up in a heap on the ground when one lucky player manages to shove his middle finger up the crack of the goal scorer!

Priceless!��

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Have you gone f**king nose blind or what!?

His arse is here not down there!����

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When I started up my Sniffathon thread a couple of weeks ago I was disappointed at the response!

The Sniffathon is a charitable event aimed at making money by charging people to sniff the arse of their favourite footballer!

Jack Grealish was one of the few players altruistic enough to acceed to my request!

Naturally I had to make sure that his equipment was in full working order before I allowed the general public access to those saintly orbs!

Well the concept of safeguarding is a big part of our lives now!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I am pleased to say that there has been an overwhelming response to the SMELLY VISION experiment and many top ranking players have volunteered for it!

Here you can see players priming their arses to have the USB cable inserted up their rectums so that you and I and millions of other football fans can benefit from all those lovely arse smells that are generated during ninety minutes of Heaven!������!

VIVA EL CULO! As they say in Spain!��

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Regrettably as in everything else there will always be casualties of such experiments!

Here we see Caner Cavlan writhing in agony on the ground!

Apparently the man responsible for tickling this young man's sphincter with the USB cable decided that he had something better to tickle it with! He whipped out his todger and emptied fifty shades of semen into the young lad's arse shouting

How's that for a USB cable!��������