Sniffing footballers' arses!

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24 year old boxer ALEXIS ROCHA!

Just look at those elephant ears boys! How useful would those be when you are doing him doggystyle! So much extra leverage to provide greater thrust!

Maybe there should be some sort of law stating that any bottom is required to grow a pair ( of elephant ears!)

 

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The Japanese and Orientals in general are very keen on meditation and breathing exercises!

Here is 25 year old Japanese KOU ITAKURA showing his flexibility and I would be very happy to undertake a course of breathing exercises provided that my nose is aligned with the crack of his arse!

I think I would be better at inhaling than exhaling!!!!

 

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How about 22 year old Australian CONNOR ROZEE!?



Imagine the chance to run your nose along the seat of those dirty little smellers!!!!!!

 

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19 year old DEVYNE RENSCH!



This is the second time today that I have had occasion to ask the rhetorical question

"Where on earth do they find these names!?!"

As far as I know a wrench is some sort of tool and his name promises us that his tool is divine!

Pity we will never have a chance to find out!!!

 

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27 year old Middlesborough goalkeeper JOE LUMLEY is currently up against it from the Chelsea onslaught but from a sartorial perspective which colour do we prefer him in!?

 

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Personally I prefer him in yellow because it makes him look like a big banana and I want to taste HIS big banana!!!

 

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Lovely arse on RODRIGO SALAZAR and an equally lovely face!!!

 

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" Well obviously I can tell who it is by the size of the cock but there are other factors like thrust, speed etc which are generally giveaways!

The club manager is having me in the Sheraton Hotel a bit later! He's such an uncultured bugger! Last time he wiped his cock on the curtains after he'd shagged me!"

 

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IVAN SUNJIC has got a lovely arse! It's just such a shame that the cameraman doesn't get closer!

 

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18 year old Spaniard MARC PUBILL is certainly a very well endowed young man so maybe he should have his surname changed to PUBIC!!

 

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30 year old Croatian ANTE BUDIMIR has beautifully high cheek bones and I am sure that the aesthetic beauty of his face cheeks is only matched by the cheeks in his shorts!!!

 

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German footballer AARON HUNT!



Let's hope that his little frankfurter is a grower and transforms itself into a sturdy Cumberland during lovemaking or his wife will be reduced to playing "HUNT the orgasm!!!!

 

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20 year old Turco-German footballer EREN DINKCI!



"I'm really glad you signed up for the new programme of stretching exercises!

Obviously the legs are the main focus but I want to treat the subject holistically and endeavour to ensure that all parts of the body are stretched!

I would like to give you some tips and pointers and in fact I would like to give you the biggest tip right now in the dressing room before you join the other players in the shower!"

 

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A few more of the gorgeous EREN who is indicating that the stretching exercises have been successful and he can now take THREE fingers!!!!

 

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BRITISH BOXING BOARD OF CONTROL!?

Judging by the bloodspots on his shirt I hardly think the word CONTROL comes into it!!!!

 

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22 year old footballer JOAO FELIX from Portugal!

Felix is Latin for "happy" and who wouldn't be happy to see those tight little buns!

Felix is also the name of a famous cat!

What is the link between "cat" and "happy" you might ask!

Well once I've finished with JOAO his little pussy will be purring and he will QUITE LITERALLY be " the cat that got the cream!!!!!!

 

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My two favourite Leicester boys arriving for their clash against Brentford!

Would love to unbutton their trousers, let them fall round their ankles and then give them some NAR ( Nose to arse resuscitation!)

 

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27 year old SEAN LEMMENS ofbthevafl!

Lovely hair, lovely cock, lovely arse, lovely smile!



You might be able to resist one of them but not two Sean!!

 

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30 year old Colombian James Rodriguez! Fine picture of those coffee-coloured silky legs culminating in a fine pair of buns!

 

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21 year old Croatian JOSIP STANISIC!