Sniffing footballers' arses!

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26 year old Italian tennis player MARIO BERRETTINI from Rome!



This looks like a scene from Breeder Fuckers or CMNM with lots of dirty old men fondling nubike young male bodies!



Just look at the expression on the face of that policeman who might well be the first to send an ace right down the middle of Mario's crack with his love truncheon!

Mario obviously likes to be dominated judging by the way in which he is curled round the word BOSS!

 

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I wonder if those flowers on the shorts of DOMINIC CALVERT LEWIN are symbolic of the fact that one should allow a rosebud to bloom before it is picked!



I think most of us are pretty convinced that it is time that this rose was plucked!!!

 

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32 year old German footballer TONI KROOS has one very nice crack that is both sniffable and shagworthy!

 

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JAMES MADDISON of Leicester may be as sexy as fuck but I doubt whether hewould or could wax lyrical on any given subject!



For those of you who are unable to make out what is scrawled across his chest:

"Enjoy the little things in life
Because one day you may look back
and realise that they were the big things!"

which may translate as follows:

"Sorry darling that I am hung like a baby carrot but thanks to your expert manipulations giant oaks from tiny acorns have grown!"

 

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Lamentable sense of style and colour co-ordination as only Anglo-Saxons can do!



I am sure he could afford to spend both time and money in Milan the sartorial capital of the world!

 

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Not long ago Jack Grealish took the microphone and decided to give us his own rendition.of that famous song by the late great Frank Sinatra!

MY WAY!

 

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"And now my end is near
And of one thing there can be no doubt!
If you don't duck when I get hard
This thing will have your fucking eye out!

Cunts! I've had a few but then again too few to mention!
I've ridden hard and long but no bitch has moaned 'bout my extension!

I've had 'em up against the wall, on kitchen floor and on the driveway!
Oh yes! Oh yes yes yes! I did 'em MY way!

Yes there were bitches I'm sure you knew
Who bit off more than they could chew
but through it all when they would pout
They ate it up and spat it out!
They sucked it all and had a ball ( literally!)
And did it THEIR way!

For what is a man, what has he got!?
If not himself then he has not!
I poke their cunts and hear their squeals and stroke the heads of girls who kneel!
The record shows I took the blows and did it MY way!!!!!

 

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Take a deep breath boys and then consider this little beauty by the name of SAMUELE RICCI born in Pontedera in Italy on 21 August 2001! I once did some work in that town which I thought was an absolute shithole but if I'd been able to find my way to HIS shithole it may have made the whole experience much more bearable!



Once our nostrils have done the tour of the "Grand Canal" hopefully we will be in a position to call him SMELLY SAMUELE!!!!

 

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This photo would tend to indicate that any bitch who knocks on the dressing room door in the hope of an autograph is going to get it signed in something slightly more viscous than black ink!



As for the flip side just imagine serving him in COSTA COFFEE and when he orders a hot chocolate you can ask him whether he wants extra cream and marshmallows!

Just look at the pictures of that divine arse and then imagine shooting two pints of cream from your cum laden marshmallows into his hot chocolate!!!!!

 

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This has got to be my favourite photo of him!



You've been hyperventilating on that divine brown stain on the seat of his smellers and he has had his ankles resting on your shoulders for the past ten minutes!

You've just released two weeks of pent up emotion into that sweet little shitter and his obliging little boy cock has been gracious enough to reciprocate by shooting his own not insubstantial load down the back of your throat!

Just look at the expression on his face boys! That inimitable combination of agony and ecstasy!

 

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"I know you were excited when you saw me dressed smartly in my waiter's uniform tonight ! I hope you are not too disappointed now you see me unwrapped and my miniscule cock!"

"Look young man! Didn't you notice how I very quickly devoured the button mushroom when you brought me the main course and how I sliced through that rump steak with six inches of stainless steel!

I am about to repeat that procedure.......

 

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DOMINIC CALVERT-LEWIN is here advertising a razor



I can't help thinking that the viewing figures would be boosted if a different part of his body were being shaved!!!

 

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I know that Kate Bush sang a song entitled

"Running up that hill!"



but as to whether she wrote one called

"Filling up that crack!"

I really couldn't say!

 

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If anyone was thinking of challenging Newton's "law of gravity" they might first care to take a look at this photo of footballer ALFONSO LICERAS!!

 

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A touching and well-meant gesture but they might consider spending some money on English lessons!

Please do NOT apostrophize the fans!

It can be bloody painful!!

 

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"Hey Davide! It's what's called a loving cup!
You get your teammates to fondle your arse and then you shoot the contents of your bollocks into that cup and all those pretty little bitches who come to get your autograph at the end of a match can rub it on their soaking wet little cunts as a lasting reminder of you!

Or just rip their panties off and fuck them 69 which on reflection is probably the more satisfying option!!

 

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22 year old Italian footballer DAVIDE FRATTESI!

Would love to worship those feet and then sniff my way up into that crotch!



"Where are your fucking dirty socks you bastard!!!!?"

 

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Racing driver CHARLES LECLERC nay be waiting for someone to scrub his back but let's be honest! Who in their right mind is going to pay any attention to his BACK!?

 

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Here we have 20 year old Italian footballer PIETRO PELLEGRI playing leap frog with one of his teammates!



There is a "fairy" story about a girl who kissed a frog and it turned into a prince!

So the big question is

"If we kiss these boys on both cheeks, tempting as it is ,will they turn back into frogs!?"

The risk is too great I fear!!!

 

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And here we see the other two cheeks of young Pietro and a rather generous invitation from him in the form of the acronym blazoned across his chest!

Fucking
Eat
Dem
Cheeks
Of
Mine!

"Certainly young man! Just pass me the salt and pepper and bend over the dining-table!

Don't worry about the mayonnaise! I've brought my own!"

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And here is the very pic!