Sniffing footballers' arses!

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This picture gives new meaning to the expression THE FRENCH OPEN!

Well at least there can be no doubt about the origin of the word SHUTTLECOCK!

 

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Horny 27 year old swimmer MITCH LARKIN from down under!

Imagine waking up to that every morning boys!

"Would you like milk with your coffee or cream Sir!?"

"I'll have cream please and could you sprinkle some chocolate on top too!?"



"I know your favourite stroke is breast stroke Mitch so would you mind stroking mine cos my panties are soaked!"

 

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It's always great to try and decipher logos!

As far as I can see this one says

"LO 2AM"

So can only assume that he is informing the guy behind him whose initials are LO that his arse will be free at 2am!



This one is a clear advertisement for RABOBANK but a debit or credit card wouldn't be sufficient to access this sweet little ATM unless credit and debit cards now cum in the shape of a bulbous purple head!

 

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Looks as if these guys have made their deposits in the red bank and that the account is now full!

 

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The gorgeous 31 year old GUIDO PIZARRO from Argentina!

 

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Has anyone cum across the CMNM website yet in which Adrian and Dave are football managers who do unspeakable things to their players before transferring them to.other teams!
Plenty of sniffing and fingering action there!

 

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BORNA CORIC Croatian tennis player!

Look at the buns on that baby!



No sign of a lady partner among the photos!

 

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Don't think this photo needs much clarification!

 

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Just be careful where you put that weight Dom! Don't want to disappoint your good lady!

 

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It was great to see ALESSANDRO NESTA and FRANCESCO TOTTI make an appearance at the Italy v Turkey match last night!

Now 45 and 44 respectively I spent most of the first decade of this millennium with my nose pressed up against the TV screen each time Nesta bent over! I think the video tape was well worn in certainplaces!



I seem to remember being quite shocked the first time that I saw a picture of Nesta's intended who wouldn't look out of place in the Adams family but then

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder!"

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It was great to see ALESSANDRO NESTA and FRANCESCO TOTTI make an appearance at the Italy v Turkey match last night!

Now 45 and 44 respectively I spent most of the first decade of this millennium with my nose pressed up against the TV screen each time Nesta bent over! I think the video tape was well worn in certainplaces!



I seem to remember being quite shocked the first time that I saw a picture of Nesta's intended who wouldn't look out of place in the Adams family but then

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder!"

 

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EURIAH HOLLARD if the AFL!

Imagine seeing him at the side of the road thumbing a lift!

I'd certainly be "lifting my thumbs" and they would keep on rising till they were caressing his Sphincter!

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EURIAH HOLLARD if the AFL!

Imagine seeing him at the side of the road thumbing a lift!

I'd certainly be "lifting my thumbs" and they would keep on rising till they were caressing his Sphincter!

 

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HAKAN CALHANOGLU of Turkey!

Well he would get a 10 from me( after if given him 1 of course!) ! Those light brown silky legs are so.i voting but I won't stop until I find the "dark" brown of his pucker!

It gives new meaning to the phrase that was on everyone's lips last night!

"What a load of shit Turkey!"

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HAKAN CALHANOGLU of Turkey!

Well he would get a 10 from me( after if given him 1 of course!) ! Those light brown silky legs are so.i voting but I won't stop until I find the "dark" brown of his pucker!

It gives new meaning to the phrase that was on everyone's lips last night!

"What a load of shit Turkey!"

 

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JACOB KOSCHITZE of the AFL!

 

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We have a famous expression in the English language which is

NEVER LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH!

which means that one should never refuse something when it is offered to you on a plate!

I believe that the young man.on the right should be reminded of this and we might even coin a new phrase

"Always sniff an AFL arse when it's thrust in your face!"

 

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LORENZO INSIGNE was one of the goal scorers from last night so I wonder if his teammates showed their appreciation of his efforts later on in the dressing room demonstrating their own goal scoring techniques!

 

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These two would make a great pairing! They're no oil paintings but as long as they have enough oil to lube up their puckers we'd be in for a treat worthy of FUN SIZED BOYS!

 

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You will all probably have heard of the SATS tests that schoolchildren in the UK undergo but SATS has another meaning which is

SNIFFING ARSE TEST SERVICE!

I hope that you have all had your SATS tests by now because we are in for a treat over the next month as the Euros commence!

NOSES at the ready lads and our message to you fit horny footballers is unequivocal

GET ON YOUR KNEES AND SPREAD THOSE CHEEKS!"

 

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"I see Robert so it's a question of principle! You'd really like me inside you but as your country was dominated by both Russia and Germany at different points in its history you couldn't allow a second invasion by a Russian bear with a Gernan frankfurter!

I thought that was the reason we were going down on one knee at the start of each match ! To dispel such racism!

 

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A JACK GREALISH double whammy!

Smelly feet and smelly crack!

Doesn't get much better than this!

 

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Double take!