Sniffing footballers' arses!

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ALAN BROWNE of the Republic of Ireland! Always wanted to see a leprechaun in a football strip and I'd soon strip the little bugger leaving him.just a four leaved clover to cover his modesty!

 

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MARTIN ODEGAARD!

Sometimes a comment simply isn't necessary!

 

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MASON MOUNT and DOMINIK unpronounceable surname!

Two footy players playing footsie! Mmmmm!

 

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Dr.Johnson once said "Whoever is tired of London is tired of life!" whereas I say " whoever is tired of seeing John Stone's arse needs to be in a straitjacket!"

 

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"Sorry John we all know you've got the best pair of buns in the Premier League but are you seriously telling me that you can satisfy your wife with that pathetic little squashed chip!"

 

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Question: What do you call John Stones' arse after a good spanking!?

Answer: Hot cross buns!

Sorry chaps! Vomit-inducingly bad I know but quite topical as we approach the Pascal season!

 

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28 year old SHAUN ATLEY of the AFL!

 

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Yep Shaun baby and that's the size of just ONE of my bollocks! Just imagine the contents of both of those little babies inside your sweet little pucker!

 

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Well get yer fucking nose in there then! What are you waiting for!? You could look a bit happier about it!



More of the same please!

 

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MARCUS RASHFORD looks as if he is away with the fairies and he can have it away with THIS fairy any time he chooses!

If we had a surreptitious sniff of those feet do you think he would notice! A surreptitious sniff of the crotch might be riskier!��������

 

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To be trapped with KEVIN TRAPP is a bit of an oxymoron! It would be no trap at all!

On a spiritual note " slavery to God is but perfect freedom!"

 

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With reference to my last post maybe a little clarification is necessary! Being gay was never my choice as I have longed to enjoy what many other men do! However I have learned to love and espouse my gayness which in psychological terms might be referred to as the "Shadow Self!" God has also given me a rather wicked and dark sense of humour! I have an audience of one which is God or the Top Man as I call him and I am involved in a lot of charity and volunteer work often connected with the church! Any condemnation of me as a person has come from people and NOT God! Judgementalism is very often a characteristic of small-minded individuals who believe that they are justified in the sight of God! Take heart from the Bible story of the tax collector who stood before God beating his breast and saying" I am just a miserable sinner but please accept me the way I am!" Contrast this with the attitude of the priest who said "Thank you Lord that I am not like this miserable tax collector!" Who went away justified ? Answer "the tax collector!"
This message may be censored as being too political but it is not meant to be political! It is simply a message of hope for all you out there who are "suffering" with your sexuality! Do not fear the condemnation.of your fellow man for there is one who transcends all such petty mindedness!
If you have followed my posts to date you will have realised that it is possible to be both spiritual AND physical!
Somebody once said that some people are so obsessed with Heaven that they are no earthly good! Not my case I can assure you! I know that this is rather uncharacteristic of me but I simply felt moved to write this!
Fear ye not! My raunchy posts will continue very much in the Blackadder vein rather than that of Lord and Lady Whiteadder!

 

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Gymnast JAYDON PADDOCK! I am sure we would all like to see him in the stables showing us his stud form!

 

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ADRIAN SEMPER! 23 year old goalkeeper! The Latin word SEMPER means ALWAYS so you can make of that what you will!

 

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Love this angelic picture of BRYAN GIL and PEDRI waiting to be called onto the pitch! They look like sweet little choirboys!

 

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I am very sceptical when I see photos like this and the hand remains in place longer than necessary for a friendly pat on the arse to a mate! Wish more sports and tv personalities had the courage to come out earlier rather than hiding behind a wife and two kids and then twenty years down the line dropping the inevitable bombshell guaranteed to ruin more than one life! Hey ho!

 

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Many women complain about the misery of PMT but have they once stopped to consider the pain and distress that footballers go through on the pitch in the form of distractedness and lack of concentration! Their minds are elsewhere and understandably so because they are suffering from PMP or POST MATCH PUSSY!

Phil Foden and Dominic Calvert-Lewin are prime examples of this!��������

 

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Just calm down DOMINIC! She's there waiting!You won't have long to wait! The ref is about to blow up for full time and then you can go off and get blown yourself!��������

 

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Bryan Gil ,Fabio Vieira and a pair of miscellaneous buns or in Bingo parlance two little ducks twenty two!

 

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In the 1980s there was a tv serial called RUMPOLE OF THE BAILEY starring LEO McKERN about a group of barristers! I always thought the title of the serial was rather unfortunate and I am just waiting for them to bring out a serial based on the arrogant Ronaldo called ARSEHOLE OF THE ALGARVE! Mind you I don't think anyone would complain if they had their nose in close proximity to his pucker!