Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

"I don't fancy your chances at the end of this match son!

How are you going to resist your teammates with one arm when they start sniffing your feet.....and then they'll want to get their rocks off!!!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

That's one wedding night I would happily gate crash and bugger the consequences ( and anything else that was on offer!!!!!)

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I love this picture of COLE PALMER and IGNACE VAN DER BREMPT!



They are a match on so many levels....same age( 20) same height, same level of horniness and same low-hanging pendulous cum-laden bollocks!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Talking of perfect matches it is not just a question of sex and physical chemistry! There has to be a meeting of minds and a similar degree of intelligence for a relationship to succeed! So glad that Jack Grealish has found HIS perfect match so soon after playing in it!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

One would like to register one's approval of the Manchester City victory on Saturday and it only remains for me to say

"Ere we go! Ere we go! Ere we go!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Angelic as your face is I am pretty sure that most people would rather see those milk-laden udders and pencil sharp nipples ,not to mention that Cumberland sausage flanked by the creamiest cum gutters!
Pity your chocolate factory and cheese makers are not visible to us!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

" I've always been frank in everything I do and everyone!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

20 year old DANIEL MALDINI indicating to us that his girlfriend has no cause for complaint!



I wonder if she sniffs the seat if his filthy skuns to get her juices flowing before he fucks her!!!!

You've got to admit that's one fine arse boys! Just imagine how much money could be raised if he were to participate in the sponsored shagathon!! All proceeds to the Ukrainian war effort!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

These cricketers would make a lovely threesome!!!



BEN FOAKES
JOE ROOT
STUART BROAD

I wonder how many of them have bowled a maiden over!

Probably all of them on the back seat of the car!

You can always tell because as their balls hurtle towards the G stump that familiar cry rings out!

OWZAT!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

34 year old Austrian manager of Red Bull
MATTHIAS JAISSLE!



Here we see him in his playing days looking like a sweet little pixie! All he needs to show his buns off to their best advantage is to be wearing green and red tights as pixies do! Phwoar!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

21 year old Hungarian DOMINIK SZOBOSZLAI was born on 25 October 2000 a great day for we Brits marking the 585th anniversary of the day that the French got their agins caught at Agincourt!

Well this young man is also very gracious in that he has offered to fill this cup with his much sought after cum as a philanthropic gesture to assist the Ukrainian cause in the war!
It's a heavy cup so he will need both hands to support it so he has asked for a willing volunteer to wank him off with one hand and stick a few fingers up his arse to spur him on as he goes!



Who could possibly refuse such a request!?

It's all in such a good cause!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

It would have to be a very hard-hearted individual indeed not to have been moved by the tears of OLEKSANDR ZINCHENKO when Manchester City won the League on Saturday!

Who could fail to administer TLC to this boy!?

However a little later I caught sight of these images



"TLC by all means!" I thought to myself "but would that be "Tender Loving Care" or "Tongue Lips and Cock!!!!!!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

24 year old REN IKEDA from Japan!



Just look at the arse on that fucker!

If anybody's dirtbox needs emptying it's his and I've got just the right sized tongue to do it!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

27 year old Dutch footballer RICK KARSDORP who plays for AS ROMA!



He has just received a text message from fellow teammate TAMMY ABRAHAM



"My wife's away for the weekend and I need to get my rocks off! How about my big black bollocks slapping against your wet pussy Rick!?"

Rick would never look a gift cock in the mouth! ( well he might do) so he registers his approval!



He even starts undressing in anticipation of the imminent assault!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When I first went to live in Spain I became acquainted with the game of AJEDREZ VIVIENTE which might he translated as LIVING or LIVE CHESS with real people moving about a gigantic chessboard!

It is gratifying to know that some people are willing to offer themselves as living bicycle stands!



Although in THIS case I think I would risk leaving my bicycle unlocked and park something else up there!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

19 year old Israeli footballer AFEK SAPIR NAVOT!



Here he has just received an important text message from the manager of Manchester City upon which he is acting

"So Pep Guardiola is my tongue good enough to lick your Spanish arse and what else do I have to do to play for the Man City first team!? Would you like a picture of my smelly shitter too!? It fucking stinks man! One whiff of it and you wouldn't hesitate to sign me up!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Argentinian tennis player SEBASTIAN BAEZ is showing his friends some pictures of himself:

"This is one of me that my wife took as I was about to empty the contents of my bollocks inside her pussy!"



"And this is one of an over zealous ball boy who dropped to his knees in front of me at the end of the match and decided that my wife shouldn't be allowed to have ALL the fun!"



Fuck knows who took this one!!

Fuck knows

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The gorgeous 31 year old PIERRE HUGHES-HERBERT who doubtless has a huge Herbert!



I think this photo says:

"Please rip the seat of my shorts at the seam and fill me with your creme fraiche!"



"Well it would be rude not to!"



"Would love to see my creme fraiche trickling down the back of those tanned legs!!!!!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Look Carlos my wife must never know about this but I've just got to shaft that tight Spanish shitter of yours!

I can assure you of one thing! While I've got you on your back and am pounding the chorizo out of you one call you will never have to make is:

"NEW BALLS PLEASE!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

And here is the very Spanish shitter!!!