Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

Cesar loves his national dish which is paella but now that he is in England he feels that it is inCUMbent upon him to try the food of the host nation!

Here we see him about to sample the famous British meat and two veg!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Look at that middle picture boys!

Let the Jack Grealish Fuckfest commence!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I think that last one was Tammy Abraham! You'd never forget having that massive black schlong inside you!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

So John Terry you are reputed to have had the wives and girlfriends of every player in the Premier League! Something of a stud we might say!

However we would like to know for the benefit of our viewers whether there is any truth in the rumour that you have become tired of fish and now want to move onto the meat course!

We understand that you like only the tenderest cuts of beef and that is why you are seen in this picture chatting up the young Jack Grealish!

Do you have any comment Sir!?

Yep! Fuck off before I yank your pants down and rodger you on the interview table!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

And this is the photograph AFTER Jack has lost his CHERRY to TERRY!

No post-coital cigarette!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You are so going to get it you little fucker!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I always knew you were a bright boy!

You have learned so quickly what is expected of you after every match!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Well flip over onto your stomach then! I only agreed to shag you on condition that I didn't have to look at that smug face of yours!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Blimey! I knew goalies had to have a long reach but your hand's up my arse and you're not even breathing down my neck!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Emile Smith Rowe up and cumming soccer star!

The cheeks of his face are not a patch on the ones in his shorts so if I ever meet him I will give him a kiss in the French tradition on both cheeks once he has assumed the position naturally!��

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Don't be rotten! Poor Emile! Just cos he came in his pants before he even got his todger out! You can't blame him mate! Most of our teammates want to shag you senseless and the very thought of that can send a trickle down yer leg!Just bad luck but as the erstwhile King of the Scots Robert Bruce once said

If at first you don't succeed try try and try again!

So lie on your back and give the lad another chance!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

How thoughtful of the Football Association to provide bottles of lube for the fans who want to shag the player of their choice after a match!

Brace yerself Mason! There's a big hoodie cumming your way with a massive cock and I don't think he's even gonna bother with that bottle of lube!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

OK Darlow there's no need to snigger! Just cos I can't put one in the net!

I'm pretty good between the sheets as you well know! How many times have I put one in your pucker! I've lost count!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

One two three four.........poke that pussy till it's sore!

Five six seven eight...........oh your face mate! What a state!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

He's got past one hairy brown defender and now another but it could be a bit sticky here! No it's ok! There's light at the end of the tunnel!

The future's bright the future's orange! Well actually from where I'm standing it's more pink!

And the purple head is placed deftly at the back of the sphincter!

What a goal from such a pole!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Calling MAX AARONS of Norwich City!

Hey Max you need to turn your SNIFFNAV on mate!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Nice pair of buns on KIEFFER MOORE which goes some way to explaining why Oliver Twist approached the beadle of the workhouse 200 years ago and said

"P������lease Sir! can I have some MOORE!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Look at that beautiful black mancunt boys!

It belongs to 23 year old Yves Bissouma from the Ivory Coast

Do you remember that song by one of the Beatles " Ebony and Ivory!"

Black on white boys! Black on white as my white jizz shoots between those beautiful black buns!

Look at his lovely face!

Which now reminds me of another song

Cum together right now!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Nottingham Forest boasts some fine young bucks amongst its first team!

Look at 22 year old Ryan Yates on the left! Babies breastfeed from their mothers but if Ryan Yates were my daddy I think I'd have to reject mummy's tits and feed from between those beautiful buns!

On the right we have Nuno da Costa!

If you had to describe him as one of the drinks available from Costa coffee how would you describe him boys!

Answers on a postcard my friends but try not to leave your jizz on them!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Tammy I thought you were a confirmed fish eater!

Now you're telling me that you like meat too!

When are you going to fill my arse with that massive schlong baby!����