Sniffing footballers' arses!

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20 year old GEORGE NUNN from Crewe!

Lovely pert little arse!



"Hey George what's with that miserable face! ?"



"Don't worry sweetheart! I know how to put a smile on it!"

Can't wait to hear you whisper sweet nothings in my ear in that sexy North Western accent while I'm 69ing you!!!



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20 year old GEORGE NUNN from Crewe!

Lovely pert little arse!



"Hey George what's with that miserable face! ?"



"Don't worry sweetheart! I know how to put a smile on it!"

Can't wait to hear you whisper sweet nothings in my ear in that sexy North Western accent while I'm 69ing you!!!

 

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Bournemouth FC are known as the Cherries and their most renowned player is arguably DAVID BROOKS!



I'm sure I'm not the only one who would like to boast that they had taken his cherry but given the trauma he has been through I'm sure we would want to show ourselves to be caring and considerate lovers!

My only concern is that once I was inside him I couldn't trust myself not to ride him with such violence that I would totally destroy that virgin arse and then there really would be

"Cherries and cream for tea!!"

 

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Bournemouth FC are known as the Cherries and their most renowned player is arguably DAVID BROOKS!

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I'm sure I'm not the only one who would like to boast that they had taken his cherry but given the trauma he has been through I'm sure we would want to show ourselves to be caring and considerate lovers!

My only concern is that once I was inside him I couldn't trust myself not to ride him with such violence that I would totally destroy that virgin arse and then there really would be

"Cherries and cream for tea!!"

 

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28 year old Slovak MARKO MAROSI who plays as goalkeeper for Shrewsbury Town!



I'd give anything to sniff the seat of those sweatpants......with him in them of course!!!!!

Look at that fullsome pert arse and how gracious of him to give us the "green" light!!!



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28 year old Slovak MARKO MAROSI who plays as goalkeeper for Shrewsbury Town!



I'd give anything to sniff the seat of those sweatpants......with him in them of course!!!!!

Look at that fullsome pert arse and how gracious of him to give us the "green" light!!!

 

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Here we see him with teammate TOM BLOXHAM who is ten years younger than Marko at 18!



Maybe he is going to show the lad a thing or two but one thing's for certain - with a package like that Tom is unlikely to disappoint his girlfriend!



I bet she spends half the day wringing her panties out in anticipation of that teenage stud mounting her!

 

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Here we see him with teammate TOM BLOXHAM who is ten years younger than Marko at 18!

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Maybe he is going to show the lad a thing or two but one thing's for certain - with a package like that Tom is unlikely to disappoint his girlfriend!

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I bet she spends half the day wringing her panties out in anticipation of that teenage stud mounting her!

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I would happily carry out some unpaid research into how he manages to satisfy her by thrusting my head into his crotch and weighing up the evidence for at least six hours before cumming up for air!!!

 

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Hunky 25 year old HARRY KENDALL set a personal best in the pole vault at the Comminwealth Ganes!



However that's not the only pole that's worth a vault as we see here:



His arse and feet are top quality too!



Arse, cock and feet!

Now that's my kind of triathlon and I'm sure there are other things you can think of to add to the list in order to make up the decathlon!!!!!

 

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Belgian footballer AMADOU ONANA has just signed up for Everton and hits 21 next Tuesday!



I'm sure his new teammates will find an appropriate way to " onour Onana's banana!"

He's telling us he's a big boy!



So those Everton boys are going to have to open their mouths wide to accommodate that black mamba!

Love this picture with BOULANGER written across his shirt!



And what are bakers good at making!?......fluffy baps, buns and French sticks!!!

 

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Gorgeous Indian diver KYLE KOTHARI

"Would you like to taste my poppadoms once the ceremony is over!?"

 

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If anybody's interested that arse in grey belongs to Danish footballer THOMAS DELANEY!

 

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....and the one in blue belongs to Ukrainian OLEKSANDR ZINCHENKO!



Maybe arses should be colour coded for odour, taste and texture!!!!

 

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28 year old JOE RALLS plays for Cardiff City and is here inviting us to visit Malaysia!



"You must be fucking joking mate!

Why would I want to go all the way to Malaysia when I can enjoy my own personal guided tour of the newly founded state of RALLSBALLS!?

I have been told that the sister state of RALLSBUNS is also worth a visit!

 

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23 year old DION PERREIRA plays for Luton!



He is only just legal in this photo taken in 2017!



I doubt whether he has even learned to wipe his arse properly......but then how can a footballer stripe the seat of his underpants effectively if he has been well trained in the art of arse wiping!?

My motto is

"Every good striker should be a good striper but not necessarily a good wiper!!!!!

 

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The perks of being a physio!

 

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All we need to complete this photo is a pair of white Calvins!



Red, white and blue! Very patriotic!!

 

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23 year old German footballer JANNIK ROCHELT!



I love this photo of his luxuriant hair!



Would so love to run my fingers through it pondering as I do so on the possibility of an equally verdant undergrowth sprouting from between the cheeks of his arse which will receive the undivided attention of my nose, tongue and cock!!!!

 

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26 year old Norwich born ANGUS GUNN who now plays in goal for Norwich!



I've never seen a pink flamingo with a beard but there is a first time for everything!



Phwoar!!!!!!!!!!



"Hey Angus hun each time you run we get a peek of your massive gun and when you bend for the ball each little bun comes out like a globe of sun!

You're bags of fun and what praise you've won simply because you know how to stun!

Any moans!? No, not one ( well not until I put my own gun firmly in your holster!)

 

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How about 21 year old D'MANI MELLOR who plays for Wycombe Wanderers!?



Once I've found his wycombe I'm going to wander all over it!

Looks as if somebody is still searching for it!

 

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24 year old ARON PLOCK was born in Basildon!

Well they will shag anything that moves there and this is obviously the result!