And we're all thankful that no primate posted "Fuck Kids, Save Gorillas." Small wonder though.
I can’t believe he doesn’t understand the process of donations.
Not all primates
can be saved.
As to Degeneres' or Kutcher's carbon footprint, the cheese is being pared too thinly. Both are justly renowned for their philanthropy.
For the good they do, they can ride on endangered owls whose tail feathers are on fire for all I care. They do a vast amount of good with their means.
I don't expect people to be Gandhi. Gandhi wasn't very good at getting people to be Gandhi. All men have feet of clay. It's more fair to weigh them in the whole as to their merits. I repair to a maudlin old favorite to make the point:
Abou Ben Adhem
By Leigh Hunt
Abou Ben Adhem (may his tribe increase!)
Awoke one night from a deep dream of peace,
And saw, within the moonlight in his room,
Making it rich, and like a lily in bloom,
An angel writing in a book of gold:—
Exceeding peace had made Ben Adhem bold,
And to the presence in the room he said,
"What writest thou?"—The vision raised its head,
And with a look made of all sweet accord,
Answered, "The names of those who love the Lord."
"And is mine one?" said Abou. "Nay, not so,"
Replied the angel. Abou spoke more low,
But cheerly still; and said, "I pray thee, then,
Write me as one that loves his fellow men."
The angel wrote, and vanished. The next night
It came again with a great wakening light,
And showed the names whom love of God had blest,
And lo! Ben Adhem's name led all the rest.
Help people. Help the planet. Find your own way to do it.