Sniffing footballers' arses!

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22 year old Spanish footballer PEDRO PORRO!



The Spanish word PORRO means "joint" in the Marijuana sense of the word but I prefer to interpret it as joint of meat more especially "rump speak!"

Look at this photo!

Poor Pedro is on the "horns of a dilemma" because the club owner has expressed a desire to fuck him!



Should Pedro allow himself to be perched atop the club owner's horn or should he simply send him a sign like this one!?

 

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Provides a different perspective on that immortal work by EDUOARD MONET

DEJEUNER SUR L'HERBE!!!!

 

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19 year old TANGUY NIANZOU has cum to Bayern Munich via the Ivory Coast!



I do like a footballer to show due care and attention over his appearance! Just look at his black tie all askew in that photo!

There again once I get my hands on him the tie will just be contributing to that pile of clothing on the floor!!!

 

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I've no idea what a Nianzou is but if it is as tangy as his sweaty arse promises to be from this picture then I'm more than happy to sample it!



Just imagine the state of his smellers!

A six-pound dump at 7am and a cursory wipe of the arsehole followed by a 90 minute workout in.the gym!

Those babies will be so rank that they will walk to the washing-machine on their own and I'm canvassing support to get them exhibited at the Tate Modern but not behind glass!

I want the general public to be able to pick them up and run those sweat-soaked brown stripes under their nose for their edification and education!!!!

 

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25 year old MAXIMILIAN KILMAN!



Just look deep into those brown eyes as you rest his ankles on your shoulders and slide in and out of his filthy shitter!

I hope you've all got your hands wrapped round your cocks boys!

Now look at these two photos and just think of ripping the seat out of those sweatpants and buggering him there and then in front of all his teammates!



I don't think RUBEN NEVES is going to take no for an answer!!



Neves is Latin for snow and we know what else is the colour of snow although not quite so cold!!

 

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NICOLAS PEPE who plays for Arsenal!



He's just so fucking gorgeous and look at his teammates!



I'd seed the lot of them but the lion's share of spunk would go to NICOLAS and REISS NELSON sitting next to him!

Trying to find a decent arseshot of Nicolas is like looking for a needle in a haystack with the plethora of photos available!!

 

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22 year old Belgian footballer MILE SVILAR!!



Let's hope Mile is a member of the mile high club!



Just imagine fucking him on a long haul-flight while the rest of the plane is fast asleep with your hand firmly covering his mouth to muffle his moans!

 

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I wonder which one of these guys will have the courage to stick his nose up one of those cracks!



A lot of sexual tension in this photo!!!

 

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20 year old RICCARDO CALAFIORI!



I'd love to sniff the seat of those sweatpants!



There's something just so horny about the almost skeletal definition in that face!!!!!

 

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"Don't know who the hell you are darling but you can have a selfie with the greatest of pleasure and a winkie to go with it if you so desire!"

 

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Thanks Patrick! That's a great picture!



Now if you can just ease your shorts down I'll stick the camera between your legs and maybe you can get your pucker to wink for me!!!!

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Thanks Patrick! That's a great picture!



Now if you can just ease your shorts down I'll stick the camera between your legs and maybe you can get your pucker to wink for me!!!!

 

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36 year old MIKE WUNDERLICH!



Just like his teammates I an sure we are all WONDERing whether he is in fact a WUNDERlich or just mediocre!

Love that little sign on his shirt

1FCK!



At least we know he's been fucked once! One careful owner you might say!

I think that if we insert our tongues gently into his pucker we will in fact be treated not just to a WUNDER LICH but the LICH of a lifetime!

 

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36 year old MIKE WUNDERLICH!

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Just like his teammates I an sure we are all WONDERing whether he is in fact a WUNDERlich or just mediocre!

Love that little sign on his shirt

1FCK!

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At least we know he's been fucked once! One careful owner you might say!

I think that if we insert our tongues gently into his pucker we will in fact be treated not just to a WUNDER LICH but the LICH of a lifetime!

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German footballer PHIL NEUMANN hit 25 on 8 July!



Isn't he beautiful!

The pertness of his tight little arse contrasts perfectly with the strength and sturdiness of his massive thighs!



I bet his arse is fucking rank!

My tongue is aching to give him a "deep clean" and I'm sure I'm not the only one!!!

 

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German footballer PHIL NEUMANN hit 25 on 8 July!

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Isn't he beautiful!

The pertness of his tight little arse contrasts perfectly with the strength and sturdiness of his massive thighs!

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I bet his arse is fucking rank!

My tongue is aching to give him a "deep clean" and I'm sure I'm not the only one!!!

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"Can you believe that "fucking you on the pitch observed by thousands of spectators" was right at the top of my bucket list and boy am I about to cum buckets so brace yourself!!!



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"Can you believe that "fucking you on the pitch observed by thousands of spectators" was right at the top of my bucket list and boy am I about to cum buckets so brace yourself!!!

 

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Can't help thinking that this is what Adolf Hitler would look like if he played for the afl!!!



Apologies to 24 year old BEN LONG of the afl who is absolutely gorgeous!!!

 

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21 year old ANTHONY GORDON and a fellow Piscean!



Pale and pasty he may be but he quite literally embodies the perfect meal deal!!!



Start on his feet by way of a tangy little hors d'oeuvre!

You will never be bored by what HIS cheese board has to offer!

Then ease down his shorts and smellers to reveal a pair of fluffy white baps with a delicious Nutella filling!

I'm sure if you massage his pendulous bollocks you will have some cream to go with that chocolate!

And all washed down with a golden shower from his beautiful cock!!!

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21 year old ANTHONY GORDON and a fellow Piscean!



Pale and pasty he may be but he quite literally embodies the perfect meal deal!!!



Start on his feet by way of a tangy little hors d'oeuvre!

You will never be bored by what HIS cheese board has to offer!

Then ease down his shorts and smellers to reveal a pair of fluffy white baps with a delicious Nutella filling!

I'm sure if you massage his pendulous bollocks you will have some cream to go with that chocolate!

And all washed down with a golden shower from his beautiful cock!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Let's consider 22 year old Italian footballer ENRICO DEL PRATO!



For those of you interested in etymology the word PRATO means "meadow" and one can only imagine the verdant pasture that flourishes between the cheeks of his arse!

However once he is trimmed he can thenbe rimmed!

 

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Let's consider 22 year old Italian footballer ENRICO DEL PRATO!

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For those of you interested in etymology the word PRATO means "meadow" and one can only imagine the verdant pasture that flourishes between the cheeks of his arse!

However once he is trimmed he can thenbe rimmed!