Tell us lies, tell us sweet little lies

[DonQuixote]

Occasionally we need the exceptions that prove the rule.

This would NOT be such a time.

 

[Kyanimal]

I don't want Bendy to PM me any of his salacious pics, which is something I know the Sainted Boy would NEVER do anyway!

And, I can't stand Bloody Marys, nor anything involving alcohol, let alone partaking of them in a Spa, possibly enhanced with Herbs!

And, like Hunt, I can't STAND Porn! (Where'd our "Vomit" Smilie go?)

I think this Thread is totally Disgusting!

 

[Lefty]

The winter months bring warmth and
an inner glow into my very soul

I've actually given thought to moving
into Santa's at the far North Pole

 

[DonQuixote]

Lefty isn't interested in Santa's "pole" at all.

 

[JayHawk]

I absolutely love itching my arm off after every allergy shot.......

 

[Lefty]

Chezekaqez knows how

much I live for winter and

those winter sports.

 

[Kabluey]

Think i might have just seen a reindeer

 

[DonQuixote]

I hope everyone has a perfectly miserable Christmas.
Bah Humbug.

 

[Lefty]

Wow,

It's that time of year again.

We just had Reindeer Stak and Elf eggs for brekkies

Anyone want to buy a sleigh? I gots one for sale...

High Mileage but in great shape...

and ooh baby, can it fly!t

 

[Triple G]

Put poison in Santa's cooks

 

[DonQuixote]

I'd buy a used Sleigh from Lefty - he's such an honest looking guy.

 

[JayHawk]

All I got for Christmas was reindeer poop

 

[Lefty]

Not to JAWK

We left coals in your Nylon Stockings.

 

[JayHawk]

That's nothing. While you had the easy and plump old fellow I was out satisfying all eight reindeer...

 

[Lefty]

JAWK and Tonka Trucker ​

exchanged

​

Brass Nose Rings ​

in a Candlelit Ceremony

​

Swearing to Love Honor and Gropei​

 

[JayHawk]

Oh it isn't my penis that I use to satisfy....

 

[JayHawk]

Yes I can tell you where the original egg nog cums from....

Eight Reindeer
1/2 Gallon of spiced rum
Lotsa kneeling

 

[DonQuixote]

Lefty's been on a Bender with Bender.

 

[JayHawk]

I'd like to be bending bender

 

[Lefty]

You just wait your turn.

Go pull Swerves nose ring or something.