Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

19 year old WILL FISH who plays for Man Utd!



I tried fishing once but found it so boring!

However I would happily get my rod out for any young stud who tantalises me with his smelly black socks !



and even offers me his boots to sniff!



I wonder what bait I would need to reel in this little beauty!!!

 

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Two 18 year old studs!

OAKLEY CANNONIER and MAX WOLTMAN!



As Keanu Reeves was described in the film POINT BREAK

"Young, dumb and full of cum!"

 

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Let us not forget 19 year old DOMINIC CORNESS from the Liverpool squad who has one very finely defined arse to make up for a rather mediocre visage!

 

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ADAM SMITH and JAMES TARKOWSKI are squaring up to each other and this is just so erotic!



In the words of the Big Issue seller

"Don't be shy give it a try!"

 

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19 year old Scottish footballer ROB APTER!



I can't think of anything that could be "apter" to my present state of mind and body than a good grope of his sporon!!!

 

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Gorgeous 24 year old SHAMAL GEORGE is currently goalkeeping for Scottish team Livingstone!



Difficult to believe that I had a photo taken with him at the end of last season with my hand round his waist!

"What a waist!" and indeed "what a waste!"

when you consider that my hand could have been fondling those beautiful black buns for all of five seconds!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

How about 19 year old afl player MAC ANDREW of South Sudanese origin!?



If he hasn't yet been nicknamed "BIG MAC" he certainly should have been!



"I'll have a BIG MAC between brown buns please!!!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

31 year old AZIZ BEHICH went to Australia via Cyprus and has now landed in Dundee where we see him eyeing up two local chavvy lads!



"Go on Aziz! Ramadan is over! You have denied yourself in every sense of the word! Your bollocks are virtually scraping the ground they are so full! Treat yourself and take them both ! Two for the price of one!

You know it makes sense!!"

 

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22 year old Scottish footballer LEWIS MAYO!



Well "mayo" is short for "mayonnaise" and a good squirt of mayonnaise between two dry buns is always guaranteed to enhance the "culinary" experience!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Here we see CAM RAYNER having his perineum massaged by some invasive fingers!



I suppose that if those fingers were replaced by an erect cock that is what one might describe as a

CAM SHAFT!!!!

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Here we see CAM RAYNER having his perineum massaged by some invasive fingers!



I suppose that if those fingers were replaced by an erect cock that is what one might describe as a

CAM SHAFT!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I find myself on the horns of a dilemma with "horn" being the operative word!

Given the choice whose arse crack would I sniff first Kieran's or Luke's!?



Or I could just bend them over, pull their smellers down and run my tongue from crack to crack as if I were playing the keyboard!

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I find myself on the horns of a dilemma with "horn" being the operative word!

Given the choice whose arse crack would I sniff first Kieran's or Luke's!?



Or I could just bend them over, pull their smellers down and run my tongue from crack to crack as if I were playing the keyboard!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

24 year old Croatian footballer VICE MILIJANIC!



I think I might make one further annotation to that T shirt by removing the word IT and replacing it with HIM!

Or how about a completely new message!?

PONJUSI MOJE DUPE!

You will have to punch that one into Google translate if you are interested to know the meaning!

 

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I've had a thing about 22 year old NICOLA ZALEWSKI



ever since I set eyes on those smelly feet !



Just give me your socks sweetheart!

 

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Sexy 19 year old MARC PUBILL signing his name to all sorts of things both on and off the pitch!



Clause 25 sub section 2.4:

" and I grant my coach the right to sniff and lick my sweaty arse crack!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

How about gorgeous 25 year old JUAN BRUNETTA from Argentina!? I think the word "PHWOAR" is just about as eloquent as I can manage here!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you need any further proof that Argentina has the best rump steak in the world then just look at this!



"Phwoar, phwoar and thrice phwoar!!!!"

 

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I'm not quite sure whether we are being told that the runner's name is Alex Yee from England or whether it is some strange code for

"FREE ENTRY FOR OAPS AND THOSE ON BENEFITS!"

 

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How about Croatian footballer JOSIP JURANOVIC who will be 27 on 16 August!?



I just have this overriding desire to peel off those arse-hugging black sweatpants and run my nose along the seat backwards and forwards hyperventilating on the delicious odour emanating from between the cheeks of that fine Criatian arse!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I might even consider undertaking a comparative study of the odours produced by the friction of arsehole on all types of fabric after a ninety-minute training session!



You can bet your life that Jack Grealish will rank pretty high up on the

STINKER PINKER SPHINCTER scale!

At least 9.1 I would say!!!!

 

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The name of this guy escapes me but he really is breathtakingly beautiful:



All I would say to him while he is adopting this stance



is simply:

"Lower your cheek onto my beak for I'm sure it do reek! I'm a bit of a geek so a sneaky peek would make me go weak!

This is indeed what I seek!!!!!!