Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

"Hey Kai do you fancy making Black Forest gateau with me!? We've got all the ingredients we need!"



"The chocolate from your arsehole, the cream from my bollocks and as for taking the cherry!!!!"



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What a pairing! Kai and Trent!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

It may be the wrong shaped ball but Colchester United might consider signing up this little chap!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I once had a specialised bicycle like the one being ridden by Dominik!



I wonder if Dominik himself has been customised to ensure a smooth ride or might there be a few 'humps' and "bumps" along the way!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"What the fuck are you trying to do to us PAULO!?"



We've already seen you face down flashing that Argentinian rump steak and then with your legs spread wide apart and grinning like a Cheshire cat!

Now you show us a package that the postman would be "hard pressed" to carry to the door!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

GARY O NEIL may be looking older than his 39 years



but I bet he still bangs like the proverbial shithouse door!



Would love to give those feet a good sniff! You know me! Anything and anyone in black socks!



Would love to see Scott Parker (41) pumping his big fat arse while Gary's legs are wrapped round his neck!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

That would be one cracking crack to wake up to at the crack of Dawn (but let's face it who needs Dawn when you can have Harry!?)



Sniffing that crack would do you more good than sniffing crack cocaine but then again how much would you have to pay for one whiff of that celestial hole!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Other cracking cracks that we need to have a crack at are:

Danish footballer JOACHIM ANDERSEN





Pasty ANTHONY GORDEN!



PAULO DYBALA goes without saying ( and goes like a bomb I bet!)

This guy has got a head start on the rest of us!



Or should I say a butt start!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

18 year old Spanish footballer ALEJANDRO GARNACHO!



"Why you putta your finger in my asshole Steve!?"



"It's your 18th birthday lad and in England it's the day you get the key of the door!

I'm just trying my key in your lock and I can see that I'm going to need a liberal coating of WD40 to penetrate this lock!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

20 year old Brixton born footballer ANTHONY STEWART who now plays in Scotland!



Would love to run my fingers through his hair and take up permanent residence in his shitter!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Two 18 year old studs who play for AC MILAN:

BOB OMOREGBE and WILGOT MARSHAGE!



You can just hear Bob saying:

"You're ma shag Marshage!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Rodrigo (26) of Man City!



Just look at the arse on that bitch!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

There are other fine arses in Man City to keep him cumpany including JOHN STONES



JOAO CANCELO



...and even their 51 year old manager PEP GUARDIOLA has a respectable pair of buns!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Have you ever seen two foxes humping!

How about a couple of silver foxes!?

BRUNO LAGE and GARY O NEILL!



...and in order to "pep" things up let's throw Pep Guardiola into the mix!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

At the other end of the age scale we have two gorgeous 18 year olds from AC MILAN with interesting names:

FEDERICO MARRONE and SEBASTIAN ELEFANTE!



With a surname like ELEFANTE Sebastian is unlikely to disappoint his girlfriend and the word MARRONE translates into English as brown!

So once we've got little Freddie " bound" we can pull down his smellers and see if they are nicely "browned!!!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

24 year old BEN WHITE who plays for ARSEnal is not conventionally handsome but there is just something about him! Maybe it is the roses in his cheeks! All four of them!!!



And he's obviously not averse to fondling the arse of his teammates when he gets the chance!



"Mmmm! Unmistakably Hector Bellerin!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

MARCO NEPPE (36) and LEON GORETSKA (27)!

I'd sniff those buggers here and now but it's a bit public! Let's wait till the end of the match and then I can give them the worship and respect they deserve in the privacy of my hotel room!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

....and here's the photo to accompany the above caption!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

How about 20 year old German footballer BEN VOLL!?



If you Google the word VOLL for meaning you will get the following:

1. Full
2. Whole

Why not combine the two words to make "full hole" which would I'm sure be enjoyable to both parties!!!!

Nice to see he's a "sunmaker!" Lucky bitch to be the recipient of HIS load!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

22 year old JOSIP STANISIC from Coatia is one hunk of spunk but in one of these photos he looks as if he has been burning the candle at both ends!



....and it's no good taking the matches away from him 'cos as every good boy scout knows you can make fire by rubbing two sticks of wood together!



Rub away boys and start a forest fire!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

One "expectant" German fan looks on to see which player would be willing to offer him a shag rather than just his autograph!!!