Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

EBONY and IVORY!


There was a rather vomit-inducing country and western song from the 2970s entitled

"What happens when two worlds collide!"

Or in this case "what happens when two dicks collide!"

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1970s! Sorry!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

TOMAS BELMONTE!

Bel means beautiful and Monte means mount

So his surname could mean either "beautiful mountain" or "a good ride!"

Look at that lovely big green stain on the seat of his shorts!

If only it were brown!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

BENJAMIN PAVARD!

So you're having your op tomorrow morning then!?

Yes it's NIL BY MOUTH I'm afraid!

Never mind! Still what I had in mind can fit up yer arse just as well!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

JOHN STONES!

That arse just never disappoints! So much better than his face although I guess he must be a caring guy if he has a picture of his Nan and Grandad tattooed on his thigh!��������

 

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DEANDRE YEDLIN!

Another contender for MR.CHIMNEY BRUSH 2021!

 

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26 year old JEFEERSON LERMA of Bournemouth!

I can smell his black hole from 200 miles away!��������

 

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LUAN PERES of Brazil!



Look at that beautiful arse and such a lovely crack!��������

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MATHIAS DE LIGT!

What a rump!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Unfortunately you chaps are just a fraction over the weight limit to go into the first team so we are hoping that removing your arse hair with a razor should just about tip the scales!

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Unfortunately you chaps are just a fraction over the weight limit to go into the first team so we are hoping that removing your arse hair with a razor should just about tip the scales!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

And you two too! Excuse the clumsy phrasing!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I've got a football game in half an hour but my pussy really stinks!

No problem! Just drop your drawers, bend over the sink and I'll give it a good going over with my tongue!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Hey coach why do you want me to wear my jeans like this!! ? I can't walk like this!

Walk!?.............Walk!?

By the time I've finished with you you won't be walking anywhere for a week!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This is JASPRIT BUMRAH!

With a name like that you would expect there to be a plethora of arse pics but regrettably not one!

Sorry boys!

 

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IVAN PROVEDAL!

Looking like that I think it was time he was tangoed!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This is no time to do fucking handstands mate. We are three nil down!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

There is something about a footballer in a bobble hat and grey trackies that gets me cumming buckets!



This is the gorgeous nineteen year old BRYAN GIL!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Hi decent arse pics boys!

However we can let our imaginations soar!

Could that pucker be hairless and closely shaved by his bitch or coated with light downy fluff or something approaching the Amazon jungle!

Are those buns tight as a drum with a sweet little mole strategically placed on one of those cheeks!

Whatever the reality I want his fucking underpants for my next Corona mask!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Hurry up! There's only five minutes before the second half starts and I'm pretty sure we are going to have to come on as substitutes so CUM ON!!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I'm an arse man through and through so it matters not a jot to me that this guy has a miniscule dick!

I wanna get nose deep in his buns!!!!!!!

 

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THOMAS BEATTIE!

34 year old openly gay ex footballer!

Would love to milk dem mammaries!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

How about self-isolating with this young amateur footballer RILEY HOWARD!!!!!!!!!